"We bought a watermelon this weekend. It was a fairly small, baby sized melon. I was holding it in front of my belly looking horrified when DH found me in the kitchen lol"
― a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Monday, 3 August 2009 21:24 (fifteen years ago) link
xp Dan: but was it circumcized?
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 3 August 2009 21:24 (fifteen years ago) link
darling husband just as this air of... smug sarcasm to it, and to be used so casually! these people are the most disgusting savages etc
― ian, Monday, 3 August 2009 21:25 (fifteen years ago) link
I think many fathers have a desire for their sons penises to be the kind they're most familiar with, just ... because
― nabisco, Monday, 3 August 2009 21:25 (fifteen years ago) link
nd as far as LOOKING like his dad, well DH has 36 years of a head start in the growth and development department - he isn’t going to look like him anyway! lol
This gives me such fear.
― a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Monday, 3 August 2009 21:26 (fifteen years ago) link
we have friends who call each other "darling" and it is simultaneously genuine and sarcastic, ie they realize everyone else thinks it's insufferable and delight in inflicting it on us
― pon de floor (HI DERE), Monday, 3 August 2009 21:26 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah I think for a mother that woman is missing something about penises
― nabisco, Monday, 3 August 2009 21:26 (fifteen years ago) link
ETA: DH wants to know if applesauce is sugary enough that I can can it without a pressure cancer.
I SURE hope this is a typo.
― a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Monday, 3 August 2009 21:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Award for gross comment with the most alphabet soup in it:
You know as an ‘interesting’ aside to this - and in the TMI for me b/c it was a family member - my Dh has a BIL who gets Viagra through the VA— but he is only allowed 4 pills a month!! (I guess the gov’t is dictating how much sex some people can have —or at least the chemically assisted errections!)
― a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Monday, 3 August 2009 21:31 (fifteen years ago) link
hubb-e
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 3 August 2009 21:34 (fifteen years ago) link
this darling thread makes me barf
― irritating freepers and morbsists alike (get bent), Monday, 3 August 2009 21:48 (fifteen years ago) link
Without my 7 a.m. can of High Gravity I start to get the Darling Tremens.
― a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Monday, 3 August 2009 21:51 (fifteen years ago) link
The people who usually use DH/etc. are the ones that use lol as punctuation.
― Detroit Metal City (Nicole), Monday, 3 August 2009 21:52 (fifteen years ago) link
http://nga.gov.au/warhol/IMAGES/LRG/44062.jpg
― irritating freepers and morbsists alike (get bent), Monday, 3 August 2009 21:54 (fifteen years ago) link
I hate DH/DD/DS so fucking much. And I know people in real life who use them in their online writing. UGH.
― tokyo rosemary, Monday, 3 August 2009 23:26 (fifteen years ago) link
It's weird that hubby is so firmly attached to the very specific Hummel/Beanie Baby/fibromyalgia Jean Teasdale demographic. What makes the word so appealing to these ladies?
― Dan I., Monday, 3 August 2009 23:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Hummel/Beanie Baby/fibromyalgia
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
― a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Monday, 3 August 2009 23:31 (fifteen years ago) link
i hate hubby and wifey and veggies.
― estela, Monday, 3 August 2009 23:32 (fifteen years ago) link
"my hubby is a foodie and the other day he said to me, 'wifey, let's get some veggies.'"
― omar little, Monday, 3 August 2009 23:33 (fifteen years ago) link
lol
http://www.google.com/#hl=en&q=%22my+hubby+is+a+foodie%22&aq=f&oq=&aqi=&fp=-Pw1cEIpNGU
AHHHHHHHHHHH
― blobfish russian (harbl), Monday, 3 August 2009 23:37 (fifteen years ago) link
the toxic mix of hubbies and foodies!
chubby sclubbies
― estela, Monday, 3 August 2009 23:38 (fifteen years ago) link
schlubbies
I'm a foodie - I think this is a great concept and have other suggestions
I'm a foodie. My hubby is a foodie.
He has more tolerance than I do for processed foods (don't stand between him and his Little Debbies). I can't bear most processed foods/mixes so we make most of our meals out of basic ingredients.
― blobfish russian (harbl), Monday, 3 August 2009 23:39 (fifteen years ago) link
little debbies
really dislike "veggies" but oddly feel bit odd if I choose to ask for a "vegetable burger" in a restaurant. odd
― conrad, Monday, 3 August 2009 23:39 (fifteen years ago) link
little debbies >>>>>>> hubby, wifey
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 3 August 2009 23:41 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.supercow.com/products/icecream/ben_jerrys/images/chubby_hubby.gif
― blobfish russian (harbl), Monday, 3 August 2009 23:46 (fifteen years ago) link
don't stand between him and his Little Debbies
― omar little, Monday, 3 August 2009 23:47 (fifteen years ago) link
you know hubby and his little debbies ; )
He has more tolerance than I do for processed foods (don't stand between him and his Little Debbies).
DH just luvs his LDs lol.
― Detroit Metal City (Nicole), Monday, 3 August 2009 23:47 (fifteen years ago) link
maybe she means his mistresses
GEts confusing for indicating that something beginning w/D is 'darling :O) lol'
My DDM just loves his DD8.
― a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Monday, 3 August 2009 23:51 (fifteen years ago) link
Doesn't work!
DDT
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 3 August 2009 23:53 (fifteen years ago) link
hubbicide
― hello you are very gnocchi i would like taco you in the (country matters), Monday, 3 August 2009 23:54 (fifteen years ago) link
^^ is that some soccer team?
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:00 (fifteen years ago) link
hubbuteo
― hello you are very gnocchi i would like taco you in the (country matters), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link
tele hubbies!
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:03 (fifteen years ago) link
my DH loves BBWs LOL
― irritating freepers and morbsists alike (get bent), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:31 (fifteen years ago) link
BBWs with DDs who post on BBS
― irritating freepers and morbsists alike (get bent), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:33 (fifteen years ago) link
^^ at the DMV.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Hubby, wifey and fiancee are all awful terms. Just call her yr wench.
― MY NAME IS ERICA AND I AM FUNKY (& eclectic) (ENBB), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 01:37 (fifteen years ago) link
'my strumpet/slattern/trollop/harlot'
actually, have we polled terms for loose women yet
― the hubby space veggiescope (country matters), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 01:38 (fifteen years ago) link
May I calmly suggest that you never start that poll? Think of it as a personal favor, if that helps.
― Like most people my age, I am 33 (Laurel), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 01:43 (fifteen years ago) link
i wasn't going to, but yeah understood
― the hubby space veggiescope (country matters), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 01:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Listen to Laurel, Louis. That is some SOUND fucking ADVICE.
― MY NAME IS ERICA AND I AM FUNKY (& eclectic) (ENBB), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 02:00 (fifteen years ago) link
Those DH/DC type parenting/family forums are also the type of places where a stillbirth is referred to as "born sleeping", which is the most horrifying thing I've read in some time.
― seagulls are assholes (Trayce), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 02:06 (fifteen years ago) link
I like to use "hoosband" and "wife" in Hermes from Futurama scolding mode, but you know me.
― seagulls are assholes (Trayce), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 02:07 (fifteen years ago) link