Oh! I Always Get Those Two Mixed Up!

Bruce Campbell
Kyle MacLachlan

'80s chin men.

Elvis Costello albums I haven't heard:

Brutal Youth
When I Was Cruel

Fine Young Cannibals
10,000 Maniacs

Chutes Too Narrow
Oh, Inverted World

Trix
Kix
Nesquik
Tang

Millie Small
Little Eva

Charlie Rich
Buddy Rich

Anchises
Ascanius
Achates

(father, son and best buddy of Aeneas, respectively)

The Pink Fairies
The Pretty Things

Puddle of Mudd
Mudvayne

Puddle of Mudd
POD (Payable On Death?)

I thought both were "Christian Rock" but PoM's wiki doesn't mention it.

Nils Lofgren
Nels Cline

Sunny Sweeney
Sydney Sweeney

the killing of a sacred deer
dragging a dead deer up a hill

Hoboken
Hackensack

The Godfather
The Godfather Part 2

Nels Cline
Nils Frahm

Helen Andrews
Helen Lewis

https://mltshp-cdn.com/r/ZTGH

Rose McGowan
Rose McDowall

Connie Francis (b. Concetta Rosa Maria Franconero, December 12, 1937)
Connie Stevens (b. Concetta Rosalie Ann Ingolia, August 8, 1938)

Also these two:
Connie Smith
Conny Van Dyke

Gérard de Nerval, French poet
Nadar, French photographer

George Santos
George Soros

obviously they are quite different aside from their names

Same

Al Capp

Andy Capp

Zoe Chao
Chloe Zhao

mac demarco
mac miller
post malone

Suetonius
Sallustius

Rilo Kiley
Riley Keough

Roy Thomas Baker
Roy Ward Baker

Good one.

Yeah three-named people can trip one up at times

Paul Thomas Anderson
Philip Baker Hall
Philip Seymour Hoffman

Bobby Elliott (drummer for the Hollies, turned down the chance to join Wings)
Bobby Graham (session drummer, turned down the chance to join the Beatles)
Bobby Harrison (original drummer for Procol Harum)

B-b-but you left out Bobby Gregg!

I don't get him mixed up with the other three.

Washington Times
Washington Examiner

Interesting! Started as very different publications and somehow converged into the same space.

For a while I _almost_ respected the Washington Times, because it understood the assignment: a moderately right wing counterpoint to the (allegedly) left leaning Post. It kept getting weirder as the Moonie influence intensified, but no one cared. When they stopped trying to compete in the print space, it just spiraled off into the conservaspace.

The Examiner, at first, had a goal of occupying the quick-read tabloid commuter market. In print, it competed with the _Express_. (Disclosure: my beloved wife worked for the Examiner when it was still kinda legit. Then it followed the same weird trajectory into the dextrosphere and was never seen again by normal humans.)

The moral of both stories is that for the last 20 years, ad-supported print journalism was just barely sustainable outside a few legacy institutions. As long as the ostensible "left" flank was held by a duopoly (WaPo/NYT), there was no room for a center or enter-left publication. Hence, both the Times and Examiner knew where to go: the loony conservative fringe.

Cate Blanchett / Tilda Swinton

Washington Post headline: Biden Signs Infrastructure Bill

Washington Times headline: Biden Signs Bill Allowing the Eating of Puppies

Washington Express headline: Biden Eats Puppies

xp Washington Examnier headline: Biden Eats Puppies and Stomps on Kittens

The Necks
No-Neck Blues Band

(must have been done already?)

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Just had some mental problems with Tony Williams and Tony Allen

Pennies from Heaven
Heaven Can Wait

Harriet Walter
Fiona Shaw

... Juliet Stevenson

Feel like Juliet Stevenson would be the same casting conversation as the other two (and Kristin Scott Thomas) but I wouldn't actually mistake her for them.