why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

facebook sucks so bad but i joined a new group called "big tree seekers" that is pretty good so far, just nice pictures of big trees.

One of my favourite fb groups is 'Craft beer and cats.' which is exactly as described.

I used to really enjoy cat groups on FB like Catspotting but they ended up having way too many posts from ppl eulogizing their just deceased cats. Don't mean to come across as heartless but I don't need another source for getting bummed out.

The new "Artist thing" of course is Facebook reels that either don't make sense or are just embarassing.

https://i.ibb.co/2YvxMRb/Screenshot-20230309-130233.png

Yes. Very sad

https://i.ibb.co/ZHHL4ks/Fq0d-O-2-Xw-AEii-DP.png

Quick turnaround by the coroner, hopefully that will be some comfort to the grieving family

100mph coroner

https://imgur.io/gallery/X7ZlbCF

https://i.imgur.com/i1xc4ze.jpeg

god taht one's been making the rounds for a few years now. yuk yuk fake customer sonned in McDonald's beef

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just don't have the heart to post "and it all leads to the creation of the worst sculpture you've ever seen" in the comments

lol otm

https://i.ibb.co/yXvwgLH/Screenshot-20230711-212837.jpg

When motivational slogans are created by lazy people

that reminds me of this poster i’ve seen in a few corner shops.. i think it’s for a brand of vape.

WILD
IS NEVER
TAME

https://i.ibb.co/p0f2ZGL/FB-IMG-1690152278033.jpg

Yes, Neanderthal, exactly. Do you know the source? (Would love to spread that message but with credit attached.)

Neanderthal plagiarized it.

Ha, that is the joek

Oops

https://i.ibb.co/VQ5KXFJ/FB-IMG-1695924581600.jpg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/2c/Extreme-III_Sides_to_Every_Story.jpg/220px-Extreme-III_Sides_to_Every_Story.jpg

3 sides fingers to every story

why do i hate that thing so much where people post stuff like: "Mozart would have been 412 today...."

i mean saying happy birthday to a long-dead person who isn't related to you always seemed kinda lame anyway - who cares? - but telling people how old that person would have been if...they...were alive?

i don't get it.

a huge part of the problem with all memes, posts, shares and internet humor now is that they're all bogged down with baroquely cutesy wording to try and freshen up a banal observation, minor factoid, or low-wattage punchline. typically by just plugging it into whatever was last summer's trending sassy verbal construction. everything is just encrusted with verbiage.

I still hear these memes in Mary Hart's voice.

"Celebrating a birthday today, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart at 412 years young!"

"Making a birthday 'twist' before blowing out the candles, Chubby Checkers turns 47!"

https://i.imgur.com/E8OWo9x.jpg

Dogs laying on their sides during this segment, howling at the baseboard.

none of the "I found x in Halloween candy" memes are funny, stop it

what if they found love in their halloween candy tho

So, you're into Primus and Tool now coz Billy has played with them and Alice In Chains because he covers their song.
That's nice.
😉
Yeah, I'm old. But I've seen all your favorite bands live and in their prime.
😃

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Youtube is constantly trying to get me to watch Primus videos and I'm mildly offended by it, I shower at least once a day.

I'm really sick of seeing fake Spirit Halloween costumes representing various stereotypes. It stopped being amusing several years ago.

Saw a meme related to a book called Your Brain On Art, these are the top blurbs

https://i.imgur.com/R7mwGR3.png

"everything that annoys you is teaching you patience"
"everything that angers you is teaching you compassion"
...
"every artist thing you hate so much on facebook is teaching you to get off facebook"

https://i.ibb.co/SxRNtZD/FB-IMG-1700754948493.jpg

corner the market on being human

Spend all your time at movies and on planes

Wonder how ppl sharing that feel about immigration lol

take-home message, make sure you’re managed by profiteering assholes

A Pint of lager can be €2
in Bratislava. €5 in Liverpool.
€8 in London and €20 in
Norway. Same Lager. Only thing that
changed its value was the
place..So that's where we're
going for Deano's stag, Slovakia

Lol

@highlight

the price of anything is the amount of lifetime you spend wondering if the quote is fake or not

We do not talk enough about how the creator of bobs burgers has successfully switched the animated family dinamic from confrontational and toxic, to wholesome and loving. They successfully proved an animated show focused on a family doesn't have to exhibit some sort of abuse between eachother, in order to be entertaining or funny. The belchers represent the healthier and more idealistic depiction of a modern american family. They consistently touch on relatable and realistic problems from childhood life lessons to complicated adult conflicts all while not failing to maintain a consistent comedic relief. Bobs burgers is such a comforting show to watch if you grew up with any sort of childhood trauma or parental issues. It's also a great show to watch anyways because it's genuinely just such a fun, entertaining show. We need to praise bobs burgers more!

Not only is this not why I love Bob's Burgers, this feels like something one of my Deacons would have said I'm high school

Unconvinced that Bob's Burgers exists outside of 10-second clips and memes tbh.

Jesus is everything a thinkpiece now

Mommas of Daughters,

Remember… they called her a distraction.

Even when he took the field in a team sport.
Even when she sat on the sidelines.
Even when the cameras panned to her.
Even when she is successful in her own right as a solo artist.
Even when the franchise made money off of her.
Even when the male dominated industry used her presence to bring itself out of years of declining popularity.

She was the distraction. Remember?

When society decided it was totally acceptable to call women distractions, remind them that what society is really trying to say is that they are still afraid of women with power.

Mommas of Daughters, teach them to enter the room, the arena, any space with heads held high and a peace of mind that their distraction won’t warrant any type of reaction from her.

✍️: Backwards N High Heels

Like I like Taylor, think there was definitely misogyny present amongst male fans who complained about her presence or would call Kelce things like "cuck". I think their relationship is cute. I enjoyed watching her celebrate at games. People who are bothered by it can grow up.

But JFC, the NFL's income has increased every year except 2020, and this year's TV ratings during the regular season were the second highest in recorded history. So suggesting she singlehandedly saved football is hilarious.

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