Elon Musk

tbf r kelly did it first i mean it was before deepfakes but same diff and it worked despite be preposterous

I could tell you, but how would you know "my" telling you wasn't also a deepfake?

what's even more despairing is the typical Elon nerds jumping into threads about this with constant tweets saying, "what? are you alleging that it is impossible for Elon to be deepfaked?"

Elon Musk is more of a shallowfake, amirite?

a snowfake

You don't have to be a sociopath to be a billionaire, but it helps.

Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day

— Thing Bad (@Merman_Melville) January 24, 2019

idk if you have to be a sociopath but you prob have to be a least a lil socipathish

I do think you have to have at least some level of disregard for most other people on the planet.

I do think you have to have at least some level of disregard for most other people on the planet.

Sorry for the double post

the money/success/power tends to amplify those tendencies too, which is why billionaires shouldnt exist, for the good of their mental health

unfortunately money starts to pump up sociopath tendencies at like a vacation home level of wealth lol

Do we want to wager if/how much he’ll lie on the witness stand or in desposition?

There are something like 450 billionaires in America alone. The ones we can name I assume are among the worst, but I really have no idea how many I could name. Some of them are sociopaths like Musk, some of them are, like, Springsteen or something.

ok

Springsteen is definitely a sociopath

It was the title of his second album

The Wild, the Innocent, and the E Street Sociopath.

he stopped eating dinner to delay his aging

he wears bolo ties

almost a Musk

cannot believe i had to FP you all for the Springsteen-Musk comparison

they're the same guy

the e in e street band stands for elon

It's OK I checked and Bruce's net worth is variously estimated at $650-$700 million. He doesn't even have ONE billion, much less multiple billions. Still just a blue-collar guy.

Basically he is exponentially closer to all of us in net worth than he is to Musk.

i mean ive got like $400m but with inflation whats that even worth these days

Not what it used to be I tell you what

Springsteen stopped doing an equal split of concert revenue, now he really is The Boss

Hey little dolly with the blue check on

What a desperate dipshit:

Elon Musk sent an email earlier tonight to Twitter employees encouraging them to subscribe to creators on the platform and then expense those costs back to the company.

— Ryan Mac 🙃 (@RMac18) April 29, 2023

Apparently he was also on Bill Maher's show last night talking about "the woke mind virus".

i'm starting to think the woke mind is a virus. the word woke used to mean something positive and now it gradually evolved into something representing ignorant reactionary fear that is working its way through the minds of millions of people who never would have touched the word in its form from just a few years ago

Lol seems like a ponzi scheme

(Xp)

Why doesn't Elon just pay those "creators" directly? That would be the least stupid thing he's done yet.

Biden: Not everybody loves NPR. Elon Musk tweeted that it should be defunded. The best way to make NPR go away is for Elon Musk to buy it pic.twitter.com/qw6iRwxFZF

— Acyn (@Acyn) April 30, 2023

man if even Biden is dunking on you

omg

dunking on a clueless non-competent billionaire worked with obama/trump i can see why he wants this battle

Elon can't run for President, it's fine.

x42jksjigha Musk can run for President in 33 years though

on Mars

Great to meet @elonmusk at the Miami GP and discuss our mutual efforts to combat online abuse. pic.twitter.com/W9gGQuwzox

— Mohammed Ben Sulayem (@Ben_Sulayem) May 7, 2023

Tesla Cybertruck (ed. 1 of 1) and infamous owner got stuck and had to get towed by Ford F350 diesel dually:

https://i.imgur.com/N0HozI8.jpg

lmao if you have images off and read the post, thought "hmmm I wonder what it got stuck in", and then clicked the image

idgi

it appears to be "Stuck" on a normal stretch of road surface

Se viraliza video del Elon Musk, pasándosela de lo mejor en un antro en México. El empresario mexicano Guillermo Salinas, aseguró que Musk, es muy platicador, bailador y accesible, ambos visitaron Los Cabos, y compartieron en la fiesta “Sundream”. pic.twitter.com/1aOw6MNf2y

— José Luis Morales (@JLMNoticias) May 15, 2023

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https://i.imgur.com/52Lz1Cx.png