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This has gotta be a Vic Berger thing, what the fuck is going on right now

frogbs, Monday, 13 March 2023 02:31 (one year ago) link

lmao what the fuck

c u (crüt), Monday, 13 March 2023 02:34 (one year ago) link

#woodenboy

c u (crüt), Monday, 13 March 2023 02:36 (one year ago) link

pinocchio tribute was incredible #woodenboy

(⊙_⊙?) (original bgm), Monday, 13 March 2023 02:48 (one year ago) link

biggest laugh for me so far was when tim’s heel turn started and he said gregg was dressed like he slept in a dumpster

(⊙_⊙?) (original bgm), Monday, 13 March 2023 02:52 (one year ago) link

Mine was just now

frogbs, Monday, 13 March 2023 02:58 (one year ago) link

You fucked up and endangered the star of Baboon

frogbs, Monday, 13 March 2023 02:59 (one year ago) link

go eat some more cake off the floor, i don’t give a shot what you do

(⊙_⊙?) (original bgm), Monday, 13 March 2023 03:03 (one year ago) link

*shit

haha

(⊙_⊙?) (original bgm), Monday, 13 March 2023 03:04 (one year ago) link

I thought for sure someone was getting strangled

Alicia Silver Stone (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 13 March 2023 03:06 (one year ago) link

Hahahaha oh my god Gregg just sent everyone the video

frogbs, Monday, 13 March 2023 03:07 (one year ago) link

Or did he accidentally put it on that VFA Dropbox?? Lmao either way

frogbs, Monday, 13 March 2023 03:09 (one year ago) link

it was in a folder called TRASH

c u (crüt), Monday, 13 March 2023 03:10 (one year ago) link

Oh yeah now this is a good plot twist

frogbs, Monday, 13 March 2023 03:11 (one year ago) link

God this is so fucked up

frogbs, Monday, 13 March 2023 03:27 (one year ago) link

“pinocchio through the years” edited by vic berger in the credits

(⊙_⊙?) (original bgm), Monday, 13 March 2023 03:30 (one year ago) link

this was a good one

c u (crüt), Monday, 13 March 2023 03:32 (one year ago) link

that was twisted

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 13 March 2023 03:33 (one year ago) link

was that actually the first movie ever made? wasn’t it a plot point in nope that the horse galloping one was the first movie?

(⊙_⊙?) (original bgm), Monday, 13 March 2023 03:37 (one year ago) link

my personal favorite first movie ever made is “capybara walking”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhs99-qPmy8

(⊙_⊙?) (original bgm), Monday, 13 March 2023 03:38 (one year ago) link

Mark saying "good morning" now etched into my brain

frogbs, Monday, 13 March 2023 03:56 (one year ago) link

It's a beautiful sentiment that I'm sentimizing to you

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Monday, 13 March 2023 05:20 (one year ago) link

did anyone else catch Joe saying "better cash it while you can" when G. Amato is handing the checks out

frogbs, Monday, 13 March 2023 13:39 (one year ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/uVJ2c3p.png

frogbs, Monday, 13 March 2023 13:42 (one year ago) link

it’s funny how these are so far removed from what is actually happening at the oscars at this point that, despite being the namesake for his son that ain’t never comin’ back, tim didn’t even mention tom cruise or top gun

(⊙_⊙?) (original bgm), Monday, 13 March 2023 16:47 (one year ago) link

they do just enough to remind people that it actually is live. Tim announcing who won Best Actor right as his life is imploding in front of his eyes is always a great moment

frogbs, Monday, 13 March 2023 16:54 (one year ago) link

the way the dashcam footage got "leaked" was pretty brilliant, especially how it happened in real time - it was way more dramatic seeing everyone looking at their phones knowing exactly what they were seeing than it would've been if they'd just included it as a last minute twist

frogbs, Monday, 13 March 2023 17:21 (one year ago) link

amazing special

nxd, Monday, 13 March 2023 17:32 (one year ago) link

Tim announcing who won Best Actor right as his life is imploding in front of his eyes is always a great moment

so good

(⊙_⊙?) (original bgm), Monday, 13 March 2023 17:49 (one year ago) link

I didn’t watch the ceremony, but after encountering various reactions, maybe the “in memoriam” segment … shouldn’t be a montage or a song - instead just, like, Brad Pitt or whoever saying “let’s have a moment of silence for those we lost” then after that moment being like “to see who we lost check out oscars dot com” or whatever

The Academy seems incapable of remembering everyone

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 13 March 2023 18:08 (one year ago) link

forgotten but not gone

it's a new day in the international landscape (z_tbd), Monday, 13 March 2023 19:01 (one year ago) link

the title had it as "forgotton"

Alicia Silver Stone (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 13 March 2023 19:16 (one year ago) link

another amazing, heartbreaking, nightmarish year

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 13 March 2023 21:50 (one year ago) link

the dropbox is loading now btw

c u (crüt), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 02:59 (one year ago) link

is there a term for how this show is scripted but also kind of "real"? most of the characters use their real names (and both main guys tweet in character), a lot of the stuff is based on real events (Gregg really was in Ant-Man and on AMC, Decker is an actual show, the "Queen of Hearts" lady was picked because she was in Arthur, the tune Tim nicked "Empty Bottle" from was an actual song by those guys, etc.), and most of the reactions seem genuine. like in this one when they're showing the people watching the dashcam footage on their phones it actually does seem real. they're having conversations but you can't hear what they're saying, it all feels improvised and very candid. I'm not sure I can think of another show quite like that.

frogbs, Friday, 17 March 2023 14:10 (one year ago) link

Seeing Tim live on the 27th, stoked for the madness

satori enabler (Noodle Vague), Friday, 17 March 2023 14:12 (one year ago) link

the tune Tim nicked "Empty Bottle" from was an actual song by those guys

wait really? I thought "Qui Co Me" (or however it's spelled) was back-written for On Cinema.. do you have more info on this?

c u (crüt), Friday, 17 March 2023 15:37 (one year ago) link

Seeing him Sunday!

nxd, Friday, 17 March 2023 16:15 (one year ago) link

*elvis in on golden pond voice* the pond is nice let’s go swimmin

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, 17 March 2023 16:37 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

what do you think tim will do to destroy the mobile vfa

Tim will drive it off a cliff, obviously

― Οὖτις, Thursday, September 26, 2019 11:27 AM (three years ago) bookmarkflaglink

The Yellow Kid, Thursday, 4 May 2023 20:41 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

I bought this for a few bucks at a video store yesterday. Sadly the microwave popcorn was missing.

https://i.imgur.com/igj4FMH.jpg

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Wednesday, 31 May 2023 17:09 (one year ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Wednesday, 31 May 2023 17:11 (one year ago) link

With a bit of Photoshop, any movie can be a Popcorn Classic, like

https://i.imgur.com/ISav62t.jpg

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Wednesday, 31 May 2023 17:11 (one year ago) link

Or even

https://i.imgur.com/JSjQhY5.jpg

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Wednesday, 31 May 2023 17:12 (one year ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/D4T0hsr.jpg

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Thursday, 1 June 2023 05:30 (one year ago) link

Star Trek II Return To San Francisco

c u (crüt), Thursday, 1 June 2023 08:02 (one year ago) link

Greg's van tour is hilarious. Love the last 10 minutes of total silence driving. Very Tarkovsky-an.

Crabber B. Munson (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 1 June 2023 15:56 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

oh man…

BlazeTV host Steve Deace: "When you like being treated like a schmuck, and ask for more, that is a cult ... I went to the mattresses on COVID and the election fraud issue, only to have Rudy Giuliani say, 'Yeah. I was lying.' And Jason Miller say, 'Oh, we knew it was all BS.'" pic.twitter.com/Vw07ufYdkJ

— Brendan Karet (@bad_takes) July 27, 2023

(⊙_⊙?) (original bgm), Friday, 28 July 2023 04:47 (one year ago) link

Just like the Rogan parody awhile back, Tim is now doing a great Bill Maher parody with Fred Armisen

But his face would not turn into hot Kirby (Evan), Thursday, 10 August 2023 17:30 (one year ago) link

so good

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Thursday, 10 August 2023 17:49 (one year ago) link


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