Luton won't win the league - Premier League 2023/24

yeah, I'm not buying Vicario

fuck it actually why not:

this ref is a cunt

and jesus cmon surely club dna isnt real it cant be can it

was just coming to post that I heard deems detonate from here

ref genuinely a cunt tho cmon all must acknowledge

ive been screaming for royal off since before 1-0 but the game makes a fool of us all in time

sanchez def a fall guy but that yellow was a nonsense yes

royal, bar a v nice goal, has been comical

yeah, I'm not buying Vicario

― Number None, Sunday, 13 August 2023 13:42

Hes not great on the ball

fuck me that is another var call

really weird hesitation in key areas so far which im not loving across the team

vicario looks like he might make a slightly undependable third choice keeper tbh

Spurs aren't really going to go an entire season with Richarlison as their only striker are they

we signed an argentine prospect

and we should wrap up a deal for gift orban this week apparently

neither play right back

This is getting rather ridiculous now

🚨 Romeo Lavia has chosen to join Chelsea from Southampton. Liverpool were pursuing but are aware of decision. #CFC & #SaintsFC have good relations, so no issues expected on deal or personal terms. Fee likely to be around £50m + add-ons @TheAthleticFC #LFC https://t.co/EjmFknCViS

— David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein) August 14, 2023

fucks sake

Lol was just talking about this - I assume FFP doesn't apply to Chelsea

who does it apply to at this point?

lol i can think of one team it does

cough

good luck tonight obvs

cough

I'm cautiously optimistic about the season at the moment which if you're not before you've played a game then things really are grim

gonna enjoy watching this while working.

"cautiously optimistic" might be a little strong but I don't think things are as bad as our pessimists are painting it

not until there's evidence, anyway

starting with, I guess, Cunha as a hypothetical number 9 is not a statement of bold intent

hope Kalajdzic stays in one piece this year

Mason Mount sounds like the name of a hipster folk band

enjoying the pace of this one

Utd absolutely abysmal so far. Van Gaal vibes

so close Sarabia

damn it boys you learned last year that missing these opps comes back to bite you later. so close again

Good effort, good energy, no striker

Ditto for Utd. Apart from the first and second part

think Kalajdzic will be a super sub?

he ain't 90 minute ready but maybe could fire one on target in a 20 minute appearance

Cunha leads the league in almost goals

Enjoying Wolves' gameplan of simply running at Utd

please just find a forehead here.

jfc. i don't know where the goal is gonna come from at this point.

Cunha's had a helluva match otherwise

like we didn't see that coming.

hey look, Fabio Silva actually taking shots that have some velocity in the direction of goal.

Kalajdzic! the giant

pitch invader in a promising attacking position. thanks dick.

this should be a pen

which means it won't be probably

jobbed again.

Blatant peno

as much as they should be, those are never given

That was decent but about what I expected, away at Old Trafford is a free hit, time to worry is when you go on a run of brave battling beatings

I mean I would have liked to use the start of next season with the continuation of his work to prove you wrong but.....

Lucas Paquetá charged with spot-fixing over four ‘deliberate’ bookings. A single breach if proven carries ban of between 6 months and lifetime. https://t.co/7gISBXBNn9

— Martyn Ziegler (@martynziegler) May 23, 2024

man gambling in sports is such a good idea

5/2 odds he gets 12 months or more, getcha bets in now...no not you Lucas

one of our players has been prosecuted by the FA and the local magistrates court for both illegal football bets and hare coursing #realengland (league 1 version)

betting on the hare was probably a giveaway

5/2 odds he gets 12 months or more, getcha bets in now...no not you Lucas

if they find him guilty, I would be shocked if it isn't a career-ender

here's one of the cards in question btw

Paqueta you silly sausage. He was desperate for it. 🤣 https://t.co/ywa5sc2b14 pic.twitter.com/yR221aoUoH

— Jay (@JayVtid) May 23, 2024

why, just why

if you wanna help out the folks back home just give them some of your money directly ffs

https://www.theguardian.com/football/article/2024/may/24/manchester-united-decide-to-sack-erik-ten-hag-regardless-of-cup-final-outcome

I really thought this guy was going to be different *sob*

had to be done though

Pochettino?

Wayne Rooney looking for a coaching position

it's ok I'll accept my FP with grace

It seems we're fighting it out with Chelsea and Brighton for the services of Kieran McKenna

Which is a bit weird cos he was a prominent part of a previous failed regime

But then we've all had shit bosses

Stoked for the Tuchel seven month tenure madness, out on his ear by March with MUFC 9th in the table

Unless Poch asked for it, I dont understand him leaving. ETH i get, that was a shitshow last season.

I hope McKenna doesn't take either and maybe picks Brighton or a smaller job. Chelsea and Utd are very difficult projects to take on and usually it doesn't go well for someone in that position (where's Potter these days?)

I still don't quite understand the Poch departure, Chelsea wanted more of a yes man and he didn't want to sell Gallagher and Chalobah? Man United job likely becoming available maybe a factor?

It's Chelsea that's all you need to know.

Poch cancelled as a tax write-off

theres nothing to understand about chelsea, the sauron of football clubs, when they fall it will be so utterly complete that none can foresee their ever rising again

McKenna to Man United seems to be gaining real traction, bookies fav now

alas thats all based on a paqueta lies

where's Potter these days?

under his uncles stairs

Dennis >>>>>> Pansy > Beatrix > Graham > Brian > Gail >>>>>>> Harry

I was going to mention Sally and Nic but I've found out they were sister and brother!

Lol darragh

It's Chelsea that's all you need to know.

― Poets Win Prizes (Tom D.), Saturday, 25 May 2024 01:04 (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink