The amount of (I thought) fairly intelligent people I see commenting on that photo full of number 529s, apparently genuinely believing they're the first person in over half a million comments to spot number 295 or whatever and so win themselves a campervan/log cabin/iPhone 14 etc is truly staggering (and more than a little depressing)
― groovypanda, Thursday, 16 February 2023 15:35 (one year ago) link
I just saw that post and we'll lets just say the FB friends I saw reply to it are exactly who I expected to
― waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 February 2023 00:31 (one year ago) link
Before I ditched Facebook in '17, I recall a meme from some of my friends' parents that said "I was spanked as a kid...and I turned out fine! Re-post if you agree!", and it took all of my power not to reply with data from my workplace (an agency that monitors allegations of abuse inflicted upon older adults) revealing that the perpetrators for a disproportionate share of financial exploitation were the seniors' children, who were convinced that their behavior was justified, since their parent was physically abusive.
― Front-loaded albums are musical gerrymandering (Prefecture), Friday, 17 February 2023 04:42 (one year ago) link
Fart
― waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 February 2023 04:50 (one year ago) link
nothing like facebook telling me "you've earned a top fan badge of dj xyz, click to accept" to make me never like that person's posts again
― ꙮ (map), Saturday, 25 February 2023 01:43 (one year ago) link
"You've earned a Top Fan badge for Andy Dick"
― waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Saturday, 25 February 2023 02:04 (one year ago) link
I don’t even get the title of this thread but
― calstars, Saturday, 25 February 2023 02:21 (one year ago) link
Thread title was in response to an image bearing this quote, or some variation thereof:
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-e_3N2_EkyfU/WB6BNoOqM8I/AAAAAAAAU5w/gnW6ClLbS4QTNvq0ye2SdZEPClrCzXt8wCLcB/s1600/independant-artist.jpg
"When you buy from an independent artist you are buying more than just a painting or a novel or a song. You are buying hundreds of hours of experimentation and thousands of failures. You are buying days, weeks, months, years of frustration and moments of pure joy. You are buying nights of worry about paying the rent, having enough money to eat, having enough money to feed the children, the birds, the dog. You aren't just buying a thing, you are buying a piece of heart, part of a soul, a private moment in someone's life. Most importantly, you are buying that artist more time to do something they are truly passionate about; something that makes all of the above worth the fear and the doubt; something that puts the life into the living."
- Rebekah Joy Plett
― peace, man, Saturday, 25 February 2023 13:09 (one year ago) link
I was planning to buy something from an independent artist today but now I don't know, seems like a lot of responsibility!
― Daniel_Rf, Saturday, 25 February 2023 13:19 (one year ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/VTKnVvv/FB-IMG-1677499447706.jpg
― waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 February 2023 12:10 (one year ago) link
Leather jackets are fine though
― the forces of darkness making making us laugh ourselves into DEATH?? (dog latin), Monday, 27 February 2023 14:47 (one year ago) link
loves fruit!? lol
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 27 February 2023 15:20 (one year ago) link
Fucking hippie
― Godzilla: (laughs) You are a fool, Mozart. You will never defeat me. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 27 February 2023 17:01 (one year ago) link
who the fuck doesn't love fruit
― ꙮ (map), Monday, 27 February 2023 17:04 (one year ago) link
i'm angry at that person tbr
I don't like fruit. Or, rather, I don't eat it, mostly I don't know if I would like it.
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Monday, 27 February 2023 17:49 (one year ago) link
fuck fruit
The ladies call me The Crystal Appreciator
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 27 February 2023 17:55 (one year ago) link
well i'll be damned but i don't wish you ill. xp
― ꙮ (map), Monday, 27 February 2023 17:58 (one year ago) link
loves fruit = (forgive me for this, look away, do not read the following two words) tasty jizz?
― peaceful abiding clamness (cat), Monday, 27 February 2023 18:01 (one year ago) link
Crossed my mind too.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 27 February 2023 18:05 (one year ago) link
lol I thought it was a euphemism for the other one
― rob, Monday, 27 February 2023 20:18 (one year ago) link
that image would be better with Susan Sarandon from Bull Durham
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 27 February 2023 20:20 (one year ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/j9tCkYY/FB-IMG-1678136083077.jpg
― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Monday, 6 March 2023 20:55 (one year ago) link
I put this one on the trypophobia thread.
― nickn, Monday, 6 March 2023 21:16 (one year ago) link
checks out - this is my dadhttps://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9l9niO5BY1qz82gvo1_500.jpg
― kinder, Monday, 6 March 2023 21:17 (one year ago) link
why does the statue look like it's in some sort of wasteland
― Alicia Silver Stone (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 6 March 2023 22:19 (one year ago) link
those are definitely unused props from Raised By Wolves
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 6 March 2023 22:30 (one year ago) link
facebook sucks so bad but i joined a new group called "big tree seekers" that is pretty good so far, just nice pictures of big trees.
― ꙮ (map), Monday, 6 March 2023 22:55 (one year ago) link
One of my favourite fb groups is 'Craft beer and cats.' which is exactly as described.
― brain (krakow), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 10:27 (one year ago) link
I used to really enjoy cat groups on FB like Catspotting but they ended up having way too many posts from ppl eulogizing their just deceased cats. Don't mean to come across as heartless but I don't need another source for getting bummed out.
― Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 8 March 2023 11:07 (one year ago) link
The new "Artist thing" of course is Facebook reels that either don't make sense or are just embarassing.
― the forces of darkness making making us laugh ourselves into DEATH?? (dog latin), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 12:11 (one year ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/2YvxMRb/Screenshot-20230309-130233.png
― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 March 2023 18:19 (one year ago) link
Yes. Very sad
― the forces of darkness making making us laugh ourselves into DEATH?? (dog latin), Friday, 10 March 2023 03:08 (one year ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/ZHHL4ks/Fq0d-O-2-Xw-AEii-DP.png
― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Friday, 10 March 2023 03:49 (one year ago) link
Quick turnaround by the coroner, hopefully that will be some comfort to the grieving family
― Very Sad 2 Second ago in Chicago (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 10 March 2023 09:43 (one year ago) link
100mph coroner
― Mark G, Saturday, 11 March 2023 09:04 (one year ago) link
https://imgur.io/gallery/X7ZlbCF
― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 04:03 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/i1xc4ze.jpeg
― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 04:04 (one year ago) link
god taht one's been making the rounds for a few years now. yuk yuk fake customer sonned in McDonald's beef
― the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 04:05 (one year ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/346792760_946634063347287_3316343835354622516_n.jpg?stp=cp6_dst-jpg&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=0Ywy5InD15kAX-RsaV0&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-1.xx&oh=00_AfAMPvVRgNEPcnop41hhfMMNRHZv8xGlrttaW3M1eLZrlQ&oe=6467E0EC
just don't have the heart to post "and it all leads to the creation of the worst sculpture you've ever seen" in the comments
― ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 15:33 (one year ago) link
lol otm
― No, 𝘐'𝘮 Breathless! (Deflatormouse), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 16:57 (one year ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/yXvwgLH/Screenshot-20230711-212837.jpg
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 12 July 2023 01:34 (one year ago) link
When motivational slogans are created by lazy people
― calstars, Wednesday, 12 July 2023 02:32 (one year ago) link
that reminds me of this poster i’ve seen in a few corner shops.. i think it’s for a brand of vape.
WILDIS NEVERTAME
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 12 July 2023 08:22 (one year ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/p0f2ZGL/FB-IMG-1690152278033.jpg
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Sunday, 23 July 2023 22:45 (one year ago) link
Yes, Neanderthal, exactly. Do you know the source? (Would love to spread that message but with credit attached.)
― Some people call me Maurice Chevalier (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 24 July 2023 02:36 (one year ago) link
Neanderthal plagiarized it.
― Gerard Grisey Funk (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 24 July 2023 02:37 (one year ago) link
Ha, that is the joek
― Some people call me Maurice Chevalier (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 24 July 2023 02:42 (one year ago) link
Oops
― Gerard Grisey Funk (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 24 July 2023 02:55 (one year ago) link