Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

Harvested for pets, of course.

Parts

Sure maybe pet clones too who knows

"Keptin, ve haff gotten a new shipment of trump hairdos."

https://www.startrek.com/sites/default/files/styles/content_full/public/images/inline/2019-01/b5f9ba8039d9df8b3a6acf08fd5d2e84.jpg

He's getting his FB and Instagram pages back

well I'm sure he has no doubt learned his lesson

<3 living in an era with no real consequences for rich white racists

And when TRUTH Social totally implodes, he conveniently has his whipping boy Devin Nunes to blame for it

& Devin is already trying to blame the implosion on the feds. https://www.rawstory.com/devin-nunes-truth-social-funding/

FB & IG checked to see if he was indicted, yet. nope. must be safe to move ahead with Project Loudmouth Liar

would love for Nunes to be crushed by a backhoe

Or one of his cows.

apparently he said on his little social media platform (in ALL CAPITALS) that he could finish the war in Ukraine in less than 24 hours

For whose side?

Hello! Vladimir? Donald here. I'm calling about that little scrape you've gotten into in The Ukraine. Yup, it's crazy, I know. But I have an idea. Just hear me out. Those new-cue-lar bombs you've got over there are just collecting dust, right? I say, use 'em. War'll be done in less than 24 hours. No, don't thank me. Happy to help. Bye.

More like he would side with Putin, pull all support for Ukraine, pressure allies to do the same and then just let Putin steamroll the country. Done: war finished.

Nobel prize!

he also claimed Mexico would pay for the Wall, so...

He also claimed peace in the Middle East would be "so easy."

starting to think this guy isn't on the level

idk give him a shot why not

Ah yes:

The scenarios Republicans find themselves fantasizing about range from the far-fetched to the morbid. In his recent book Thank You for Your Servitude, my colleague Mark Leibovich quoted a former Republican representative who bluntly summarized his party’s plan for dealing with Trump: “We’re just waiting for him to die.” As it turns out, this is not an uncommon sentiment. In my conversations with Republicans, I heard repeatedly that the least disruptive path to getting rid of Trump, grim as it sounds, might be to wait for his expiration.

Their rationale was straightforward: The former president is 76 years old, overweight, appears to maintain the diet of a college freshman, and believes, contrary to all known science, that exercise is bad for you. Why risk alienating his supporters when nature will take its course sooner or later? Peter Meijer, a former Republican representative who left office this month, termed this strategy actuarial arbitrage.

“You have a lot of folks who are just wishing for [Trump’s] mortal demise,” Meijer told me. “I want to be clear: I’m not in that camp. But I’ve heard from a lot of people who will go onstage and put on the red hat, and then give me a call the next day and say, ‘I can’t wait until this guy dies.’ And it’s like, Good Lord.” (Trump’s mother died at 88 and his father at 93, so this strategy isn’t exactly foolproof.)

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2023/01/2024-republican-primary-donald-trump-deus-ex-machina/672888/

The exchange with Portman at the end, ridiculous.

But I’ve heard from a lot of people who will go onstage and put on the red hat, and then give me a call the next day and say, ‘I can’t wait until this guy dies.’

looool

Meantime

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/01/30/nyregion/trump-stormy-daniels-grand-jury.html

“I want to be clear: I’m not in that camp."

Ten minutes later:

"Can we go off the record now? All right. Just make sure you include that quote about me not wanting him to die, OK? But, god, I can't wait for him to die."

the looming DeSantis/Trump showdown is gonna be wild, especially if things start turning against him. can't imagine he's gonna handle it the way Bernie did.

He destroyed a whole generation of "up and coming" GOPers in 2016, I genuinely want him to do it again, but I'm afraid he's not up to the task.

lol knowing this guy's luck, *DeSantis* is going to be the one that dies.

Fine with me

Why not both?

They're both in the same state, the right hurricane might take care of both in one fell swoop

DeSantis should drop a new mixtape featuring a verse by Trump, in which Trump murders him, and DeSantis is so embarrassed he disappears. And then Trump dies.

the looming DeSantis/Trump showdown is gonna be wild

i honestly can't wait for this

They're both in the same state, the right hurricane alligator might take care of both in one fell swoop

Fixed.

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Those guys are so tough no mere alligator could take them.

are we certain Desantis is going to run? I think he might wimp out.

Don't you mean he might woke out?

apparently he is preparing for a run, according to a bunch of news outlets quoting inside sources.

everyone expects him to, and if he ever wants to this would be the time to do it. his stock's never gonna be higher

He's not running *cough* I'm running.

america isn't ready for a music critic president

a Negroni drinking president

Soto/(Nude) Gyllenhaal '24

Well, yeah.

I had a vivid dream about two weeks ago... Jerry Orbach-era L&O, with Det Briscoe on the trail of some shirtless, leather-jacket wearing cat burglar. When he finally catches up with the perp and his associates, they're wearing "Stipe/Biles '24" lapel badges. "Good luck with that," says Briscoe.

So, there are options.

Wow.

michael stipe and simone biles the gymnast?

Briscoe didn’t clarify. But it was my brain so I guess so!

amazing dream