Oh ffs, just as I stopped hating him.
― sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 12 August 2023 08:44 (ten months ago) link
ref and var still idiot cunts then
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 12 August 2023 15:41 (ten months ago) link
two better pen shouts for brighton since and ref has no interest
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 12 August 2023 15:45 (ten months ago) link
goals galore in the late game
― Number None, Saturday, 12 August 2023 16:47 (ten months ago) link
Pat Nevin
Former Scotland winger on BBC Radio 5 Live
Diaby and Watkins are linking up very well and that is why Newcastle have had to defend quite a bit.
They've had some defending to do, but they'd HAD to do defending [because of Villa's threat].
Brilliant stuff
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 12 August 2023 17:02 (ten months ago) link
Nevin sounds like he's pissed tbh
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 August 2023 17:13 (ten months ago) link
var a joke a very clear offside for the fourth
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 12 August 2023 18:22 (ten months ago) link
bit early to be breaking out the "stop stop" gif
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 August 2023 18:29 (ten months ago) link
WTF happened to Villa?
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 12 August 2023 18:33 (ten months ago) link
Newcastle may be unfortunately good
dunno if the Mings injury might've got in a few heads either
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 August 2023 18:35 (ten months ago) link
Ugh, yeah. What a way to start the season.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 12 August 2023 18:39 (ten months ago) link
i make it a policy to celebrate injury to violent pigshit thick cunts whose usp is to attempt to injure better players
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 12 August 2023 21:53 (ten months ago) link
total bullshit to disallow everton goal also
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 12 August 2023 22:20 (ten months ago) link
I have to say I find Chelsea’s attempt to piss all over financial fair play to overspend on a million different players absolutely fascinating. There is no way Todd Boehly doesn’t play Football Manager, and play it like an 11 year old boy.
― sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 13 August 2023 07:27 (ten months ago) link
yeah, I'm not buying Vicario
― Number None, Sunday, 13 August 2023 13:42 (ten months ago) link
fuck it actually why not:
this ref is a cunt
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 August 2023 13:43 (ten months ago) link
and jesus cmon surely club dna isnt real it cant be can it
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 August 2023 13:44 (ten months ago) link
was just coming to post that I heard deems detonate from here
― imago, Sunday, 13 August 2023 13:45 (ten months ago) link
ref genuinely a cunt tho cmon all must acknowledge
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 August 2023 13:50 (ten months ago) link
ive been screaming for royal off since before 1-0 but the game makes a fool of us all in time
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 August 2023 13:58 (ten months ago) link
sanchez def a fall guy but that yellow was a nonsense yes
― imago, Sunday, 13 August 2023 14:10 (ten months ago) link
royal, bar a v nice goal, has been comical
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 August 2023 14:45 (ten months ago) link
― Number None, Sunday, 13 August 2023 13:42
Hes not great on the ball
― Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Sunday, 13 August 2023 14:50 (ten months ago) link
fuck me that is another var call
really weird hesitation in key areas so far which im not loving across the team
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 August 2023 14:53 (ten months ago) link
vicario looks like he might make a slightly undependable third choice keeper tbh
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 August 2023 15:02 (ten months ago) link
Spurs aren't really going to go an entire season with Richarlison as their only striker are they
― Number None, Sunday, 13 August 2023 15:04 (ten months ago) link
we signed an argentine prospect
and we should wrap up a deal for gift orban this week apparently
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 August 2023 15:06 (ten months ago) link
neither play right back
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 August 2023 15:07 (ten months ago) link
This is getting rather ridiculous now
🚨 Romeo Lavia has chosen to join Chelsea from Southampton. Liverpool were pursuing but are aware of decision. #CFC & #SaintsFC have good relations, so no issues expected on deal or personal terms. Fee likely to be around £50m + add-ons @TheAthleticFC #LFC https://t.co/EjmFknCViS— David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein) August 14, 2023
― Number None, Monday, 14 August 2023 16:38 (ten months ago) link
fucks sake
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 14 August 2023 16:40 (ten months ago) link
Lol was just talking about this - I assume FFP doesn't apply to Chelsea
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 August 2023 16:56 (ten months ago) link
who does it apply to at this point?
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 14 August 2023 16:57 (ten months ago) link
lol i can think of one team it does
― imago, Monday, 14 August 2023 16:57 (ten months ago) link
cough
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 August 2023 16:58 (ten months ago) link
good luck tonight obvs
― imago, Monday, 14 August 2023 16:58 (ten months ago) link
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 14 August 2023 17:12 (ten months ago) link
I'm cautiously optimistic about the season at the moment which if you're not before you've played a game then things really are grim
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 August 2023 17:25 (ten months ago) link
gonna enjoy watching this while working.
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 17:29 (ten months ago) link
"cautiously optimistic" might be a little strong but I don't think things are as bad as our pessimists are painting it
not until there's evidence, anyway
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 August 2023 17:32 (ten months ago) link
starting with, I guess, Cunha as a hypothetical number 9 is not a statement of bold intent
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 August 2023 18:07 (ten months ago) link
hope Kalajdzic stays in one piece this year
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 18:41 (ten months ago) link
Mason Mount sounds like the name of a hipster folk band
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 19:08 (ten months ago) link
enjoying the pace of this one
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 19:14 (ten months ago) link
Utd absolutely abysmal so far. Van Gaal vibes
― Number None, Monday, 14 August 2023 19:27 (ten months ago) link
so close Sarabia
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 19:30 (ten months ago) link
damn it boys you learned last year that missing these opps comes back to bite you later. so close again
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 19:33 (ten months ago) link
Good effort, good energy, no striker
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 August 2023 19:49 (ten months ago) link
Ditto for Utd. Apart from the first and second part
― Number None, Monday, 14 August 2023 19:56 (ten months ago) link
think Kalajdzic will be a super sub?
he ain't 90 minute ready but maybe could fire one on target in a 20 minute appearance
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 19:59 (ten months ago) link
Cunha leads the league in almost goals
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 20:09 (ten months ago) link
call me Nostradamus
― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 May 2024 17:30 (four weeks ago) link
xxp - - then some British pig will go on about how terrible the Bundesliga is.
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 19 May 2024 17:31 (four weeks ago) link
English.
― I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.), Sunday, 19 May 2024 17:32 (four weeks ago) link
Lol, true
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 19 May 2024 17:34 (four weeks ago) link
Poch out.
― I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 May 2024 19:00 (four weeks ago) link
i awoke as if from a dream
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 May 2024 19:08 (four weeks ago) link
dmac for manager
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 May 2024 19:09 (four weeks ago) link
over that kip?
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 May 2024 19:16 (four weeks ago) link
Hate this club
― H.P, Tuesday, 21 May 2024 20:27 (four weeks ago) link
Poch already favourite for the Utd job
Seems like a couple of jobs and a decade too late. So we'll probably do it
― Number None, Tuesday, 21 May 2024 20:50 (four weeks ago) link
I think he'd be good at Utd.
― I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 May 2024 20:59 (four weeks ago) link
idk if i believe he has the stuff anymore tbh
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 May 2024 21:39 (four weeks ago) link
I mean I would have liked to use the start of next season with the continuation of his work to prove you wrong but.....
― H.P, Tuesday, 21 May 2024 21:49 (four weeks ago) link
Lucas Paquetá charged with spot-fixing over four ‘deliberate’ bookings. A single breach if proven carries ban of between 6 months and lifetime. https://t.co/7gISBXBNn9— Martyn Ziegler (@martynziegler) May 23, 2024
― Number None, Thursday, 23 May 2024 16:56 (three weeks ago) link
man gambling in sports is such a good idea
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 May 2024 18:01 (three weeks ago) link
5/2 odds he gets 12 months or more, getcha bets in now...no not you Lucas
― h.p. lovecraft's backing singers (Matt #2), Thursday, 23 May 2024 19:27 (three weeks ago) link
one of our players has been prosecuted by the FA and the local magistrates court for both illegal football bets and hare coursing #realengland (league 1 version)
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 23 May 2024 19:39 (three weeks ago) link
betting on the hare was probably a giveaway
― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 23 May 2024 19:43 (three weeks ago) link
if they find him guilty, I would be shocked if it isn't a career-ender
― Number None, Thursday, 23 May 2024 19:48 (three weeks ago) link
here's one of the cards in question btw
Paqueta you silly sausage. He was desperate for it. 🤣 https://t.co/ywa5sc2b14 pic.twitter.com/yR221aoUoH— Jay (@JayVtid) May 23, 2024
― Number None, Thursday, 23 May 2024 19:49 (three weeks ago) link
why, just why
― imago, Thursday, 23 May 2024 20:34 (three weeks ago) link
if you wanna help out the folks back home just give them some of your money directly ffs
― imago, Thursday, 23 May 2024 20:35 (three weeks ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/football/article/2024/may/24/manchester-united-decide-to-sack-erik-ten-hag-regardless-of-cup-final-outcome
I really thought this guy was going to be different *sob*
had to be done though
― Number None, Friday, 24 May 2024 14:14 (three weeks ago) link
Pochettino?
― anvil, Friday, 24 May 2024 14:17 (three weeks ago) link
Wayne Rooney looking for a coaching position
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Friday, 24 May 2024 14:19 (three weeks ago) link
it's ok I'll accept my FP with grace
It seems we're fighting it out with Chelsea and Brighton for the services of Kieran McKenna
Which is a bit weird cos he was a prominent part of a previous failed regime
But then we've all had shit bosses
― Number None, Friday, 24 May 2024 14:22 (three weeks ago) link
Stoked for the Tuchel seven month tenure madness, out on his ear by March with MUFC 9th in the table
― h.p. lovecraft's backing singers (Matt #2), Friday, 24 May 2024 14:41 (three weeks ago) link
Unless Poch asked for it, I dont understand him leaving. ETH i get, that was a shitshow last season.
I hope McKenna doesn't take either and maybe picks Brighton or a smaller job. Chelsea and Utd are very difficult projects to take on and usually it doesn't go well for someone in that position (where's Potter these days?)
― a hoy hoy, Friday, 24 May 2024 14:47 (three weeks ago) link
I still don't quite understand the Poch departure, Chelsea wanted more of a yes man and he didn't want to sell Gallagher and Chalobah? Man United job likely becoming available maybe a factor?
― anvil, Friday, 24 May 2024 14:57 (three weeks ago) link
It's Chelsea that's all you need to know.
― Poets Win Prizes (Tom D.), Friday, 24 May 2024 15:04 (three weeks ago) link
Poch cancelled as a tax write-off
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 24 May 2024 15:18 (three weeks ago) link
theres nothing to understand about chelsea, the sauron of football clubs, when they fall it will be so utterly complete that none can foresee their ever rising again
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 24 May 2024 15:54 (three weeks ago) link
McKenna to Man United seems to be gaining real traction, bookies fav now
― anvil, Friday, 24 May 2024 16:46 (three weeks ago) link
alas thats all based on a paqueta lies
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 24 May 2024 17:05 (three weeks ago) link
where's Potter these days?
― groovypanda, Friday, 24 May 2024 18:49 (three weeks ago) link
under his uncles stairs
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 24 May 2024 19:44 (three weeks ago) link
Dennis >>>>>> Pansy > Beatrix > Graham > Brian > Gail >>>>>>> Harry
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 24 May 2024 19:50 (three weeks ago) link
I was going to mention Sally and Nic but I've found out they were sister and brother!
― Poets Win Prizes (Tom D.), Friday, 24 May 2024 20:21 (three weeks ago) link
Lol darragh
― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 May 2024 20:59 (three weeks ago) link
It's Chelsea that's all you need to know.― Poets Win Prizes (Tom D.), Saturday, 25 May 2024 01:04 (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Poets Win Prizes (Tom D.), Saturday, 25 May 2024 01:04 (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― H.P, Saturday, 25 May 2024 00:19 (three weeks ago) link
Ten Hag staying then
being Utd manager is genuinely the easiest job in the world
― Number None, Tuesday, 11 June 2024 21:44 (one week ago) link
it has to be that they made such a fuckup of sacking him that they then had to pretend they in fact hadnt
its the opposite of chelsea and poch where they had kind of gone through the hard part where they shouldve sacked him and then were like shit we shouldve sacked him is it too late ah shit then sacked him anyway
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 June 2024 22:17 (one week ago) link