Ha, that is the joek
― Some people call me Maurice Chevalier (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 24 July 2023 02:42 (ten months ago) link
Oops
― Gerard Grisey Funk (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 24 July 2023 02:55 (ten months ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/VQ5KXFJ/FB-IMG-1695924581600.jpg
― I love you, dad (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 September 2023 18:10 (eight months ago) link
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/2c/Extreme-III_Sides_to_Every_Story.jpg/220px-Extreme-III_Sides_to_Every_Story.jpg
3 sides fingers to every story
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 28 September 2023 18:52 (eight months ago) link
why do i hate that thing so much where people post stuff like: "Mozart would have been 412 today...."
i mean saying happy birthday to a long-dead person who isn't related to you always seemed kinda lame anyway - who cares? - but telling people how old that person would have been if...they...were alive?
i don't get it.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 15:37 (eight months ago) link
a huge part of the problem with all memes, posts, shares and internet humor now is that they're all bogged down with baroquely cutesy wording to try and freshen up a banal observation, minor factoid, or low-wattage punchline. typically by just plugging it into whatever was last summer's trending sassy verbal construction. everything is just encrusted with verbiage.
― not the one who's tryin' to dub your anime (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 3 October 2023 15:59 (eight months ago) link
I still hear these memes in Mary Hart's voice.
"Celebrating a birthday today, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart at 412 years young!"
― pplains, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 16:40 (eight months ago) link
"Making a birthday 'twist' before blowing out the candles, Chubby Checkers turns 47!"
https://i.imgur.com/E8OWo9x.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 16:41 (eight months ago) link
Dogs laying on their sides during this segment, howling at the baseboard.
― pplains, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 16:42 (eight months ago) link
none of the "I found x in Halloween candy" memes are funny, stop it
― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Friday, 13 October 2023 22:03 (eight months ago) link
what if they found love in their halloween candy tho
― oatly carmichael (m bison), Friday, 13 October 2023 23:28 (eight months ago) link
So, you're into Primus and Tool now coz Billy has played with them and Alice In Chains because he covers their song.That's nice.😉Yeah, I'm old. But I've seen all your favorite bands live and in their prime.😃
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― scott seward, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 04:33 (eight months ago) link
Youtube is constantly trying to get me to watch Primus videos and I'm mildly offended by it, I shower at least once a day.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 18 October 2023 05:14 (eight months ago) link
I'm really sick of seeing fake Spirit Halloween costumes representing various stereotypes. It stopped being amusing several years ago.
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 04:09 (seven months ago) link
Saw a meme related to a book called Your Brain On Art, these are the top blurbs
https://i.imgur.com/R7mwGR3.png
― papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 26 October 2023 01:09 (seven months ago) link
"everything that annoys you is teaching you patience""everything that angers you is teaching you compassion"..."every artist thing you hate so much on facebook is teaching you to get off facebook"
― ꙮ (map), Thursday, 26 October 2023 03:02 (seven months ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/SxRNtZD/FB-IMG-1700754948493.jpg
― a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 November 2023 15:57 (six months ago) link
corner the market on being human
― rob, Thursday, 23 November 2023 15:59 (six months ago) link
Spend all your time at movies and on planes
― groovypanda, Friday, 24 November 2023 07:16 (six months ago) link
Wonder how ppl sharing that feel about immigration lol
― The narrative of arthur gordon pimp of nantucket (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 24 November 2023 08:02 (six months ago) link
take-home message, make sure you’re managed by profiteering assholes
― assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 24 November 2023 09:29 (six months ago) link
A Pint of lager can be €2 in Bratislava. €5 in Liverpool.€8 in London and €20 inNorway. Same Lager. Only thing thatchanged its value was theplace..So that's where we'regoing for Deano's stag, Slovakia
― The narrative of arthur gordon pimp of nantucket (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 24 November 2023 09:38 (six months ago) link
Lol
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Friday, 24 November 2023 14:27 (six months ago) link
@highlight
― groovypanda, Thursday, 18 January 2024 06:11 (five months ago) link
the price of anything is the amount of lifetime you spend wondering if the quote is fake or not
― ꙮ (map), Friday, 26 January 2024 00:51 (four months ago) link
We do not talk enough about how the creator of bobs burgers has successfully switched the animated family dinamic from confrontational and toxic, to wholesome and loving. They successfully proved an animated show focused on a family doesn't have to exhibit some sort of abuse between eachother, in order to be entertaining or funny. The belchers represent the healthier and more idealistic depiction of a modern american family. They consistently touch on relatable and realistic problems from childhood life lessons to complicated adult conflicts all while not failing to maintain a consistent comedic relief. Bobs burgers is such a comforting show to watch if you grew up with any sort of childhood trauma or parental issues. It's also a great show to watch anyways because it's genuinely just such a fun, entertaining show. We need to praise bobs burgers more!
Not only is this not why I love Bob's Burgers, this feels like something one of my Deacons would have said I'm high school
― never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 January 2024 22:35 (four months ago) link
Unconvinced that Bob's Burgers exists outside of 10-second clips and memes tbh.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 28 January 2024 23:24 (four months ago) link
Jesus is everything a thinkpiece now
Mommas of Daughters,Remember… they called her a distraction. Even when he took the field in a team sport.Even when she sat on the sidelines.Even when the cameras panned to her.Even when she is successful in her own right as a solo artist.Even when the franchise made money off of her.Even when the male dominated industry used her presence to bring itself out of years of declining popularity.She was the distraction. Remember?When society decided it was totally acceptable to call women distractions, remind them that what society is really trying to say is that they are still afraid of women with power. Mommas of Daughters, teach them to enter the room, the arena, any space with heads held high and a peace of mind that their distraction won’t warrant any type of reaction from her.✍️: Backwards N High Heels
Remember… they called her a distraction.
Even when he took the field in a team sport.Even when she sat on the sidelines.Even when the cameras panned to her.Even when she is successful in her own right as a solo artist.Even when the franchise made money off of her.Even when the male dominated industry used her presence to bring itself out of years of declining popularity.
She was the distraction. Remember?
When society decided it was totally acceptable to call women distractions, remind them that what society is really trying to say is that they are still afraid of women with power.
Mommas of Daughters, teach them to enter the room, the arena, any space with heads held high and a peace of mind that their distraction won’t warrant any type of reaction from her.
✍️: Backwards N High Heels
Like I like Taylor, think there was definitely misogyny present amongst male fans who complained about her presence or would call Kelce things like "cuck". I think their relationship is cute. I enjoyed watching her celebrate at games. People who are bothered by it can grow up.
But JFC, the NFL's income has increased every year except 2020, and this year's TV ratings during the regular season were the second highest in recorded history. So suggesting she singlehandedly saved football is hilarious.
― never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Monday, 29 January 2024 16:45 (four months ago) link
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― never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Sunday, 11 February 2024 18:24 (four months ago) link
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― ain't nothin but a brie thing, baby (Neanderthal), Thursday, 18 April 2024 22:31 (two months ago) link