https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2023/01/george-santos-the-luckiest-liar-in-politics.html
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 15 January 2023 15:36 (one year ago) link
NEW: I just spoke by phone with Eula Rochard, a Brazilian drag queen who was friends with George Santos when he lived near Rio. She said everyone knew him as Anthony (*never* George), or by his drag name, Kitara, and confirms this photo is from a 2008 drag show at Icaraí Beach. pic.twitter.com/1MeeDR1O2O— Marisa Kabas (@MarisaKabas) January 18, 2023
― 龜, Thursday, 19 January 2023 13:16 (one year ago) link
this is a busy guy!
i love him
― mark s, Thursday, 19 January 2023 13:24 (one year ago) link
1) THREAD: PAY ATTENTION to this George Santos MAGA Moment. A video surfaced this week of Santos introducing himself as Anthony Devolder. He said he organized a group United For Trump at a rally on 3/23/19 with charged insurrectionist, Brandan Straka of Walk Away. pic.twitter.com/FTWTKRRfFj— Sandi Bachom (@sandibachom) January 17, 2023
― lord of the rongs (anagram), Thursday, 19 January 2023 13:32 (one year ago) link
We need to import this quality of politician to the UK.
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 19 January 2023 13:33 (one year ago) link
do we have any sympathy for devolder?
― the shaker intro bit the shaker outro in the tail, hard (breastcrawl)
maybe something bad happened to him in the past that made him be like this but it's impossible to know because we have no idea what events actually happened in his life
― mh, Thursday, 19 January 2023 14:36 (one year ago) link
my new theory is that he is actually twins or triplets all pretending to be one guy via subterfuge, as in the Christopher Nolan movie The Prestige
― mh, Thursday, 19 January 2023 14:40 (one year ago) link
also he is Booji Boy
― The Terroir of Tiny Town (WmC), Thursday, 19 January 2023 14:44 (one year ago) link
correct
― mh, Thursday, 19 January 2023 14:45 (one year ago) link
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/01/18/santos-mother-sept-11/
Rep. George Santos (R-N.Y.) has said his mother was inside one of the World Trade Center towers when they were attacked on Sept. 11, 2001, but immigration records indicate that Santos’s mother wasn’t in the United States on that day.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 19 January 2023 14:47 (one year ago) link
plot twist: she was flying the plane
― the shaker intro bit the shaker outro in the tail, hard (breastcrawl), Thursday, 19 January 2023 14:52 (one year ago) link
George Santos's mother was Tania Head?
― fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Thursday, 19 January 2023 14:52 (one year ago) link
she's tania hearst
https://cdn.britannica.com/07/193107-050-8F690634/Patricia-Hearst-front-emblem-Symbionese-Liberation-Army.jpg
― mark s, Thursday, 19 January 2023 15:00 (one year ago) link
as well i mean
― mark s, Thursday, 19 January 2023 15:01 (one year ago) link
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/george-santos-took-3000-veteran-dog-gofundme-1234662731/
George Santos Allegedly Took $3,000 From Dying Dog’s GoFundMe
― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Thursday, 19 January 2023 15:54 (one year ago) link
They are going to tell tall tales about this man someday
― Motion to adjourn to enjoy a footling (President Keyes), Thursday, 19 January 2023 16:07 (one year ago) link
I know this horse has been beaten to death, but it's amazing that this guy has, daily, a new scandal that would have been career ending pre-2000s, but even if total it amounts to jack shit.
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 19 January 2023 16:09 (one year ago) link
"in total"
Back-to-back "I am not a drag queen" and "I did not kill that dog" is immediate Hall of Fame level posting pic.twitter.com/CntVYddui0— Don Moynihan (@donmoyn) January 19, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 20 January 2023 14:27 (one year ago) link
Georgina Santísima is her drag name.
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 January 2023 14:37 (one year ago) link
very "that's not me in the video" vibes
― fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 January 2023 14:47 (one year ago) link
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b1/Shaggy-wasn%27t-me.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 20 January 2023 14:57 (one year ago) link
I am not gonna lie, the story about the dog tipped me over into “this isn’t a human being, this is movie character” territory and I know am just waiting for the next ridiculous revelation with a level of anticipation that I will absolutely regret once he manages to do something consequential on a national level
― castanuts (DJP), Friday, 20 January 2023 15:09 (one year ago) link
"The reports that I beat Morgan Wallen and stole his car are shocking and insane. I didn't steal his car, he offered it to me."
― fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 January 2023 15:12 (one year ago) link
"Lots of people whose cars I didn't steal have been sending me messages thanking me for not stealing their cars."
― George Santos' If I Could Only Remember My Name - C or D? (President Keyes), Friday, 20 January 2023 15:18 (one year ago) link
"I did not dress that dog up in drag."
https://i.makeagif.com/media/1-05-2016/ND8MN_.gif
― The Myth of Sisyspacek (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 20 January 2023 15:24 (one year ago) link
“Over the past 24hr I have received pictures of my drag Queen “performances” throughout the years along with supportive messages.”
― the shaker intro bit the shaker outro in the tail, hard (breastcrawl), Friday, 20 January 2023 15:34 (one year ago) link
Isn't Santos made out of pure negative id, a folk devil made from left over fear after the pandemic. LIke if you look back into his past long enough are you going to find out that he never actually existed. Just manifest to feed off other people's panic
― Stevolende, Friday, 20 January 2023 18:25 (one year ago) link
That sounds like a Coscarelli horror movie
― fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 January 2023 18:26 (one year ago) link
Brazilian outlet Piauí has resurfaced an incredible 2021 interview with George Santos, where he claimed he was just mugged on Fifth Avenue in broad daylight—they stole his *shoes*—and said he planned to donate his entire congressional salary to "four NGOs" https://t.co/n9PG6vuDW0— Roger Sollenberger (@SollenbergerRC) January 20, 2023
― mark s, Friday, 20 January 2023 19:49 (one year ago) link
the intersection he claims he was mugged at is one block from trump tower
checks out
― mh, Friday, 20 January 2023 19:53 (one year ago) link
https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/230120141217-01-george-santos-drag-queen-claims-brazil.jpg
A clearer photo of Kitara, but there's so much deep-fakery these days, this could've been made by a 14 year old for all we know
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 20 January 2023 19:58 (one year ago) link
In an interview with CNN, Rochards said that it’s Santos in the pictures, adding that she knew him from LGBTQ events he attended in the town of Niterói, near Rio de Janeiro, where she said he was well known in the gay community.
Rochards said she recognized Santos from a recent news report and dug up the old pictures but was surprised to learn that Santos was a Republican.
“I don’t know him now, I only knew him then,” she said.
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 20 January 2023 19:59 (one year ago) link
I once worked with a guy who was a pathological liar. Everyone knew it, but didn't really care because he was sort of childlike and his lies were of the variety of "I ran into Kanye West and he gave me a tape of his new album but then this guy dressed as Spiderman stole it from me on the bus."
― George Santos' If I Could Only Remember My Name - C or D? (President Keyes), Friday, 20 January 2023 20:11 (one year ago) link
that's more plausible than some of the Santos ones
― mh, Friday, 20 January 2023 20:17 (one year ago) link
reminds me of when MTG was first elected and it was discovered she had a "sex guru" who was tracked down and interviewed and one of the things he said was "I thought I knew her pretty well, she was not like this at all". Madison Cawthorn has maybe a similar story. I know a lot of people were worried that we were gonna wind up with a lot of Trump-like figures in politics post 2016 but I think the reality is we're getting a bunch of Omarosas
― frogbs, Friday, 20 January 2023 20:39 (one year ago) link
The wife of a good friend of mine went to high school with Marge Taylor (as she was then known). Her recollection is that she was "completely unremarkable."
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 20 January 2023 20:42 (one year ago) link
There was a good article in the Atlantic about how all of these reactionary movements around the world (the author focused on Poland, but it was applicable to most of them) are really giving an opportunity for revenge to the utter mediocrities of the world.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 20 January 2023 20:44 (one year ago) link
I actually know very little about Santos' politics, the myth has greatly overshadowed any policy leanings.. is he trumpy?
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 20 January 2023 20:47 (one year ago) link
I'm thrilled to be joined on the Science Committee by my Republican colleague Dr. George Santos, winner of not only the Nobel Prize, but also the Fields Medal - the top prize in Mathematics - for his groundbreaking work with imaginary numbers. https://t.co/RJQ7eP8n8x— Congressman Bill Foster (@RepBillFoster) January 20, 2023
― George Santos' If I Could Only Remember My Name - C or D? (President Keyes), Friday, 20 January 2023 20:53 (one year ago) link
ok I'm actually starting to come around on this guy
I know everyone is talking about how George Santos wrote a fake wiki that said he appeared on Hannah Montana, but I’m obsessed with his alleged movie that starred three of the actors from Batman and Robin. pic.twitter.com/x7ugThowYA— Collin Murr (@CollinMurr) January 21, 2023
― frogbs, Tuesday, 24 January 2023 14:09 (one year ago) link
Surprised no one has made the obvious connection between George Santos and George Soros.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 24 January 2023 14:14 (one year ago) link
this is like some Tim Heidegger shit
― George Santos' If I Could Only Remember My Name - C or D? (President Keyes), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 15:03 (one year ago) link
INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG
― mh, Tuesday, 24 January 2023 15:08 (one year ago) link
thanks for new username Anthony
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 15:14 (one year ago) link
Hello
― Alicia Silver Stone (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 16:44 (one year ago) link
If his politics weren't toxic and harmful (just by association) I would be enjoying the lolz more. It would be a comedy gold mine.
― is it milli vanilli or just a facsimile (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 17:11 (one year ago) link
a real movie, with a completely different cast: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Invasion_(film)
― symsymsym, Tuesday, 24 January 2023 19:57 (one year ago) link
I think Santos is a perfect culmination of the Trump years, specifically w/r/t how the US blithely assumed "checks and balances" would protect us from bad-faith actors but, it turned out, were often useless because it didn't account for a group in power becoming craven evil-doers--I assume due to some naïve belief in the American people not electing such folks, or something. ("The system will regulate itself.")
Despite Santo being entirely fictional, he's sitting there in Congress, with no consequences beyond embarrassment, because the only check involves getting his fellow craven evil-doers to voluntarily give up a bit of power by expelling him.
― blatherskite, Tuesday, 24 January 2023 21:14 (one year ago) link
naïve belief in the American people not electing such folks, or something
Reading backwards, recently, I realize I had something like this naïve belief circa 2015.
It's not that I believed the American people to be good (in a moral sense) or serious (in an intellectual sense). Nor was it that I believed institutions and norms would save us. After all, I sit (and type) on Virginian soil that has soaked up plenty of blood from 400+ years of fundamental disagreements about institutions and norms.
It's more that I underestimated humans' capacity to have adolescent nihilism last into adulthood.
The old right wing was cravenly evil, but at least it wore the trappings of an ideological foundation. It made claims to a higher purpose, albeit misguided and disingenuous.
This new stuff (Trump, Boebert, MTG, Santos, Crenshaw, Gaetz, Hawley) is just a middle finger in the air. Owning the libs uber alles.
― is it milli vanilli or just a facsimile (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 21:41 (one year ago) link
can't keep a good man down!
― treeship., Thursday, 7 December 2023 02:33 (six months ago) link
Georgie used to work on the docks
― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 7 December 2023 03:53 (six months ago) link
“Obviously there’s a monetary benefit — I’m not here doing it for charity — but the other aspect is to remind these assholes who think they’re holier-than-thou that they will be forgotten in history and I will live forever, period,” he said.
― assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 7 December 2023 04:00 (six months ago) link
that's definitely what i think when i see someone doing a cameo video too
― c u (crüt), Thursday, 7 December 2023 04:02 (six months ago) link
"Shut up"
"You shut up"
"I will live forever, period"
"Tell it to Earth"
"Mommmm...."
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Thursday, 7 December 2023 05:05 (six months ago) link
he'll probably die cutting in line at a Falafel stand in Times Square
― STUPID CRAP FACE (Neanderthal), Thursday, 7 December 2023 05:13 (six months ago) link
this thread title is driving me nuts!
― plax (ico), Thursday, 7 December 2023 13:00 (six months ago) link
We should get a Cameo of him singing the song
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Thursday, 7 December 2023 14:00 (six months ago) link
― frogbs, Thursday, 7 December 2023 14:38 (six months ago) link
He’s gonna learn how to fly, high
― the new drip king (DJP), Thursday, 7 December 2023 14:40 (six months ago) link
look at what happened to mei can't believe it myself
― STUPID CRAP FACE (Neanderthal), Thursday, 7 December 2023 14:43 (six months ago) link
I absolutely cannot believe the reality I am living in pic.twitter.com/Iq4g2tWe2Z— Ben Yahr (@benyahr) December 8, 2023
I admit I’m kind of coming around on this guy
― frogbs, Friday, 8 December 2023 20:56 (six months ago) link
Sure, now that he has no position in governing the country it's possible to like him on some level. He has a certain amount of charisma, even though he's a thoroughly irresponsible person, scammer, and hopeless liar.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 8 December 2023 21:03 (six months ago) link
Yeah sure why not
(R-NY) (Furry/Beavapus)
― ; Powell (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 8 December 2023 21:05 (six months ago) link
somebody paid $500 for that.
― treeship., Friday, 8 December 2023 21:09 (six months ago) link
Fake it till you make it
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 8 December 2023 21:12 (six months ago) link
Can I just say that beaver-slash-platypus is pretty cool, sure. But beaver-slash-OCTOPUS would be frickin awesome?
Octobeaver. Tell me you wouldn't watch that movie if it were done Sharknado style
― ; Powell (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 8 December 2023 21:28 (six months ago) link
James Bond already did it
― the new drip king (DJP), Friday, 8 December 2023 21:54 (six months ago) link
surely the beavapus portmanteau is meant to evoke vaginae?
― Mrs. Fifi Greywhiskers, P.S.C. (cat), Friday, 8 December 2023 22:02 (six months ago) link
Probably, but for me it's more fun to think about the actual animals.
― ; Powell (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 8 December 2023 22:06 (six months ago) link
I can’t get past “I’m so happy the management at Arby’s allowed you to come to work in your fursona”
― the new drip king (DJP), Friday, 8 December 2023 22:09 (six months ago) link
tho now that i think of it octobeaver does as well, nvm
― Mrs. Fifi Greywhiskers, P.S.C. (cat), Friday, 8 December 2023 22:10 (six months ago) link
i wonder what octomom is up to these days anyway
― Mrs. Fifi Greywhiskers, P.S.C. (cat), Friday, 8 December 2023 22:11 (six months ago) link
Does the octobeaver have eight legs or eight tails or a mix thereof? Inquiring minds want to know.
― ; Powell (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 8 December 2023 22:12 (six months ago) link
https://abcnews.go.com/amp/GMA/Wellness/octomom-nadya-suleman-shares-inspiring-gym-selfie-after/story?id=100452691
― the new drip king (DJP), Friday, 8 December 2023 22:12 (six months ago) link
i'm envisioning more of a pantycthulu
aw, she seems to be doing well!
― Mrs. Fifi Greywhiskers, P.S.C. (cat), Friday, 8 December 2023 22:17 (six months ago) link
lol okay the Beavapus thing was a prank from the Jimmy Kimmel show
― frogbs, Tuesday, 12 December 2023 20:55 (six months ago) link
...and there is now evidently a legal dispute about whether a TV prank constitutes commercial vs. personal use, which changes the Cameo pricing structure.
https://1984fortheloveofpopsgreatestyear.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/larry-blackmon.jpg
― CthulhuLululemon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 12 December 2023 21:13 (six months ago) link
I think Santos might actually be right on this! I think they've shown weird Cameos before from guys like Scaramucci but when it's requested specifically to generate content for the show, yeah I think that's probably commercial use
must be some teeth to the dispute too, despite claiming he had a bunch of these on Monday that they'd show throughout the week they haven't done any since
― frogbs, Friday, 15 December 2023 15:00 (six months ago) link
leaning way too hard into this villain shit now. dude had an impressive run but he's basically just a more successful version of Scaramucci. feel like he's got about 2 weeks of this quasi-fame left
Ziwe: What can we do to get you to go away?George Santos: Stop inviting me to your gigs. Ziwe: The lesson is to stop inviting you places?George Santos: But you can’t cuz people want the content.pic.twitter.com/Osz05aw9qL— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) December 18, 2023
― frogbs, Tuesday, 19 December 2023 16:50 (five months ago) link
Santos on the money, though.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 December 2023 16:58 (five months ago) link
https://media1.tenor.com/m/fm_6VT9WhgAAAAAC/its-true-but-he-shouldnt-say-it-marge-simpson.gif
― frogbs, Tuesday, 19 December 2023 17:03 (five months ago) link
i just want to see him dance and then he can go away
― z_tbd, Tuesday, 19 December 2023 17:06 (five months ago) link
lol, didn't even see the clip yet but i see ziwe asked about that! it's the question america is asking
Dancing With The Frauds
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 19 December 2023 17:21 (five months ago) link
my friends: https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/other/ousted-george-santos-continues-cameo-appearances-with-new-christmas-themed-videos-santos-claus-is-coming-to-town/ar-AA1lHGSt
― Pierre Delecto, Tuesday, 19 December 2023 22:33 (five months ago) link
https://www.axios.com/2024/03/23/house-republicans-chaos-majority-motion-vacate
headline good: Republicans livid as chaos threatens to cannibalize House majority
final paragraph better: “Amid Friday's chaos, disgraced former Rep. George Santos announced he's leaving the Republican Party to run for Congress in New York as an independent — saying the GOP was too embarrassing.”
― mark s, Saturday, 23 March 2024 16:21 (two months ago) link
chaos-muppet undefeated
― mark s, Saturday, 23 March 2024 16:26 (two months ago) link
Alas, he flew too close to the sun (again)
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/23/nyregion/george-santos-dropping-out.html
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 April 2024 02:58 (one month ago) link
Kitara makes a cameo on.. well, Cameo
“It’s your favourite, Kitara. After 18 years in the closet, George Santos pulled me back out, whatever,” Mr. Santos says in the footage.
https://static.independent.co.uk/2024/05/01/18/newFile-5.jpg
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 2 May 2024 00:43 (one month ago) link
Republican veep nomination when
― assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 2 May 2024 04:12 (one month ago) link