Santos / Devolder ‘24Even Better Than The Real Thing
― i saw mommy kissing twink henry kissinger (breastcrawl), Friday, 3 February 2023 23:18 (two years ago)
even ignoring everything else about this guy...the crewneck sweater under the suit is such an odd look.
― fetter, Friday, 3 February 2023 23:25 (two years ago)
Santos bloody santos
― forbidden fruit salad (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 4 February 2023 00:01 (two years ago)
Did I disappoint youOr leave a bad taste in your mouth
We're George, but we're not the same
― forbidden fruit salad (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 4 February 2023 00:04 (two years ago)
https://www.thedailybeast.com/is-george-santos-now-trying-to-hide-his-spotify
This article, reporting on digging through George's sad Spotify playlists that he transparently denies are his, may be the low point in my compulsion to click on any news story involving George Santos. Still maybe the most entertaining hot mess in politics since Rob Ford.
― Brio2, Tuesday, 7 February 2023 19:30 (two years ago)
https://img.thedailybeast.com/image/upload/c_crop,d_placeholder_euli9k,h_2118,w_3177,x_0,y_0/dpr_1.5/c_limit,w_690/fl_lossy,q_auto/GettyImages-1454458322_lyw4h2
― omar little, Tuesday, 7 February 2023 19:33 (two years ago)
He's having the fucking time of his life. Always got that kid after too much birthday cake energy.
― Brio2, Tuesday, 7 February 2023 19:35 (two years ago)
"George, we're badly underpaid! Stop giggling."
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 February 2023 19:37 (two years ago)
Again with the sweater, maybe he feels the cold, idk.
― fetter, Tuesday, 7 February 2023 19:37 (two years ago)
I'd be laughing like that, too, since he's all but guaranteed two years in Congress followed by a book deal (for a book he won't have to write) and a paid exclusive interview or two.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 7 February 2023 19:59 (two years ago)
This is George Santos we’re talking about; he’s not going to hire a ghostwriter, he’s going to hire someone to photocopy War and Peace.
― castanuts (DJP), Tuesday, 7 February 2023 23:04 (two years ago)
imo he's just going to say, years later, that his book was on the NYT best seller list for 15 weeks. it will soon be revealed that he never submitted any book to a publisher
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 7 February 2023 23:16 (two years ago)
He'll just use Chat GPT.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 7 February 2023 23:16 (two years ago)
Write the beginning of George Santos' autobiography
"My name is George Santos and I was born in a small fishing village on the coast of Brazil. I grew up in a tight-knit community, surrounded by the sea and a supportive family. I was the youngest of five children and the only boy in the family. Growing up, I was constantly surrounded by the love of my parents and siblings, and the hustle and bustle of our small fishing village.
From an early age, I was fascinated by the ocean and the mysteries that it held. I spent my days playing in the water, exploring the shoreline, and learning to fish with my father. I felt a deep connection to the sea, and I knew that whatever path I chose, it would involve the ocean in some way.
My parents encouraged my passion, and when I was just fifteen years old, I set off on my first fishing expedition with my father and some of the other men in the village. It was an incredible experience and I was hooked. From that moment on, I knew that I wanted to make a career out of fishing and adventure."
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 7 February 2023 23:17 (two years ago)
george santos at the talent show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2QxgoU00j8
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 7 February 2023 23:18 (two years ago)
For a long time I used to go to bed early. Sometimes, when I had put out my candle, my eyes would close so quickly that I had not even time to say "I'm going to sleep." And half an hour later the thought that it was time to go to sleep would awaken me; I would try to put away the book which, I imagined, was still in my hands, and to blow out the light; I had been thinking all the time, while I was asleep, of what I had just been reading, but my thoughts had run into a channel of their own.
- excerpt from "In Search of Lost Santos" by Tony Devolder
― Auf Der Martini (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 02:24 (two years ago)
xp “the sea was angry that day, my friends”
― scanner darkly, Wednesday, 8 February 2023 02:46 (two years ago)
George Santos and Mitt Romney exchange words ahead of Biden's State of the Union address. pic.twitter.com/VrTe0wL4F1— JM Rieger (@RiegerReport) February 8, 2023
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 02:55 (two years ago)
https://www.cnn.com/2023/02/07/politics/sotu-santos-romney/index.html
Republican Sen. Mitt Romney of Utah told GOP Rep. George Santos of New York: “You don’t belong here,” according to a member who witnessed the tense exchange in the House of Representatives chamber Tuesday night.
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 8 February 2023 03:50 (two years ago)
lol, is this real? take with a grain of salt because a blue check is worth less than ever, and also why would santos be the one to share this news. but also, it's george santos
Rep. George Santos describes, to me, his exchange with Sen. Mitt Romney during the State of the Union tonight:Mitt: You don’t belong here.Santos: Go tell that to the 142K that voted for me.Mitt: You’re an ass.Santos: You’re a much bigger asshole.— Kadia Goba (@kadiagoba) February 8, 2023
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 8 February 2023 03:57 (two years ago)
i guess santos thinks that makes him look like a badass?
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 8 February 2023 03:59 (two years ago)
Few things are more irritating than when Mitt Romney is right/relatable
― castanuts (DJP), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 13:21 (two years ago)
Welcome to the #resistance, Mitt Romney
― Auf Der Martini (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 13:22 (two years ago)
“with due respect, sir, it is you who is the ball-licker”
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 8 February 2023 13:32 (two years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7xH72dFySg
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 14:54 (two years ago)
Does Santos have a staff? People he has hired? Or are they automatically assigned? Because I can't imagine even an intern that wants this turd stuck to the bottom of their shoe, short of someone parlaying the experience into a book or something.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 February 2023 15:34 (two years ago)
his tactical advisor vish burra (mentioned above in passing) actively embraces all this stuff
(and had done so with earlier clients also, tho santos seems the more perfect fit tbrr)
― mark s, Wednesday, 8 February 2023 15:37 (two years ago)
people were saying this same sort of thing about Trump, if he just sticks around long enough he'll have some legitimacy, and obviously nobody on the Republican side is gonna be calling for him to resign
― frogbs, Wednesday, 8 February 2023 15:38 (two years ago)
he's much more vulnerable than trump to legal takedown
― mark s, Wednesday, 8 February 2023 15:42 (two years ago)
^^ this
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 15:43 (two years ago)
Plus, a congressional district isn't the rest of the country.
Don't think we even mentioned this yet:
https://www.cnn.com/2023/02/05/politics/george-santos-prospective-staffer-complaint/index.html
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 15:44 (two years ago)
Jayson Blair is a life coach. Stephen Glass is a paralegal.
Both wrote books and got speaking engagements.
Santos will be fine, don't worry about him.
― Auf Der Martini (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 15:49 (two years ago)
BRB, printing up a bunch of t-shirts that say "Don't Worry, Be Santos."
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 February 2023 16:06 (two years ago)
I don't think anyone is worried about George Santos's future in here. He'll be immortalized in an impersonation on the next Snatch Game, I imagine, which will probably be another dream come true for him. It'll probably be like 4 Meghans and 2 Santoses and a bunch of YouTube makeup artists I don't know.
― Brio2, Wednesday, 8 February 2023 18:19 (two years ago)
Rep George Santos (R-NY) tells reporters the criticism last night from Sen Mitt Romney (R-UT)….. “wasn't very Mormon.”— Scott MacFarlane (@MacFarlaneNews) February 8, 2023
This dude rules
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 18:34 (two years ago)
hahaha
― sault bae (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 18:44 (two years ago)
And the ass saw the angel ...
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 February 2023 18:55 (two years ago)
feels kinda like ya boi's turdliness isn't not the point (cf. trump, inevitably, endlessly), like if maybe there were orgs with something to gain from the continued erosion of faith (lol) in american democracy (lmao) then a spectacle of this nature is a straightforward win. republicans who aren't comfortable with embracing distilled bullshit get turned off, dems see yet another example of garbage rising to the top & continue to die inside, & more political oxygen gets ceded to jackals and psychopaths
― Aloysius's delicious dishes of vicious fishes (cat), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 19:57 (two years ago)
santos is like if the flying kasparov dildo gained lost sentience, basically
― Aloysius's delicious dishes of vicious fishes (cat), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 19:58 (two years ago)
🐦[Rep George Santos (R-NY) tells reporters the criticism last night from Sen Mitt Romney (R-UT)….. “wasn’t very Mormon.”— Scott MacFarlane (@MacFarlaneNews) February 8, 2023🕸]🐦
― i saw mommy kissing twink henry kissinger (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 21:47 (two years ago)
Mormonic
― Auf Der Martini (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 21:49 (two years ago)
get a brain, mormans
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 8 February 2023 22:14 (two years ago)
Santos' new drag name should be Ethel Morman
― Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 23:06 (two years ago)
this guy is on law & order right now
https://i.imgur.com/vLB6Kzd.png
― mark s, Thursday, 9 February 2023 16:42 (two years ago)
"a fugitive con artist working as a political fund-raiser is charged in a triple homicide"
anyway he's a fantasist who never stops lying
― mark s, Thursday, 9 February 2023 16:43 (two years ago)
George Santos's official congressional bio gives the absolute bare minimum information. Contrast with, say, MTG, and the bio includes her schooling, prior employment, and where she was born https://t.co/TqqEc48icN pic.twitter.com/6UD36Xm9gL— Michael McDonald (@ElectProject) February 9, 2023
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 9 February 2023 17:19 (two years ago)
he's the Man Without a Past
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 9 February 2023 17:25 (two years ago)
tbd
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 9 February 2023 18:04 (two years ago)
"Would you believe..."
― but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 9 February 2023 19:59 (two years ago)