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*elvis in on golden pond voice* the pond is nice let’s go swimmin

what do you think tim will do to destroy the mobile vfa

Tim will drive it off a cliff, obviously

― Οὖτις, Thursday, September 26, 2019 11:27 AM (three years ago) bookmarkflaglink

I bought this for a few bucks at a video store yesterday. Sadly the microwave popcorn was missing.

https://i.imgur.com/igj4FMH.jpg

lol

With a bit of Photoshop, any movie can be a Popcorn Classic, like

https://i.imgur.com/ISav62t.jpg

Or even

https://i.imgur.com/JSjQhY5.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/D4T0hsr.jpg

Star Trek II Return To San Francisco

Greg's van tour is hilarious. Love the last 10 minutes of total silence driving. Very Tarkovsky-an.

oh man…

BlazeTV host Steve Deace: "When you like being treated like a schmuck, and ask for more, that is a cult ... I went to the mattresses on COVID and the election fraud issue, only to have Rudy Giuliani say, 'Yeah. I was lying.' And Jason Miller say, 'Oh, we knew it was all BS.'" pic.twitter.com/Vw07ufYdkJ

— Brendan Karet (@bad_takes) July 27, 2023

Just like the Rogan parody awhile back, Tim is now doing a great Bill Maher parody with Fred Armisen

so good

link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ha6D1LQGD4

just finished it, kudos to Fred for really selling it. even the subtle way he got more and more antsy to leave as it went on. love how Tim reacted every time he went "why do you believe that?"

back in great form
https://www.heinetwork.tv/episode/2023-on-cinema-summer-movie-recap/

marginally related but Dr. San's band is on tour of the West Coast of the USA for 2 weeks and highly recommended if you enjoy Phnom Penh-flavored psych-rock.

https://denguefevermusic.com/tour/

i lose my shit every time tim says baboon

the little merdmaid

Was walking to brunch yesterday and passed Lanoi Arnold's place of employment...

https://i.imgur.com/F9ROGTP.jpg

Decker's gonna get laid mon

Maybe some of you have seen the updates, but a new season is coming but sadly Tim won’t be working with Kaili Amato, but it’s okay, old man Amato is still backing him.

now who’s going to tell me what the property brothers are up to

new season already off to an incredible start

"12 Days of Wonka" lmao

"Joey's Take" is killing me

yeah that dude seems really funny

omg don't sleep on the podcast version

lmao amazing

Soo...NIGHT SWIM...this is a GOOD horror movie

Now I want Carraba’s

wow I just found out a guy I used to hang out with all the time is now really good friends with the dude who plays Lanoi Arnold

Jim Jebson's Puppets

Tim's dyslexia hitting all new highs during the Mean Girls segment

calling it now there's about to be a massive forklift accident

if you were afraid of swimming at night before this movie, you're REALLY gonna be afraid of swimming at night after this movie

So is G. Amato senile, or is that my head canon?

seems like he's swindled Tim into pulling 16 hour shifts, perhaps he's senile like a fox

gotta hand it to tim for coming up with a completely new and exponentially more delusional way of killing himself every season

what do i know tho, i am just a doubter and hater who has no knowledge of the nutritionally complete diet offered by constant exposure to raw sunlight

(can't wait for a cloudy day this season)

loving greg and his antithesis this season

"it's woke, but that's par for the course these days..."

omfg episode 3 destroyed me

I love Greg’s chemistry with Kylie.

that's not hitler that's manny

do you all sub to hei network or is there a free way to watch this and I’m stupid?

I subscribe, as you should too! But you can listen to the audio version as a podcast, if you like ads for Carraba’s every seconds (part of the joke).

thought so, just checking. I unsubbed to save some money with the intent of signing back up and catching up after a season or so

You all have to listen to the podcast this week

perfect episode

ok the detail that is killing me this season is how every one of the "Joey's Take" bits use the same camera angles in nearly the same order

very funny that of all the insane and deeply hurtful shit Tim says to Gregg the only thing that's stuck with him is him saying he hasn't seen Sully. like his entire credibility is on the line.

and yeah amazing episode made me laugh out loud probably a dozen times. maybe most at Tim's phone playing the On Cinema theme song in the middle Gregg's segment

You all have to listen to the podcast this week

― B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, January 17, 2024 10:35 PM (three days ago) bookmarkflaglink

my god... it's full of stars