omg this forum has a thread TITLED "Family ~ DD DS DH SIL DIL MIL FIL, etcIL"
― a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Monday, 3 August 2009 21:07 (fourteen years ago) link
Matt Darling Child
― unban dictionary (blueski), Monday, 3 August 2009 21:07 (fourteen years ago) link
gross
xp
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Monday, 3 August 2009 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link
stfu couples, stfu parents.
― ian, Monday, 3 August 2009 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link
DMILF
― girlish in the worst sense of that term (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 3 August 2009 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link
use of "hubby" on the same forum:
"the sower ws much needed when i grosed myself ou in bed raising my arm and going Omg whats that smell…wait its me. so i got a quick shower in before the kids were up. hubby th i look good right now with makeupon and m hair did lol. eventually i’ll work on the lower half and wer my jeans again"
"my hubby and I think about how long it would take to to drive down and back to get a cheese steak all the time"
― a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Monday, 3 August 2009 21:09 (fourteen years ago) link
UrbanBaby - If you are no longer in love with DH/DW,... - TalkMar 14, 2009 ... If you are no longer in love with DH/DW, why do you stay? Does DH/DW know you aren't in love with him/her? If so, does...www.urbanbaby.com/talk/posts/50917127 - Cached - Similar -
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Monday, 3 August 2009 21:11 (fourteen years ago) link
i hate it when i grose myself ou in bed!!!
― ian, Monday, 3 August 2009 21:11 (fourteen years ago) link
xp :(
A google search for "kill dh" is pretty revealing.
― a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Monday, 3 August 2009 21:11 (fourteen years ago) link
"While hubby and hussy are making love upstairs, ghosty is setting fire to house downstairs and the evil couple burn to death and plot to kill wifey dies ..."
― a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Monday, 3 August 2009 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link
incredible.
*shudder*
― omar little, Monday, 3 August 2009 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link
am I going to be accused of bad parenting if/when I have a kid and refer to it mostly as "my kid" or "Hub?"
― nabisco, Monday, 3 August 2009 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link
"Hubby and Hussy" sounds like some kind of clothing store
― girlish in the worst sense of that term (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 3 August 2009 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link
I wish "ghosty" was an option in this poll.
― a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Monday, 3 August 2009 21:14 (fourteen years ago) link
what language is this
― pon de floor (HI DERE), Monday, 3 August 2009 21:14 (fourteen years ago) link
You're going to call your kid Hub, nabisco? Is it short for HUxtaBle?
from a blog post called "i'm going to kill dh!!!!!"
"Then he falls back asleep while I'm rubbing my tush and he FARTS IN HIS SLEEP!!!!! Mind you he does this UNDER the effing blanket so it creeps up to my nose while I'm FINALLY falling asleep at 5:15 am!!!! So I scream again and say "YOU STINK YOU SMELLY EFFING JERK!!!" He moves a little and GOES BACK TO SLEEP!!"
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Monday, 3 August 2009 21:15 (fourteen years ago) link
eventually i’ll work on the lower half and wer my jeans again
she only showered her upper half?
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 3 August 2009 21:15 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.jazz.com/assets/2008/11/5/albumcoverFreddieHubbard-HubTones.jpg
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Monday, 3 August 2009 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link
Hub [.]
― nabisco, Monday, 3 August 2009 21:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Maybe it's short for Hubba.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 3 August 2009 21:17 (fourteen years ago) link
I can't beat Peter Cetera and his fictional child Et, but I can try
(sorry, this joke is only funny for people who know me, I apologize)
― nabisco, Monday, 3 August 2009 21:18 (fourteen years ago) link
"My mother is horrified that we aren’t going to circumsize. She thinks our son will be made fun of in the locker room, and that he isn’t going to look like DH.. well, I’ve got news for her - kids will always find something to make fun of and I seriously doubt the state of his foreskin is going to be the reason (and honestly, 90% of my friends with boys have NOT circumsized so he’ll be in good company).. and as far as LOOKING like his dad, well DH has 36 years of a head start in the growth and development department - he isn’t going to look like him anyway! lol"
― a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Monday, 3 August 2009 21:18 (fourteen years ago) link
eww
― nabisco, Monday, 3 August 2009 21:19 (fourteen years ago) link
who are these people?
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 3 August 2009 21:20 (fourteen years ago) link
gentiles
― nabisco, Monday, 3 August 2009 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link
maybe I don't want to be a parent
― pon de floor (HI DERE), Monday, 3 August 2009 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm a gentile, and I don't think anyone in my gentile family was terribly concerned with a son's penis resembling that of his father.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 3 August 2009 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link
"I LOVE our big lug o’ mush ball Cooper…I mean I am completely in LOVE with him…
Last night he tackled DH and was licking him all over… it was so cute to see my 6 ft DH in a fit of giggles while Cooper was licking him all over, waggin’ that nub of his…
When I use the bathroom, I close the door… then I hear… ‘scratch… scratch at the door… ”I’ll be out in a minute Coops!!”"
― a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Monday, 3 August 2009 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link
waggin that nub, eh?
― ian, Monday, 3 August 2009 21:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Cooper was licking him all over, waggin’ that nub of his…
― pon de floor (HI DERE), Monday, 3 August 2009 21:23 (fourteen years ago) link
i think i want a kid but i don't even want to hang out with other parents or talk with people about domestic life
― omar little, Monday, 3 August 2009 21:24 (fourteen years ago) link
"We bought a watermelon this weekend. It was a fairly small, baby sized melon. I was holding it in front of my belly looking horrified when DH found me in the kitchen lol"
― a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Monday, 3 August 2009 21:24 (fourteen years ago) link
xp Dan: but was it circumcized?
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 3 August 2009 21:24 (fourteen years ago) link
darling husband just as this air of... smug sarcasm to it, and to be used so casually! these people are the most disgusting savages etc
― ian, Monday, 3 August 2009 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link
I think many fathers have a desire for their sons penises to be the kind they're most familiar with, just ... because
― nabisco, Monday, 3 August 2009 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link
nd as far as LOOKING like his dad, well DH has 36 years of a head start in the growth and development department - he isn’t going to look like him anyway! lol
This gives me such fear.
― a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Monday, 3 August 2009 21:26 (fourteen years ago) link
we have friends who call each other "darling" and it is simultaneously genuine and sarcastic, ie they realize everyone else thinks it's insufferable and delight in inflicting it on us
― pon de floor (HI DERE), Monday, 3 August 2009 21:26 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah I think for a mother that woman is missing something about penises
― nabisco, Monday, 3 August 2009 21:26 (fourteen years ago) link
ETA: DH wants to know if applesauce is sugary enough that I can can it without a pressure cancer.
I SURE hope this is a typo.
― a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Monday, 3 August 2009 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Award for gross comment with the most alphabet soup in it:
You know as an ‘interesting’ aside to this - and in the TMI for me b/c it was a family member - my Dh has a BIL who gets Viagra through the VA— but he is only allowed 4 pills a month!! (I guess the gov’t is dictating how much sex some people can have —or at least the chemically assisted errections!)
― a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Monday, 3 August 2009 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link
hubb-e
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 3 August 2009 21:34 (fourteen years ago) link
this darling thread makes me barf
― irritating freepers and morbsists alike (get bent), Monday, 3 August 2009 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link
Without my 7 a.m. can of High Gravity I start to get the Darling Tremens.
― a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Monday, 3 August 2009 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link
The people who usually use DH/etc. are the ones that use lol as punctuation.
― Detroit Metal City (Nicole), Monday, 3 August 2009 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link
http://nga.gov.au/warhol/IMAGES/LRG/44062.jpg
― irritating freepers and morbsists alike (get bent), Monday, 3 August 2009 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link
I hate DH/DD/DS so fucking much. And I know people in real life who use them in their online writing. UGH.
― tokyo rosemary, Monday, 3 August 2009 23:26 (fourteen years ago) link