i saw mommy kissing santos (george)

lol anyone who agreed to work with him is a spineless grifter

Dying at "I'm honored to quit this job, man!"

Just the idea of volunteering for, donating to, or working for clowns of this type seems completely insane.

But to be fair I have done jobs that wouldn't make sense to anyone else because, well, I needed a job in that moment.

Given the current labor market I think we can all be more choosy.

it's kinda like responding to a classified ad "butthole cleaner needed - caution, very leaky", and then leaving the job cos you think it's 'too messy'

I hear Rudy needs a new assistant

it's kinda like responding to a classified ad "butthole cleaner needed - caution, very leaky", and then leaving the job cos you think it's 'too messy'

― the manwich horror (Neanderthal),

aka Manwich horror

lol

huge irl lol!

FLASH: Federal judge in New York has agreed to unseal records showing identities of the people who helped Rep. George Santos (R-NY) make $500,000 bond in his criminal fraud case

But judge keeps records sealed thru Friday to give Santos time to appeal in Eastern District of NY

— Scott MacFarlane (@MacFarlaneNews) June 6, 2023

Previously:

His defense argues the three people who helped provide Santos' bond "are likely to suffer great distress, may lose their jobs, and God forbid, may suffer physical injury."

"There is little doubt that the suretors will suffer some unnecessary form of retaliation if their identities and employment are revealed," Santos' motion also said. It closed with the declaration, "My client would rather surrender to pretrial detainment than subject these suretors to what will inevitably come."

Can I just say how great it would be if everyone shifted back from "breaking news" to "News Flash!"

I don't for a second believe that last statement. This guy will say or do anything to keep out of jail.

the "great distress" will be when everyone laughs at them

"breaking news" to "News Flash!"

My vote is for "Extra, extra, read all about it!"

Wuxtry, for the discerning reader.

Congressman George Santos on the Adam Schiff Sham:
"We must preserve the integrity of the U.S House of Reps. and censure Adam Schiff today." pic.twitter.com/cXzDMIYE9N

— Rep. George Santos (@RepSantosNY03) June 14, 2023

how is this guy still in office

"My client would rather surrender to pretrial detainment than subject these suretors to what will inevitably come."

Natch. Rich people who own their own tame Congressional rep demand servility and Santos knows enough to oblige them.

this is like Rick Ross when he called other rappers fake gangsters

TS: Schiff sham vs flim flam man

could happen to anyone

https://abcnews.go.com/US/former-santos-staff-member-charged-impersonating-mccarthy-aide/story?id=102318360&cid=social_twitter_abcn

It's just grifters all the way down.

Who grifts the griftsmen?

i had a few too many one night in college and solicited political donations by impersonating a congressional aide, these kids just have a little growing up to do

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2023/08/31/george-santos-brazil/

Parizzi said her friendship with Santos finally ruptured in the fall of 2014. She said she’d recently petitioned the United States for asylum, and while the case was pending, she and Bruna stayed with Santos and his then-partner, Pedro Vilarva. The living situation was tense. Vilarva said he was beginning to doubt Santos. “Everything was fake stories,” Vilarva told The Post.

One day, Parizzi and Vilarva accused Santos of stealing from them. “He pawned my phone,” Vilarva said. Parizzi, who soon moved with her daughter into a homeless shelter, said her jewelry had been taken. In Facebook messages with Santos she shared with The Post, she pleaded for the jewelry’s return.

“They aren’t your things,” she wrote on Feb. 7, 2015. “Why is this so complicated?”

Over the coming weeks, the messages show, he responded to her pleas with insults and accused her of sabotaging his relationship with Vilarva.

“An ingrate filled with evil,” he called her.

“A fat dump no one wants,” he called her.

“Crawl back into the hole you came from, snake,” he told her.

What I want: people like him to either get the help they need or, at least, remain far from the levers of power.

What I'd settle for: people like him to be removed from positions of power. Preferably with some punishment for the manifold deceptions and grifts.

What I'll probably get: this guy skating away with precisely zero consequences, and with a self-serving narrative about how he's the real victim here.

Sigh.

Santos has competition

Sen. Bob Menendez (D-NJ) on law enforcement finding thousands of dollars in cash in his closets:

“For 30 years, I have withdrawn thousands of dollars in cash from my personal savings account .. for emergencies and because of the history of my family facing confiscation in Cuba.” pic.twitter.com/1au7KwipeO

— The Recount (@therecount) September 25, 2023

Naturally he's a big Menendez defender, game recognize game

Santos: I don’t think Menendez should resign pic.twitter.com/8g2jQi3SQd

— Acyn (@Acyn) September 24, 2023

Bob Menendez’s family (like Marco Rubio’s) emigrated under Fulgencio Batista, not Fidel Castro

Not seeing anything about the family’s wealth being confiscated, and not sure there was much to confiscate to begin with; they were a carpenter and seamstress respectively https://t.co/sdtDZ2kUVc pic.twitter.com/G3nT2e7xBf

— Andrés Pertierra (@ASPertierra) September 25, 2023

ALERT: Nancy Marks, a former aide to Rep. George Santos (R-NY), has been arrested and charged by the feds

Court filings indicate a plea deal is in the works

— Scott MacFarlane (@MacFarlaneNews) October 5, 2023

damn, biden admin is draining the swamp

Marks was later revealed to be Santos in a Studio 54 wig

ALERT: Superseding indictment against Rep George Santos (R-NY). He now faces *23* charges, including conspiracy & fraud. Feds: “Santos allegedly led multiple additional fraudulent criminal schemes, lying to the American public in the process.” pic.twitter.com/oGK4O84jo0

— Scott MacFarlane (@MacFarlaneNews) October 10, 2023

Oops

C'mon, just a little oopsie whoopsie... or 23.

Sadly a criminal indictment is no longer grounds to step down from political office

Sort of low key twisting of the knife that this news is greeted by … crickets. All he ever wanted was attention

23 and G

the theory is that he ran for office to grift republican congressional committee coffers but I don’t think that’s quite all of it

it’s just new grifts to cover for old grifts all the way down. the man cannot be stopped. he’d rent an airbnb on a stolen credit card and leave a terrible review before selling the furnishings. there’s just no end!

Said this before, but his American Crime Story season is gonna be straight fire.

John Travolta is....Santos

That's my guy.

A star that burns twice as bright burns half as long.

xp it’ll be Evan Peters in a fat suit and he’ll still somehow win an Emmy

Trump - Santos 2024

Santos - Trump

Marat/Sade

Santos-Santorum

I don't practice santosria

I do not sniff the coke I only smoke santosmilla

meanwhile:
i saw mommy kissing santos (george) in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me

shd have written more of it (any of it) down the moment i woke but i had a long dream last night strongly featuring santos (george) up to his tricks