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Greg's van tour is hilarious. Love the last 10 minutes of total silence driving. Very Tarkovsky-an.

Crabber B. Munson (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 1 June 2023 15:56 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

oh man…

BlazeTV host Steve Deace: "When you like being treated like a schmuck, and ask for more, that is a cult ... I went to the mattresses on COVID and the election fraud issue, only to have Rudy Giuliani say, 'Yeah. I was lying.' And Jason Miller say, 'Oh, we knew it was all BS.'" pic.twitter.com/Vw07ufYdkJ

— Brendan Karet (@bad_takes) July 27, 2023

(⊙_⊙?) (original bgm), Friday, 28 July 2023 04:47 (one year ago) link

Just like the Rogan parody awhile back, Tim is now doing a great Bill Maher parody with Fred Armisen

But his face would not turn into hot Kirby (Evan), Thursday, 10 August 2023 17:30 (one year ago) link

so good

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Thursday, 10 August 2023 17:49 (one year ago) link

link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ha6D1LQGD4

lag∞n, Thursday, 10 August 2023 17:58 (one year ago) link

just finished it, kudos to Fred for really selling it. even the subtle way he got more and more antsy to leave as it went on. love how Tim reacted every time he went "why do you believe that?"

frogbs, Monday, 21 August 2023 02:55 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

back in great form
https://www.heinetwork.tv/episode/2023-on-cinema-summer-movie-recap/

c u (crüt), Monday, 11 September 2023 21:54 (one year ago) link

marginally related but Dr. San's band is on tour of the West Coast of the USA for 2 weeks and highly recommended if you enjoy Phnom Penh-flavored psych-rock.

https://denguefevermusic.com/tour/

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Monday, 11 September 2023 22:26 (one year ago) link

i lose my shit every time tim says baboon

ivy., Tuesday, 12 September 2023 02:06 (one year ago) link

the little merdmaid

c u (crüt), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 14:41 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

Was walking to brunch yesterday and passed Lanoi Arnold's place of employment...

https://i.imgur.com/F9ROGTP.jpg

Decker's gonna get laid mon

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 17 December 2023 19:29 (ten months ago) link

Maybe some of you have seen the updates, but a new season is coming but sadly Tim won’t be working with Kaili Amato, but it’s okay, old man Amato is still backing him.

Expansion to Mackerel (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 17 December 2023 23:10 (ten months ago) link

now who’s going to tell me what the property brothers are up to

ivy., Sunday, 17 December 2023 23:23 (ten months ago) link

two weeks pass...

new season already off to an incredible start

ivy., Wednesday, 3 January 2024 17:06 (ten months ago) link

"12 Days of Wonka" lmao

frogbs, Thursday, 4 January 2024 04:58 (ten months ago) link

"Joey's Take" is killing me

frogbs, Thursday, 4 January 2024 05:00 (ten months ago) link

yeah that dude seems really funny

waste of compute (One Eye Open), Thursday, 4 January 2024 13:10 (ten months ago) link

omg don't sleep on the podcast version

c u (crüt), Thursday, 4 January 2024 18:47 (ten months ago) link

lmao amazing

frogbs, Thursday, 4 January 2024 18:56 (ten months ago) link

Soo...NIGHT SWIM...this is a GOOD horror movie

frogbs, Thursday, 4 January 2024 19:00 (ten months ago) link

Now I want Carraba’s

Expansion to Mackerel (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 4 January 2024 20:53 (ten months ago) link

wow I just found out a guy I used to hang out with all the time is now really good friends with the dude who plays Lanoi Arnold

frogbs, Monday, 8 January 2024 15:01 (ten months ago) link

Jim Jebson's Puppets

Pat Methamphetamine Trio (is this anything?) (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 10 January 2024 21:38 (nine months ago) link

Tim's dyslexia hitting all new highs during the Mean Girls segment

frogbs, Thursday, 11 January 2024 06:03 (nine months ago) link

calling it now there's about to be a massive forklift accident

frogbs, Thursday, 11 January 2024 15:30 (nine months ago) link

if you were afraid of swimming at night before this movie, you're REALLY gonna be afraid of swimming at night after this movie

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 11 January 2024 15:32 (nine months ago) link

So is G. Amato senile, or is that my head canon?

Pat Methamphetamine Trio (is this anything?) (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 11 January 2024 16:30 (nine months ago) link

seems like he's swindled Tim into pulling 16 hour shifts, perhaps he's senile like a fox

frogbs, Thursday, 11 January 2024 20:24 (nine months ago) link

gotta hand it to tim for coming up with a completely new and exponentially more delusional way of killing himself every season

ivy., Thursday, 11 January 2024 20:30 (nine months ago) link

what do i know tho, i am just a doubter and hater who has no knowledge of the nutritionally complete diet offered by constant exposure to raw sunlight

(can't wait for a cloudy day this season)

ivy., Thursday, 11 January 2024 20:33 (nine months ago) link

loving greg and his antithesis this season

nxd, Friday, 12 January 2024 10:24 (nine months ago) link

"it's woke, but that's par for the course these days..."

glumdalclitch, Friday, 12 January 2024 15:50 (nine months ago) link

omfg episode 3 destroyed me

ivy., Wednesday, 17 January 2024 22:06 (nine months ago) link

I love Greg’s chemistry with Kylie.

Allen (etaeoe), Wednesday, 17 January 2024 22:21 (nine months ago) link

that's not hitler that's manny

c u (crüt), Thursday, 18 January 2024 00:18 (nine months ago) link

do you all sub to hei network or is there a free way to watch this and I’m stupid?

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Thursday, 18 January 2024 00:30 (nine months ago) link

I subscribe, as you should too! But you can listen to the audio version as a podcast, if you like ads for Carraba’s every seconds (part of the joke).

B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 18 January 2024 00:32 (nine months ago) link

thought so, just checking. I unsubbed to save some money with the intent of signing back up and catching up after a season or so

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Thursday, 18 January 2024 00:37 (nine months ago) link

You all have to listen to the podcast this week

B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 18 January 2024 03:35 (nine months ago) link

perfect episode

nxd, Thursday, 18 January 2024 15:38 (nine months ago) link

ok the detail that is killing me this season is how every one of the "Joey's Take" bits use the same camera angles in nearly the same order

very funny that of all the insane and deeply hurtful shit Tim says to Gregg the only thing that's stuck with him is him saying he hasn't seen Sully. like his entire credibility is on the line.

and yeah amazing episode made me laugh out loud probably a dozen times. maybe most at Tim's phone playing the On Cinema theme song in the middle Gregg's segment

frogbs, Saturday, 20 January 2024 06:18 (nine months ago) link

You all have to listen to the podcast this week

― B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, January 17, 2024 10:35 PM (three days ago) bookmarkflaglink

my god... it's full of stars

ivy., Saturday, 20 January 2024 06:40 (nine months ago) link

The Platonic ideal of free audio podcasts

B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 20 January 2024 20:17 (nine months ago) link

Love how Gregg will be friends with literally anyone who shows the slightest interest in watching cruddy movies on home video (kaili with the potter dvds obv but also offering to lend joey the popcorn classic bc he politely feigned interest)

Boris Yitsbin (wins), Saturday, 20 January 2024 20:35 (nine months ago) link

oh wow you weren't kidding about the podcast this week. it made me feel like I was going insane. what the hell are they going to do for the rest of the episodes??

frogbs, Tuesday, 23 January 2024 16:22 (nine months ago) link

imagine someone who's never heard of On Cinema searching for movie podcasts and stumbling upon this

frogbs, Tuesday, 23 January 2024 16:25 (nine months ago) link

honestly I'm just really impressed by all the format-busting stuff this show does, I still think about that Oscar Special where Gregg put up his archival website with the backup copy of Tim's crash hidden away in some folder knowing that people would discover it in real time

frogbs, Wednesday, 24 January 2024 04:53 (nine months ago) link

Yeah that was an amazing moment, was that only last year's Oscars?

B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 14:24 (nine months ago) link

omg another amazing episode

ivy., Wednesday, 24 January 2024 18:50 (nine months ago) link

love the inexplicable shot of joey's crotch during joey's take

ivy., Wednesday, 24 January 2024 18:56 (nine months ago) link


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