"hubby" vs. "wifey"

"the sower ws much needed when i grosed myself ou in bed raising my arm and going Omg whats that smell…wait its me. so i got a quick shower in before the kids were up. hubby th i look good right now with makeupon and m hair did lol. eventually i’ll work on the lower half and wer my jeans again"

what language is this

You're going to call your kid Hub, nabisco? Is it short for HUxtaBle?

from a blog post called "i'm going to kill dh!!!!!"

"Then he falls back asleep while I'm rubbing my tush and he FARTS IN HIS SLEEP!!!!! Mind you he does this UNDER the effing blanket so it creeps up to my nose while I'm FINALLY falling asleep at 5:15 am!!!! So I scream again and say "YOU STINK YOU SMELLY EFFING JERK!!!" He moves a little and GOES BACK TO SLEEP!!"

eventually i’ll work on the lower half and wer my jeans again

she only showered her upper half?

http://www.jazz.com/assets/2008/11/5/albumcoverFreddieHubbard-HubTones.jpg

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Maybe it's short for Hubba.

I can't beat Peter Cetera and his fictional child Et, but I can try

(sorry, this joke is only funny for people who know me, I apologize)

"My mother is horrified that we aren’t going to circumsize. She thinks our son will be made fun of in the locker room, and that he isn’t going to look like DH.. well, I’ve got news for her - kids will always find something to make fun of and I seriously doubt the state of his foreskin is going to be the reason (and honestly, 90% of my friends with boys have NOT circumsized so he’ll be in good company).. and as far as LOOKING like his dad, well DH has 36 years of a head start in the growth and development department - he isn’t going to look like him anyway! lol"

eww

who are these people?

gentiles

maybe I don't want to be a parent

I'm a gentile, and I don't think anyone in my gentile family was terribly concerned with a son's penis resembling that of his father.

"I LOVE our big lug o’ mush ball Cooper…I mean I am completely in LOVE with him…

Last night he tackled DH and was licking him all over… it was so cute to see my 6 ft DH in a fit of giggles while Cooper was licking him all over, waggin’ that nub of his…

When I use the bathroom, I close the door… then I hear… ‘scratch… scratch at the door… ”I’ll be out in a minute Coops!!”"

waggin that nub, eh?

Cooper was licking him all over, waggin’ that nub of his…

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i think i want a kid but i don't even want to hang out with other parents or talk with people about domestic life

"We bought a watermelon this weekend. It was a fairly small, baby sized melon. I was holding it in front of my belly looking horrified when DH found me in the kitchen lol"

xp Dan: but was it circumcized?

darling husband just as this air of... smug sarcasm to it, and to be used so casually! these people are the most disgusting savages etc

I think many fathers have a desire for their sons penises to be the kind they're most familiar with, just ... because

nd as far as LOOKING like his dad, well DH has 36 years of a head start in the growth and development department - he isn’t going to look like him anyway! lol

This gives me such fear.

we have friends who call each other "darling" and it is simultaneously genuine and sarcastic, ie they realize everyone else thinks it's insufferable and delight in inflicting it on us

yeah I think for a mother that woman is missing something about penises

ETA: DH wants to know if applesauce is sugary enough that I can can it without a pressure cancer.

I SURE hope this is a typo.

Award for gross comment with the most alphabet soup in it:

You know as an ‘interesting’ aside to this - and in the TMI for me b/c it was a family member - my Dh has a BIL who gets Viagra through the VA— but he is only allowed 4 pills a month!! (I guess the gov’t is dictating how much sex some people can have —or at least the chemically assisted errections!)

hubb-e

this darling thread makes me barf

Without my 7 a.m. can of High Gravity I start to get the Darling Tremens.

The people who usually use DH/etc. are the ones that use lol as punctuation.

http://nga.gov.au/warhol/IMAGES/LRG/44062.jpg

I hate DH/DD/DS so fucking much. And I know people in real life who use them in their online writing. UGH.

It's weird that hubby is so firmly attached to the very specific Hummel/Beanie Baby/fibromyalgia Jean Teasdale demographic. What makes the word so appealing to these ladies?

Hummel/Beanie Baby/fibromyalgia

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i hate hubby and wifey and veggies.

"my hubby is a foodie and the other day he said to me, 'wifey, let's get some veggies.'"

lol

http://www.google.com/#hl=en&q=%22my+hubby+is+a+foodie%22&aq=f&oq=&aqi=&fp=-Pw1cEIpNGU

AHHHHHHHHHHH

the toxic mix of hubbies and foodies!

chubby sclubbies

schlubbies

I'm a foodie - I think this is a great concept and have other suggestions

I'm a foodie. My hubby is a foodie.

He has more tolerance than I do for processed foods (don't stand between him and his Little Debbies). I can't bear most processed foods/mixes so we make most of our meals out of basic ingredients.

little debbies

really dislike "veggies" but oddly feel bit odd if I choose to ask for a "vegetable burger" in a restaurant. odd

little debbies >>>>>>> hubby, wifey

http://www.supercow.com/products/icecream/ben_jerrys/images/chubby_hubby.gif

don't stand between him and his Little Debbies

you know hubby and his little debbies ; )