Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

Just a reminder about Ohio and pay for play politics. This story seemed to really go under the radar with the orange infants incessant crying.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio_nuclear_bribery_scandal

nice to take both trump and desantis out of the running! this is the day nikki haley became my president

Cut every cent from every country that hates us.

— Nikki Haley (@NikkiHaley) February 25, 2023

good luck ron!

Jeb Bush endorses Ron Desantis for president. pic.twitter.com/qBF0YGHcG4

— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) February 26, 2023

and

New: With Trump running, nearly all Republican senators say no to a presidential bid

“This cycle is shaping up to be very different from every cycle since 2000, where it seemed half the Senate was campaigning for president.”

w/ ⁦⁦@scottwongDC⁩: https://t.co/fIBWEYyF9H

— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) February 26, 2023

Ted Cruz can humiliate his own damn self without any of your help, Mr. Trump!

Donald Trump and a group of individuals incarcerated for their alleged involvement in the Jan. 6 riot have collaborated on a song called “Justice for All.” It will debut Thursday at midnight on streaming services, including Apple Music and Spotify, according to a person with knowledge of the project.

The track interpolates Trump reciting the Pledge of Allegiance into “The Star-Spangled Banner,” which is performed by a group of about 20 inmates, called the J6 Prison Choir, housed at the Washington, D.C. jail. The song ends with the inmates chanting, “USA!”

Profits are slated to benefit the families of people imprisoned for their alleged roles in the Capitol riots that left five people dead.

A music video featuring footage of Trump performing patriotic acts during his presidency and shots of the riots, including police firing tear gas, will debut later Friday morning on Steve Bannon’s “War Room” podcast.

not linking because forbes is a shitty website

Find it so grim, so true, so real

I misread that last line as performing pathetic acts.

The ultimate in vanity
Exploiting white supremacy

what patriotic acts? skipping a visit to a cemetery because his hair would get wet?

A music video featuring footage of Trump performing patriotic acts

tossing rolls of Bounty to grateful Puerto Ricans

holding a Bible upside down in front of a church

ok, standing behind heaps of american berders

getting the best health care in the united states that is unavailable to almost everyone to treat his covid, then upon discharge from the hospital, ascending to the upstairs balcony of the white house to heroically unmask himself

including Apple Music and Spotify

the war on Big Tech

Dang Don, you’ve really outdone yourself

Just clips of him shovelling McDonald’s into his face.

It occurs to me that I've seen tons of photos of him posing with food but I've never actually seen a picture or video of him eating.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/donald-trump-i-love-hispanics-taco-bowl-cinco-de-mayo/

i guess he was just posing in that one, too. you're looking for a food eating action shot?

there was a video of him eating pizza with a knife and fork next to Sarah Palin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MEMOhoWBGE

you really want to see this?

https://maysimpkin.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Donald-Trump-890653.jpg

In a video set to be released on Friday, Trump will call for a “quantum leap” in the American standard of living.

Trump’s plan, shared in advance with POLITICO, calls for holding a contest to design and create up to ten new “Freedom Cities,” built from the ground up on federal land. It proposes an investment in the development of vertical-takeoff-and-landing vehicles; the creation of “hives of industry” sparked by cutting off imports from China; and a population surge sparked by “baby bonuses” to encourage would-be-parents to get on with procreation. It is all, his team says, part of a larger nationwide beautification campaign meant to inspire forward-looking visions of America’s future.

"baby bonuses"? that sounds pretty national socialist

Great idea, but I've got a better idea. Trump and all his family and friends can buy an island somewhere, declare it tax-free/regulation-free/woke-free, then spend the rest of their days developing flying cars.

https://media.wired.com/photos/593252a2a31264584499416b/master/w_1600,c_limit/the-homer-inline2.jpg

Future Freedom Cities, filled with As Seen On TV appliances from the Trump brand? Did he get this from Ron Popeil?

”baby bonuses"? that sounds pretty national socialist

ha that plan rules tbf when did we forget how to dream

he even knows a certain real estate developer who might be able to make them a reality

He should also make Mexico pay for the Freedom Cities and flying cars

i was actually thinking of elon musk and how he make sure that people talk about him for the next 2 years

im gonna need big vision plans from all candidates going forward

Trump and all his family and friends can buy an island somewhere

is Greenland still for sale?

i want a food truck that is just for me, stocked with my favorite fusion dishes. and i want the proceeds of the truck to go to america

ILXors need to enter this design competition and make New Morbsville a reality

i want a food truck that is just for me, stocked with my favorite fusion dishes. and i want the proceeds of the truck to go to america

"All You Can USA"

Anyway, Trump's got my vote.

These big dreams of his were obviously poured into his ear by conservative think tanks who are workshopping ways to reverse demographic trends while preparing for the next civil war (“we will need our *own* cities and plentiful child labor when we secede!”)

We are an hour into Trump's CPAC speech and it has been all grievances about his legal problems, potshots at Biden, and alternative history about how awesome his term was. There has barely been a hint of an actual 2024 campaign agenda.

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 4, 2023

what aaron ruper doesn't know is that he's about to launch his Freedom Cities idea. just wait til they hear about the vehicles that launch vertically, and how much time and money that will save

Fox host visits Florida diner asking who they prefer for 2024, presumably to showcase DeSantis' support, but every single person says Trump. Host then beelines to a lady wearing a DESANTIS shirt but even she says Trump or DeSantis lolpic.twitter.com/kxbUxKhicc

— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) March 3, 2023

Trump’s plan, shared in advance with POLITICO, calls for holding a contest to design and create up to ten new “Freedom Cities,” built from the ground up on federal land. It proposes an investment in the development of vertical-takeoff-and-landing vehicles; the creation of “hives of industry” ...

Is this not just the plot of Brave New World?

thinkin' about those SOMA beans

reading the trump leaves

Trump's CPAC speech is worth paying attention to. It laid out his strategy for winning the GOP nomination (hitting DeSantis on social security & medicare) and the White House (hitting Biden on foreign policy). https://t.co/8LcH3CBTSh

— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) March 6, 2023

oh cool Beltway press gonna treat him like a normal ghoul like it's 2015 again

i dont think thats what jeet is doing heer fwiw

I ordinarily don't have a problem with him

I have to think it's not a great sign that Trump, the presumptive Republican presidential candidate for 2024, is signaling constantly to a fascist death cult devoted to the idea that he should be a dictator. https://t.co/Dqa7WBeboj

— Will Sommer (@willsommer) March 6, 2023

Aanyone here in the year of our lord 2023 who isn't well aware that becoming a dictator for life is Trump's biggest dream...

it's worthwhile to understand his strategy in order to plan how to beat it

I feel like have studied history a decent amount. I am not aware of anyone who was so driven by ego to become a fascist dictator, while being comically lazy at the same time.

Seriously, yr Caesar/Napoleon/Hitler/Stalin/Mussolini type doodz were fanatical egomaniacs, sure, but they put in the WORK, yo. They brought attention to detail. They looked at maps and org charts and such.

Trump just wants his name on stuff. Low energy. Sad.

Thing is, he doesn't have a "strategy" beyond just yelling his cultists' grievances back at them.