Things You Just Don't Care About

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Gwyneth fucking Paltrow and some shite about skiing.

if the vacuous celeb and the grasping middle-class ambulance chaser both got buried alive by a deadly avalanche and that was the end of the matter, then I would applaud avalanches.

Excerpts from this nonsense have been running uninterrupted on Sky News for the last 20-30 minutes.

still banging on about Avalanches in 2023, classic ilm

carmody to thread

where’s Snow Patrol when u need’em

like bringing up a finely aged excelsior vintage 2005 from the ilx basement

Lol

I know so little about this that at first I thought it was about the Colorado NHL team, and I know nothing about the NHL.

John fucken Wick movies

whether or not to ban TikTok

Every new Wes Anderson film is a "Things You're Just Not Sure If You Still Care About" for me.

Andy otm.

My kids like TikTok. Anything TikTok can get from me is already out there a thousand times over.

I am resigned to that fate. The horse has left the barn, and closing the door now would be pointless.

The way I see it is that we're all going to go to information hell anyway; why spend too much effort on getting ourselves out of the handbasket that almost everyone is in?

whether or not to ban TikTok

Two days ago I would have been with you, but after reading up on some of the Patriot Act ass bullshit they are trying to squeeze into this, I think it might behoove us all to care a little bit more. I don't give a shit if TikTok goes away, but I do give a shit about Congress using it as an excuse to expand their digital surveillance of citizens.

Oh yeah. Virginia is advancing a bill to require proof of age to access porn.

Sounds well intended in theory (won't someone PLEASE think of the CHILDREN?). But the idea of three or four million Virginians uploading their driver's license to PornHub?

"Alex, I'll take 'unintended consequences' for $200, please."

i'll upload your mom's driver's license, governor Youngkin

Lol. All my accounts shall henceforth be GlennYoungkinsMom69

Also "Youngkin" shall forever be code for und3rage inc3st, thanksbye.

A la santorum

'Virginia' means no one's been in ya

lol.

Also the only state flag that's rated PG-13

okay I have to admit I'm kinda glad that Paltrow won the ski trial^^^^^

I don't give a shit about her but the whole thing seemed bogus to begin with. If you don't want to get injured, go to the lodge and order a hot toddy

Donald Trump's court appearance.

Orange, sweaty, belligerent

lol

Who might or might not be buying Man United

I've got to come back to this Trump shite, it's currently live on three channels in the UK. Talk about a media bubble, hardly anyone gives a fuck about this but the UK media is completely obsessed with it.

a bit like Boris Johnson, i wd suggest that the liberal centre wants a wicker man every once in a while

wish I didn't care or think about these cnuts so much

Cnut

meow wolf

rainbow bud light and reactions to it

Greta Gerwig's Barbie movie

was glad no one said Tina Turner (yet)

Simply at Rest

literally anything to do with Taylor Swift

This

Philip Schofield and Holly Willoughby.

I came here to say this but in my heart I knew...

Succession or any discussion of it. I don’t care.

Succession or any discussion of it. I don’t care.

Well, fortunately for all of us that window is almost shut. That is not a show that's gonna have a cultural half-life like the Sopranos, Mad Men, Breaking Bad etc. 95% of its fans were people required to Have Opinions About The New Thing for a living, and their attention will be on the next new thing by Friday.

Hopefully that next new thing for everyone (which also just wrapped its season) is Somebody Somewhere.

OTM on Succession ... Or any other TV show I haven't seen.

i also don't care about tv show that i don't watch. but i am trying to think of the show i've never seen that i care about the most. care as in notice it as part of pop culture or something, i guess. it's probably either girls or how i met your mother

A glance at the season's most-watched shows is pretty much at a saturation point of things I just do not care about:

https://variety.com/2023/tv/news/most-popular-tv-shows-highest-rated-2022-2023-season-yellowstone-football-1235623612/

Rank	Title (Network)	VIEWERS (000)
1.	NFL Sunday Night Football (NBC)	18,136
2.	Yellowstone (Paramount Network)	11,550
3.	NFL Monday Night Football (ESPN)	10,138
4.	NCIS (CBS)	9,833
5.	FBI (CBS)	9,524
6.	NFL Thursday Night Football (Amazon)	9,446
7.	Young Sheldon (CBS)	9,287
8.	Chicago Fire (NBC)	9,253
9.	Blue Bloods (CBS)	9,242
10.	Ghosts (CBS)	9,085
11.	60 Minutes (CBS)	8,805
12.	Chicago Med (NBC)	8,486
13.	The Equalizer (CBS)	8,286
14.	Chicago PD (NBC)	8,272
15.	Fire Country (CBS)	8,252
16.	FBI: Most Wanted (CBS)	8,006
17.	FBI: International (CBS)	7,726
18.	NCIS: Hawai’i (CBS)	7,507
19.	The Voice — Monday (NBC)	7,306
20.	The Voice —Tuesday (NBC)	7,213
21.	9-1-1 (Fox)	7,092
22.	Law & Order: SVU (NBC)	6,873
23.	American Idol (ABC)	6,798
24.	East New York (CBS)	6,791
25.	Survivor (CBS)	6,714
26.	S.W.A.T. (CBS)	6,681
27.	The Rookie (ABC)	6,484
28.	The Neighborhood (CBS)	6,456
29.	So Help Me Todd (CBS)	6,378
30.	Jeopardy! Masters (ABC)	6,359
31.	The Good Doctor (ABC)	6,236
32.	NCIS: Los Angeles (CBS)	6,152
33.	Bob Hearts Abishola (CBS)	6,107
34.	American Idol — Monday (ABC)	6,063
35.	NBA Playoffs: Conference Semis (ESPN)	6,014
36.	Will Trent (ABC)	5,989
37.	Law & Order (NBC)	5,867
38.	9-1-1: Lone Star (Fox)	5,646
39.	CSI: Vegas (CBS)	5,640
40.	AGT All Stars (NBC)	5,499
41.	Law & Order: Organized Crime (NBC)	5,390
42.	NBA Playoffs: Round 2 (TNT)	5,309
43.	Station 19 (ABC)	5,215
44.	Night Court  (NBC)	5,209
45.	The Masked Singer (Fox)	5,142
Grey’s Anatomy (ABC)	5,142
47.	New Amsterdam (NBC)	5,118
48.	The Price is Right at Night (CBS)	4,966
49.	The Conners (ABC)	4,964
50.	Big Sky (ABC)	4,818
51.	La Brea (NBC)	4,758
52.	The Amazing Race (CBS)	4,647
53.	America’s Funniest Home Videos (ABC)	4,619
54.	The Resident (Fox)	4,396
55.	The Rookie: Feds (ABC)	4,310
56.	Celebrity Jeopardy! (ABC)	4,304
57.	Shark Tank (ABC)	4,275
58.	Saturday Night Football (ABC)	4,020
59.	Abbott Elementary (ABC)	3,947
60.	Accused (Fox)	3,936
61.	Celebrity Wheel of Fortune (ABC)	3,921
62.	Quantum Leap (NBC)	3,892
63.	20/20 (ABC)	3,873
64.	Alert: MPU (Fox)	3,787
The Bachelor (ABC)	3,787
66.	Next Level Chef (Fox)	3,699
67.	A Million Little Things (ABC)	3,671
68.	Dateline-Friday (NBC)	3,600
69.	NBA Playoffs Round 1 (TNT)	3,597
70.	The Cleaning Lady (Fox)	3,494
71.	Not Dead Yet (ABC)	3,352
72.	College Football Pac12 Prime (Fox)	3,228
73.	That’s My Jam (NBC)	3,225
74.	MLB NL Division Series L (FS1)	3,207
75.	The Goldbergs (ABC)	3,115
76.	Bachelor in Paradise — Tuesday (ABC)	3,045
77.	Hell’s Kitchen (Fox)	2,948
78.	Bachelor in Paradise — Monday (ABC)	2,942
79.	Home Economics (ABC)	2,923
80.	NBA Saturday Primetime (ABC)	2,847
81.	House of the Dragon (HBO)	2,717
82.	Special Forces (Fox)	2,692
83.	WWE Friday Night Smackdown (Fox)	2,594
84.	Sister Wives (TLC)	2,575
85.	The Walking Dead (AMC)	2,493
86.	90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After: Tell All: No Limits (TLC)	2,394
87.	Lego Masters (Fox)	2,246
88.	College Football Prime L (ESPN)	2,177
89.	90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After (TLC)	2,171
90.	The Simpsons (Fox)	2,089
91.	WWE Monday Night Raw (USA)	2,059
92.	Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (Bravo)	1,975
93.	Below Deck (Bravo)	1,779
94.	Vanderpump Rules (Bravo)	1,727
95.	Family Guy (Fox)	1,653
96.	Monday Night Football — Manningcast (ESPN2)	1,477
97.	NHL Conference Semi-Finals L (ESPN)	1,457
98.	NHL Playoffs Quarter Finals (TNT)	1,438
99.	NBA Basketball (TNT)	1,409
100.	Bob’s Burgers (Fox)	1,402

i care about the new quantum leap, even though i haven't seen it. i hope it lives up to the quantum leap level of excellence we've all come to respect

Ok.

Chicago Fire (NBC) 9,253 Chicago Med (NBC) 8,486
Chicago PD (NBC) 8,272

When I had a TV I used to watch those Chicago shows. If they were still streaming on Hulu I'd probably catch up with them, but they're on Peacock so they no longer exist for me.

I'm still sort of coming to terms with this being even remotely possible

2.	Yellowstone (Paramount Network)	11,550

I think I might watch Succession but just the final season, as the head of the gang died only halfway through the final season.

It's like watching a golf major, a lot of the time you can just tune in halfway through the final round and it's fine.