"hubby" vs. "wifey"

"Hubby" makes me think of

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/character3.article.jpg

as in

"Hubby Rick ... Ya Gotta Love Him!"

Oh hi I missed Abbott's post!

any truly loving married couple can come up with much more embarrassing things to call each other than "wifey" or "hubby"

"stefan"

any truly loving married couple can come up with much more embarrassing things to call each other than "wifey" or "hubby"

^^^lolz yeh we can and do

They're both bad but I think if I called Mrs.T "wifey" she'd cut my bollocks off so that pretty much clinches it.

hubby is fucking terrible

no "wifey" = no Dizzee Rascal

this seems to be a pretty even poll

any truly loving married couple can come up with much more embarrassing things to call each other than "wifey" or "hubby"

― some dude, Monday, August 3, 2009 3:08 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

^truthbomb.

won't even consider posting such names

and tbh neither 'wifey' nor 'hubby' bother me much at all

hubby will always remind me of jean teasdale and it did before i even knew who jean teasdale was

i just think of pretzels and peanut butter in ice cream & how revolting that sounds.

It's actually pretty good.

like it's not even a guy, just some kind of home furnishing

― nabisco, Monday, August 3, 2009 3:48 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this sounds about right

a grunting slab of beef that you live with that is static except when grumbling about doing chores or paying for items at home depot

like this? These are actually called "husbands"

http://slantmouth.com/articles/drug-wars-new-hope/images/husband-cushion.jpg

xp yes

DH/DD/DC/etc

what does this mean

darling husband/darling daughter/darling child

For moms on the online.

what the hell

That is just ridiculous.

"I finally had to start paying attention to DH - he was feeling left out while I watched (nothing happening) on my computer, knitted and watched a DVD! LOL!!"

"i am still walking ( i know it sounds boring, sorry :) ) and i am kinda slipping on the not-so-much dairy. it’s sorta like MORE DAIRY! MORE DAIRY i blame dh"

omg this forum has a thread TITLED "Family ~ DD DS DH SIL DIL MIL FIL, etcIL"

Matt Darling Child

gross

xp

stfu couples, stfu parents.

DMILF

use of "hubby" on the same forum:

"the sower ws much needed when i grosed myself ou in bed raising my arm and going Omg whats that smell…wait its me. so i got a quick shower in before the kids were up. hubby th i look good right now with makeupon and m hair did lol. eventually i’ll work on the lower half and wer my jeans again"

"my hubby and I think about how long it would take to to drive down and back to get a cheese steak all the time"

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i hate it when i grose myself ou in bed!!!

xp :(

A google search for "kill dh" is pretty revealing.

"While hubby and hussy are making love upstairs, ghosty is setting fire to house downstairs and the evil couple burn to death and plot to kill wifey dies ..."

incredible.

*shudder*

am I going to be accused of bad parenting if/when I have a kid and refer to it mostly as "my kid" or "Hub?"

"Hubby and Hussy" sounds like some kind of clothing store

I wish "ghosty" was an option in this poll.

"the sower ws much needed when i grosed myself ou in bed raising my arm and going Omg whats that smell…wait its me. so i got a quick shower in before the kids were up. hubby th i look good right now with makeupon and m hair did lol. eventually i’ll work on the lower half and wer my jeans again"

what language is this

You're going to call your kid Hub, nabisco? Is it short for HUxtaBle?

from a blog post called "i'm going to kill dh!!!!!"

"Then he falls back asleep while I'm rubbing my tush and he FARTS IN HIS SLEEP!!!!! Mind you he does this UNDER the effing blanket so it creeps up to my nose while I'm FINALLY falling asleep at 5:15 am!!!! So I scream again and say "YOU STINK YOU SMELLY EFFING JERK!!!" He moves a little and GOES BACK TO SLEEP!!"

eventually i’ll work on the lower half and wer my jeans again

she only showered her upper half?

http://www.jazz.com/assets/2008/11/5/albumcoverFreddieHubbard-HubTones.jpg

Hub [.]

Maybe it's short for Hubba.

I can't beat Peter Cetera and his fictional child Et, but I can try

(sorry, this joke is only funny for people who know me, I apologize)

"My mother is horrified that we aren’t going to circumsize. She thinks our son will be made fun of in the locker room, and that he isn’t going to look like DH.. well, I’ve got news for her - kids will always find something to make fun of and I seriously doubt the state of his foreskin is going to be the reason (and honestly, 90% of my friends with boys have NOT circumsized so he’ll be in good company).. and as far as LOOKING like his dad, well DH has 36 years of a head start in the growth and development department - he isn’t going to look like him anyway! lol"

eww

who are these people?

the ol ball and chain olololo

If your hubby wears a cap, is that a hubby cappy? (well, maybe it should be)

― StanM, Sunday, August 23, 2009 6:06 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Damn Stan, that joke just made me miss my grandma (R.I.P.) :' (