start a victory garden and ration your IRRATIONALLY ANGRY feelings, part 3

"feel good" news stories.

just no. stop immediately. i'd much prefer propublica doomy deep dives than that dystopian propaganda. fucking infuriating.

"Here's the next bit of bonus content from our film for you lovely subscribers!

Raw footage of our extended interview with XXXXXXX. Filmed as part of an interview for the XXXXX documentary.

We shot an incredible amount of footage for what would end up being a final 117 minute film and so we're making over 25 hours of bonus content available for XXX Patreon subscribers."

i guess i'm paying for each bit of that content then. and it's video, the audio i can listen to whilst walking around, video is no use to me.

This commercial with this prissy female voice talking about "the vag".

I'm sorry but dollars the way they center "the vag" - terfy and gross.

This is not being liberated. You have "a vag". Big deal. Talking about it in a commercial is not a milestone for human rights. FFS.

here are all of my problems with the world, summarized:

phones are too damn loud

People with phones, ditto

Civilization was a mistake; return to apedom

i very much agree with this smartphone-inspired anti-human sentiment and it reminds me of how i've always hated everything.

thanks, everyone.👍🏻

In more than 8 years and nearly 7800 posts I can't believe no one has once mentioned gas-powered, obnoxious leaf blowers. Hating them is obviously not irrational, but what makes me want to strangle the operator of one of these instruments of Satan is when they have a twitchy trigger finger so the noise is constantly modulating every three to five seconds, as in: rrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrr

I swear some day I will go berserker on one of these idiots.

saaame

hate them so much

yes, I hear that noise coming from an adjacent yard on a weekly basis

Addendum: people cleaning their precious cars is desperate enough at the best of times but at 8 o'clock EVERY Saturday morning with that poorly modulated high-pressure hose? Fuck OFF.

leaf blowers are one thing in society that i think everybody hates. i had to run one at an old job sometimes and my supervisor explicitly said, "this is a last resort and if you need to use it, you will have to explain yourself." lol

I remember visiting DC one time and the roar of gas-powered leaf blowers was coming from the garden in front of the EPA building.

I think Austin is probably on the right track here: preemptively hate absolutely everything and everyone.

You will never be disappointed. And you may occasionally be pleasantly surprised.

*taps the sign*

And you may occasionally be pleasantly surprised.

― nat king cole slaw (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, March 6, 2023 2:16 PM

this is fake news. there will be nothing pleasant. ever.

(am i doing it right?)

Can't decide how rational or irrational this anger is, but goddamn, if you are a small business that is going to close for trainings during hours you are normally otherwise open, maybe share that info in advance somewhere? For the third time in about six months, I walked the six blocks to the local coffee shop that is the only non-Starbucks option near my office, only to find it closed for "training". I was there yesterday around the same time, no sign noting this. Nothing on the website, nothing on any of the shop's social media.

oh hey, quentin tarantino. shame you're still around.

dick.

what is, exactly, the point of sitting in a lane idling with your emergency flashers on, when there are ample parking spaces around where you could pull into to do whatever you're doing and not get in people's way?

i get it if you're like, pulling up to a front door to drop someone off quickly, but half the time I come into my neighborhood, the person in front of me abruptly stops, and on come the blinkers, and they just aimlessly sit there for 5-10 minutes, making everybody go around them. a lot of them are delivery drivers but it's like, come on, your car isn't going to get towed in the 25 seconds it takes for you to leave and come back to your car, and the only spots off-limits have signs in front of htem.

not one, but two separate individuals on two separate days joined a one-on-one meeting I scheduled a few minutes prior to start time, but when I joined at start time, they were gone, and not only that, went immediately afk and didn't return for over an hour.

what in the actual hell? like, you join an informal meeting early, see nobody there, and assume it's cancelled, even though it hasn't started yet?

so bizarre

I am 48 years old and I don't think I've ever successfully opened a loaf of bread. The 'tie' looks like it should have some logical method of opening but I've yet to find it, beyond pulling at the two bits of plastic and tightening its death grip on the neck of the plastic. I then, through tears of shame and rage, tear at the plastic, leaving a gaping hole that can never adequately be patched, thus decreasing the life of the loaf.
This has just happened again. I am now going outside. I may be some time.
Yrs, Chinaski.

Are you talking about the little flat plastic thing with a slot in it?

I can work those (sort of). This is like a bit of sellotape wrapped around the neck of plastic - usually around own brand bread (Sainsbury's, this time - we were spoiling ourselves).

This must be incomprehensible to anyone outside the UK, sorry!

Oh I know what you mean. I can't figure that one either

Oh god.. I hate those. I guess it's supposed to be possible to peel the fused together ends apart and release the cinched up neck of the sack (and then.. reseal it when you're done?) but I doubt it has ever been done

My advice on this is to cut the tie up the middle with a small scissors or knife, meaning you can twist the bag closed again after taking bread out.

I can usually part those as the manufacturer intended but closing the bread up again? Nope.

Also we may have the origin story of Tracer making own bread here!

https://i.imgur.com/qiDuE2X.jpg

I have tried with scissors, but they would need to be elfin to get under the sellotape!

I am heartened that it's not just me. And if I see Paxton in the street, I'll clip him, quite frankly.

Scissors or tip of a sharp knife is pretty much the only way to deal with that tape-closure that has a prayer of working. I advise you to stick to that method and just accept your defeats along with the occasional victory. It's better than rage-rending the bag. You can always save that approach for the emotional satisfaction of the attack and destruction of the foe.

the bread i buy (50/50) has the sellotape but the two ends of the sellotape has paper on them to stop it sticking to itself. pull the ends apart, ripping the paper, keep pulling to open the bag.

it's not 100% but works most times

i just pull apart the tape and can usually reseal it. i like to have the best-before date kept on it as we have various loaves/ bread products out, and they're usually seedy ones, so hard to spot mould :-l

this is usually branded bread though. those really narrow hardcore tape closures - no chance

I went to the hardware store yesterday and purchased a box cutter/utility knife, and now I realize I will need a pair of scissors — which I don't have — to cut the knife out of its plastic packaging.

I cut the tape like gyac mentioned, then use a previously saved Paxton clip to reseal the bag.

that tape makes me swear loudly every time, i fucking hate it
excellent addition to this thread

I snap my clips down the midline to yield two terrifyingly fast and accurate finger-flick projectiles

Get thai'd, you're talking to a tourist
Whose every move's among the purest
I snap my clips down the midline, sunshine

the use of "boomer" in the colloquial sense. i don't _mind_ being called a boomer, i'm not a prescriptivist, but i had this conversation today:

"yeah my mom's a boomer"
"really? you look about 20"
"i'm 22"

A LITTLE CLARITY WOULD BE NICE.

OK,

rushomancy.

Electricity and Gas bills. always annoying that they are both due on the exact same day rather than being different salary months but...

Electricity: £92.10 in credit, because of all the recent government payments
Gas: £92.03 in debit...

can i put the credit towards the debit? no. the two accounts are unconnected despite the name and address for each being identical, and the same card being used to pay both bills.

rushomancy.

― pplains

seriously though, "actually i'm not a boomer" is the most boomer response ever. the gen x response is to shrug, mutter "whatever" under my breath, and move on with my life.

i had this conversation today:

"yeah my mom's a boomer"
"really? you look about 20"
"i'm 22"

Born in 2000 or 2001, so the mother would have only needed to have been 36 or 37 at the time of the birth to qualify as a boomer. This doesn't seem unlikely?

always super annoyed when a writer’s bio says “published/bylines in” and then proceeds to list literally every publication that’s published them. bylines in nyt, vogue, pitchfork, teen vogue, cool blog, defunct mag

That’s irrational obvs because thread, but we do that because commissioning editors read Insta and Twitter.

irrational! i’m a writer too! i just think it should be narrowed down to five or so “, among others,” instead of like, thirty

*something mildly annoying happens to someone*

"OH GODDAMMIT, I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN, IT'S A FULL MOON TONIGHT"