“I take my responsibilities seriously. I did not lie” - UK politics June 23 on

Spot the unconvincing puppet with Keir Starmer's hand up his arse.

https://e3.365dm.com/23/07/768x432/skynews-keir-mather-labour_6225140.jpg

Lol @ this nerd

Starmer Boy

My God, he's even called Keir!

Some of this shit will be swept away so fast. A decrease in inflation and interest rates should do it

fucking Rovers fans

can he make up his mind whether being murdered by a 19 year old is embarrassing or a clear act of self defence https://t.co/ykySp50nrV

— tyron (@thetyronwilson) July 21, 2023

I know it’ll have been a fair amount of tactical voting there but Labour losing their deposit whilst the greens double their vote share isn’t a great look for the impending Labour landslide https://t.co/UDaJAf3NSy

— Chris Duffy (@OtherChrises) July 21, 2023

Current headline on the guardian...

Starmer urges Khan to ‘reflect’ on Ulez rules after Uxbridge defeat

Labour leader hails Selby byelection victory but says London mayor must consider expansion of ultra-low emission zone

God I hate this prick. Yeah tory voters don't want environmentally progressive policies, big fucking surprise. How to address that? Be more tory! Fuckhead.

I tend to think this is right. There is no going back now and the ratchet effect will be applied until the the handle snaps off. Everyone talking about "wasted opportunities" to propose left policy with a relatively high poll lead simply does not understand the goals of the labour right. To them this is a golden chance to cement Blairism in even harsher, hegemonically dominant terms so there will be no backsliding into socialism for the British state. Blair's own recent comments are the clue to what they want to do.

The one thing you can say for certain about Starmer’s Labour is however right wing you think it is now, it’s going to become a lot more right wing in the months ahead https://t.co/wo9xfT7jPB

— Owen Jones (@OwenJones84) July 21, 2023

it was shaaps that expedited the roll out of ulez in London, and that's a lot of what people are pissed about, the speed of it

https://www.onlondon.co.uk/letter-from-grant-shapps-shows-that-government-proposed-enlarging-london-congestion-charge-zone/

People hate breathable air, good that labour addresses these concerns

i'm sure every single person crying about ulez absolutely relies on their car and has no option to use public transport

tfw a prospective Labour govt is actually going to be worse than the Tories. In some ways a detestable glazed ham like Starmer with a dreadful voice is probably a good thing because whoever is in his place - it will be the same party machine policy makers and influences driving the direction and this cunt has hung parliament written all over him.

yeah since we're going to hell anyway i hope they stick with this absolute machine of unintentional comedy

i'm sure every single person crying about ulez absolutely relies on their car and has no option to use public transport

Unfortunately conspiracy theorists have got a hold of it too, I've had a "discussion" with one of them in my work.

https://news.sky.com/story/vomiting-blood-and-shaking-uncontrollably-funding-cuts-leave-addicts-left-to-fight-disease-alone-12928915

Just watching Yvette Cooper looking extremely uncomfortable about having to blame Tory austerity measures for these figures - you could tell even saying the word "austerity" stuck in her craw. Of course, thereafter, not promising to spend any more money on the problem and instead vaguely talking up linking addiction treatment to improvements in crime prevention. Vile.

Also I saw Ed Miliband the other day talking about the climate crisis having obviously been briefed to make sure he namechecked Starmer and Rachel Reeves. Somebody just shoot that guy and put him out of this misery.

lonely guy, thinking baout freedom

Talking about freedom, sat in Margaret Thatcher’s old Rover.

Earlier I spoke to @Telegraph about how important cars are for families to live their lives. It’s something anti-motorist Labour just don’t seem to get.

And it’s why I’m reviewing anti-car schemes across the country. pic.twitter.com/0OiKhFLjc3

— Rishi Sunak (@RishiSunak) July 30, 2023

this photo is making me laugh so much, he looks like a little boy whose parents are letting him sit in the front seat of the family car while it remains stationary in their driveway, pretending to drive

brrum brrum

miming turning the wheel round because he's been sternly told that he's on no account to actually touch any of the controls

is this a metaphor for his Prime Ministership?

I could be wrong but does Sunak seem to only have one mode - grinning like an idiot, an uber-consumercapitalist smiley everything-is-great facial expression all the time? Cameron had his serious face, May had her stern face, Johnson had his vicious scowl. Sunak is the totemic sunny face of late authoritarian capitalism all the time. I find him more botlike than May even

LOL this is so fucking pathetic and transparently desperate it makes the Labour Party seem competent.

Families, families, families
families

families

No-one else needs a fucking car

Starmer next week all like I have always loved cars more than anything, here are some pictures of me in or near cars throughout my life, under labour all motorists will be allowed three no-questions-asked vehicular homicides a day

Kieth drinking a pint of leaded petrol

this "own the tree-huggers" race to the bottom is not really a good idea

treehuggers, lightweights who can't deal with air pollution, fuck the lot of them

I'm sure they're getting all this garbage from focus groups but I just don't believe any of this is actually popular with the general public.

a good chunk of people have an unhealthy emotional attachment to cars

Starmer next week all like I have always loved cars more than anything, here are some pictures of me in or near cars throughout my life, under labour all motorists will be allowed three no-questions-asked vehicular homicides a day

― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 30 July 2023 14:57 (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

This is the time to really start playing on his strong record of knocking down deliveroo drivers in his SUV

in some ways the grim as fuck 2017 Theresa May govt that pissed its majority away was more progressive than the Labour Party in 2023.

if he's so keen on cars, why the fuck does he fly everywhere instead?

He luvs cars he has visited loads of them.

Unfortunately his feet don't reach the pedals yet so he has to rely on other people to drive for him.

"I would like to buy some petrols please..."

he had to borrow a car for that petrol station forecourt photo op recently.

in other news:

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/jul/29/mirrors-description-of-matt-hancock-as-failed-health-secretary-not-inaccurate-says-watchdog

hancock complained over the mirror describing him as 'failed health secretary and cheating husband who broke the lockdown rules he wrote' and other things, but ipso has just said that none of it was inaccurate.

Failure is just success that hasn't happened yet.

Love how Lab's incoherent reading of Uxbridge has created the space for this to happen.

500 people in Uxbridge protested about a car charge and now our children and grandchildren all have to die, sorry I don’t make the rules https://t.co/jszqa2dHEn

— Jonathan Lis (@jonlis1) July 31, 2023

some people will see this as a story about one guy's hypocrisy, but really it's about how actually-existing drugs policy is a charade that nobody seriously believes in https://t.co/SJPHzMRZAk

— Jon Stone (@joncstone) July 31, 2023

Stats for melts going Green

🚨 NEW: Labour confirms that they will uphold all new oil and gas licences granted before the next election.

Labour's Thangam Debbonaire reaffirmed on Newsnight that Labour will keep any licence granted before the party comes to office. https://t.co/KQYtqyL4mD

— Stats for Lefties 🏳️‍⚧️ (@LeftieStats) August 1, 2023

Not only shameless but stupid on all levels.

pitiful claim that they don't want to create uncertainty for businesses, when unequivocally saying "we will revoke all these new licences" would create certainty

we don't wait to create uncertainty that we might be anything other than craven bootlicking cunts who will allow international business interests to pillage the environment until every last human on earth is drowned, burned or starved

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F2YP1F5XwAs_9SQ?format=jpg&name=large

shocking news if true, lol

Jimmy Saville on a Tory Poster next year 😎

i mean it wouldn't be the first time

Once the food supply chain is fucked those oil contracts will be cancelled so fast.

South America is living one of the extreme events the world has ever seen
Unbelievable temperatures up to 38.9C in the Chilean Andine areas in mid winter ! Much more than what Southern Europe just had in mid summer at the same elevation: This event is rewriting all climatic books pic.twitter.com/QiiUKllWWP

— Extreme Temperatures Around The World (@extremetemps) August 1, 2023

Ok

Exclusive: Rishi Sunak’s plans for a Great British chess revival

- Gov will financially back England’s chess teams for the first time
- 100 chess boards to be rolled out in parks
- drive for more chess in state schoolshttps://t.co/KgO8oGfOZt

— Ellen Milligan (@EllenAMilligan) August 2, 2023