"hubby" vs. "wifey"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7vj1lG5KLI

Wifey KILLS me. This is probably b/c the overwhelming majority of people who refer to my wife as my "wifey" are bitter single people and its used with more than a hint of derision.

betrothedy

i kinda just want to jump right to "wife"

"Hello wife. How is day?"

wifey ok, hubby wretched

the roger adultery use of "wifey" is dud

― conrad, Monday, August 3, 2009 3:32 PM

is it true he recently got dumped mid-tour by manager, band and wife?

i used to hate these words, until autumn almanac went through his "'er indoors" phase, now they seem harmless

wha? xp

lol

xp

I voted for the wrong one ;_;

the autumn almanac use of "arse" is dud

wooden wand's website seems to have undergone a change

http://woodenwand.net/

Dude...I paid $50!!!...and got to bang wifey post post-punk.

― ddb, Wednesday, May 26, 2004 1:13 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"wifey"?!?!!???

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, May 26, 2004 1:17 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

samantha bee is wifey material

― and what, Tuesday, March 13, 2007 12:40 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

he and his wife have reconciled, according to an article that ends with him saying "I'm not interested in being a minstrel"

Wifey was the title of the dirty Judy Blume book, so it at least has that going for it.

Hubby is awful. When my brother in law was still married, his wife would call him hubby and it was just the most irritating thing in the world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djs_t8MSvfw

how could you call your wife 'Wifey'?

― youn, Friday, August 20, 2004 7:13 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Because she's only a fiancee. So she's only Wife-Y for now.

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Friday, August 20, 2004 7:15 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the 25 wives of roger adultery

when I hear "hubby" I sorta just imagine a side of beef stuffed into a button-down shirt and propped up in the corner with a pair of googly-eyes glued to the top

like it's not even a guy, just some kind of home furnishing

hubby brohholi

i just think of pretzels and peanut butter in ice cream & how revolting that sounds.

hubby heker

wooden wand's website seems to have undergone a change

http://woodenwand.net/

― omar little, Monday, August 3, 2009 3:42 PM

http://www.citypaper.com/calendar/event.asp?whatID=127283

"What's any self-respecting musician to do after getting run down and then backed over by the world? Well, make the bar-floor-view, drive-to-nowhere "outlaw country" homage to Willie Nelson and Johnny Cash best fit to soundtrack an empty bottle of Jack Daniels. And so this is what Wand, aka James Jackson Toth and Wooden Wand and the Vanishing Voice, did with this past spring's Born Bad, after getting dumped by band, wife, and manager on a 2008 tour."

ever since i got engaged i have trouble saying "fiancee" because it sounds weird, i kinda just want to jump right to "wife"

― omar little, Monday, August 3, 2009 2:29 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark

^hated this. was nice to finally be able to just say 'wife'

ok, i can't take searching "wifey" posts anymore

i kind of just want to say, "well we're in a bit of a holding pattern right now"

Ugggghhhhhhhhhh hubby is the worst. What is it w/some women on the internet? Hate DH/DD/DC/etc too. Didn't help that Jean Teasdale introduced me to women exclusively using the word 'hubby' for husband.

'Wifey' feels really anachronistic...also I wrote a poem abt the time I read Wifey by Judy Blume, which is probably my favorite poem I've ever written.

I don't really use either of these words, altho I think I've heard the wife refer to me as "hubby" before.

I can't believe I almost let Roger Adultery ruin "wifey"

Hate DH/DD/DC/etc too.

Why do people do this? It grates.

DH/DD/DC/etc

what does this mean

"Hubby" makes me think of

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/character3.article.jpg

as in

"Hubby Rick ... Ya Gotta Love Him!"

Oh hi I missed Abbott's post!

any truly loving married couple can come up with much more embarrassing things to call each other than "wifey" or "hubby"

"stefan"

any truly loving married couple can come up with much more embarrassing things to call each other than "wifey" or "hubby"

^^^lolz yeh we can and do

They're both bad but I think if I called Mrs.T "wifey" she'd cut my bollocks off so that pretty much clinches it.

hubby is fucking terrible

no "wifey" = no Dizzee Rascal

this seems to be a pretty even poll

any truly loving married couple can come up with much more embarrassing things to call each other than "wifey" or "hubby"

― some dude, Monday, August 3, 2009 3:08 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

^truthbomb.

won't even consider posting such names

and tbh neither 'wifey' nor 'hubby' bother me much at all

hubby will always remind me of jean teasdale and it did before i even knew who jean teasdale was

i just think of pretzels and peanut butter in ice cream & how revolting that sounds.

It's actually pretty good.

like it's not even a guy, just some kind of home furnishing

― nabisco, Monday, August 3, 2009 3:48 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this sounds about right

a grunting slab of beef that you live with that is static except when grumbling about doing chores or paying for items at home depot

like this? These are actually called "husbands"

http://slantmouth.com/articles/drug-wars-new-hope/images/husband-cushion.jpg

Doesn't work!

DDT

hubbicide

^^ is that some soccer team?

hubbuteo

tele hubbies!

my DH loves BBWs LOL

BBWs with DDs who post on BBS

^^ at the DMV.

Hubby, wifey and fiancee are all awful terms. Just call her yr wench.

'my strumpet/slattern/trollop/harlot'

actually, have we polled terms for loose women yet

May I calmly suggest that you never start that poll? Think of it as a personal favor, if that helps.

i wasn't going to, but yeah understood

Listen to Laurel, Louis. That is some SOUND fucking ADVICE.

Those DH/DC type parenting/family forums are also the type of places where a stillbirth is referred to as "born sleeping", which is the most horrifying thing I've read in some time.

I like to use "hoosband" and "wife" in Hermes from Futurama scolding mode, but you know me.

Ha, me too! Except he says "wife o' mine!"

Bound together in futuramial bliss.

Both of these are too awful for me to be able to decide.

wifey barely even registers for me, compared to the badness of hubby

It's like "TS: Mee-maw vs. Pee-paw"

bromance vs. mancrush

obviously mancrush is less offensive than bromance

mancunt otoh

bromance vs. mangina - more evenly matched.

just stop dude.

Nobody north of Cajun country says Mee-Maw or Pee-Paw, though? Okay, maybe some people. But in the rest of the country...no.

I think a couple of the thugs in The Wire said "mee-maw" - first time I'd heard it.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3494/3832317222_280fc92234.jpg
AAAAAARGH

*dies to death*

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

If your hubby wears a cap, is that a hubby cappy? (well, maybe it should be)

the ol ball and chain olololo

If your hubby wears a cap, is that a hubby cappy? (well, maybe it should be)

― StanM, Sunday, August 23, 2009 6:06 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Damn Stan, that joke just made me miss my grandma (R.I.P.) :' (