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God this is so fucked up

“pinocchio through the years” edited by vic berger in the credits

this was a good one

that was twisted

was that actually the first movie ever made? wasn’t it a plot point in nope that the horse galloping one was the first movie?

my personal favorite first movie ever made is “capybara walking”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhs99-qPmy8

Mark saying "good morning" now etched into my brain

It's a beautiful sentiment that I'm sentimizing to you

did anyone else catch Joe saying "better cash it while you can" when G. Amato is handing the checks out

https://i.imgur.com/uVJ2c3p.png

it’s funny how these are so far removed from what is actually happening at the oscars at this point that, despite being the namesake for his son that ain’t never comin’ back, tim didn’t even mention tom cruise or top gun

they do just enough to remind people that it actually is live. Tim announcing who won Best Actor right as his life is imploding in front of his eyes is always a great moment

the way the dashcam footage got "leaked" was pretty brilliant, especially how it happened in real time - it was way more dramatic seeing everyone looking at their phones knowing exactly what they were seeing than it would've been if they'd just included it as a last minute twist

amazing special

Tim announcing who won Best Actor right as his life is imploding in front of his eyes is always a great moment

so good

I didn’t watch the ceremony, but after encountering various reactions, maybe the “in memoriam” segment … shouldn’t be a montage or a song - instead just, like, Brad Pitt or whoever saying “let’s have a moment of silence for those we lost” then after that moment being like “to see who we lost check out oscars dot com” or whatever

The Academy seems incapable of remembering everyone

forgotten but not gone

the title had it as "forgotton"

another amazing, heartbreaking, nightmarish year

the dropbox is loading now btw

is there a term for how this show is scripted but also kind of "real"? most of the characters use their real names (and both main guys tweet in character), a lot of the stuff is based on real events (Gregg really was in Ant-Man and on AMC, Decker is an actual show, the "Queen of Hearts" lady was picked because she was in Arthur, the tune Tim nicked "Empty Bottle" from was an actual song by those guys, etc.), and most of the reactions seem genuine. like in this one when they're showing the people watching the dashcam footage on their phones it actually does seem real. they're having conversations but you can't hear what they're saying, it all feels improvised and very candid. I'm not sure I can think of another show quite like that.

Seeing Tim live on the 27th, stoked for the madness

the tune Tim nicked "Empty Bottle" from was an actual song by those guys

wait really? I thought "Qui Co Me" (or however it's spelled) was back-written for On Cinema.. do you have more info on this?

Seeing him Sunday!

*elvis in on golden pond voice* the pond is nice let’s go swimmin

what do you think tim will do to destroy the mobile vfa

Tim will drive it off a cliff, obviously

― Οὖτις, Thursday, September 26, 2019 11:27 AM (three years ago) bookmarkflaglink

I bought this for a few bucks at a video store yesterday. Sadly the microwave popcorn was missing.

https://i.imgur.com/igj4FMH.jpg

lol

With a bit of Photoshop, any movie can be a Popcorn Classic, like

https://i.imgur.com/ISav62t.jpg

Or even

https://i.imgur.com/JSjQhY5.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/D4T0hsr.jpg

Star Trek II Return To San Francisco

Greg's van tour is hilarious. Love the last 10 minutes of total silence driving. Very Tarkovsky-an.

oh man…

BlazeTV host Steve Deace: "When you like being treated like a schmuck, and ask for more, that is a cult ... I went to the mattresses on COVID and the election fraud issue, only to have Rudy Giuliani say, 'Yeah. I was lying.' And Jason Miller say, 'Oh, we knew it was all BS.'" pic.twitter.com/Vw07ufYdkJ

— Brendan Karet (@bad_takes) July 27, 2023

Just like the Rogan parody awhile back, Tim is now doing a great Bill Maher parody with Fred Armisen

so good

link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ha6D1LQGD4

just finished it, kudos to Fred for really selling it. even the subtle way he got more and more antsy to leave as it went on. love how Tim reacted every time he went "why do you believe that?"

back in great form
https://www.heinetwork.tv/episode/2023-on-cinema-summer-movie-recap/

marginally related but Dr. San's band is on tour of the West Coast of the USA for 2 weeks and highly recommended if you enjoy Phnom Penh-flavored psych-rock.

https://denguefevermusic.com/tour/

i lose my shit every time tim says baboon

the little merdmaid

Was walking to brunch yesterday and passed Lanoi Arnold's place of employment...

https://i.imgur.com/F9ROGTP.jpg

Decker's gonna get laid mon

Maybe some of you have seen the updates, but a new season is coming but sadly Tim won’t be working with Kaili Amato, but it’s okay, old man Amato is still backing him.

now who’s going to tell me what the property brothers are up to

new season already off to an incredible start

"12 Days of Wonka" lmao

"Joey's Take" is killing me

yeah that dude seems really funny

omg don't sleep on the podcast version