vicario looks like he might make a slightly undependable third choice keeper tbh
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 August 2023 15:02 (ten months ago) link
Spurs aren't really going to go an entire season with Richarlison as their only striker are they
― Number None, Sunday, 13 August 2023 15:04 (ten months ago) link
we signed an argentine prospect
and we should wrap up a deal for gift orban this week apparently
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 August 2023 15:06 (ten months ago) link
neither play right back
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 August 2023 15:07 (ten months ago) link
This is getting rather ridiculous now
🚨 Romeo Lavia has chosen to join Chelsea from Southampton. Liverpool were pursuing but are aware of decision. #CFC & #SaintsFC have good relations, so no issues expected on deal or personal terms. Fee likely to be around £50m + add-ons @TheAthleticFC #LFC https://t.co/EjmFknCViS— David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein) August 14, 2023
― Number None, Monday, 14 August 2023 16:38 (ten months ago) link
fucks sake
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 14 August 2023 16:40 (ten months ago) link
Lol was just talking about this - I assume FFP doesn't apply to Chelsea
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 August 2023 16:56 (ten months ago) link
who does it apply to at this point?
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 14 August 2023 16:57 (ten months ago) link
lol i can think of one team it does
― imago, Monday, 14 August 2023 16:57 (ten months ago) link
cough
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 August 2023 16:58 (ten months ago) link
good luck tonight obvs
― imago, Monday, 14 August 2023 16:58 (ten months ago) link
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 14 August 2023 17:12 (ten months ago) link
I'm cautiously optimistic about the season at the moment which if you're not before you've played a game then things really are grim
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 August 2023 17:25 (ten months ago) link
gonna enjoy watching this while working.
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 17:29 (ten months ago) link
"cautiously optimistic" might be a little strong but I don't think things are as bad as our pessimists are painting it
not until there's evidence, anyway
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 August 2023 17:32 (ten months ago) link
starting with, I guess, Cunha as a hypothetical number 9 is not a statement of bold intent
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 August 2023 18:07 (ten months ago) link
hope Kalajdzic stays in one piece this year
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 18:41 (ten months ago) link
Mason Mount sounds like the name of a hipster folk band
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 19:08 (ten months ago) link
enjoying the pace of this one
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 19:14 (ten months ago) link
Utd absolutely abysmal so far. Van Gaal vibes
― Number None, Monday, 14 August 2023 19:27 (ten months ago) link
so close Sarabia
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 19:30 (ten months ago) link
damn it boys you learned last year that missing these opps comes back to bite you later. so close again
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 19:33 (ten months ago) link
Good effort, good energy, no striker
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 August 2023 19:49 (ten months ago) link
Ditto for Utd. Apart from the first and second part
― Number None, Monday, 14 August 2023 19:56 (ten months ago) link
think Kalajdzic will be a super sub?
he ain't 90 minute ready but maybe could fire one on target in a 20 minute appearance
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 19:59 (ten months ago) link
Cunha leads the league in almost goals
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 20:09 (ten months ago) link
Enjoying Wolves' gameplan of simply running at Utd
― imago, Monday, 14 August 2023 20:28 (ten months ago) link
please just find a forehead here.
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 20:29 (ten months ago) link
jfc. i don't know where the goal is gonna come from at this point.
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 20:31 (ten months ago) link
Cunha's had a helluva match otherwise
like we didn't see that coming.
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 20:35 (ten months ago) link
hey look, Fabio Silva actually taking shots that have some velocity in the direction of goal.
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 20:43 (ten months ago) link
Kalajdzic! the giant
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 20:47 (ten months ago) link
pitch invader in a promising attacking position. thanks dick.
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 20:53 (ten months ago) link
this should be a pen
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 20:55 (ten months ago) link
which means it won't be probably
― earosmith (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 August 2023 20:56 (ten months ago) link
jobbed again.
Blatant peno
― Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Monday, 14 August 2023 20:57 (ten months ago) link
as much as they should be, those are never given
― Number None, Monday, 14 August 2023 20:57 (ten months ago) link
That was decent but about what I expected, away at Old Trafford is a free hit, time to worry is when you go on a run of brave battling beatings
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 August 2023 21:01 (ten months ago) link
anyway, I would LOVE to know what these cunts do on the training pitch because it's looking like another season of them playing like they've been introduced minutes before kick-off
gonna take some absolute hammerings again with this midfield set-up too
― Number None, Monday, 14 August 2023 21:01 (ten months ago) link
Our middle 3 bossed your middle 3 for most of it, yeab
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 August 2023 21:07 (ten months ago) link
Didn't look a pen to me btw, it was off his head and away before Onana hit him
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 August 2023 21:08 (ten months ago) link
I think Onana fouled the bloke who didn't head it. Maybe still a foul idk
― imago, Monday, 14 August 2023 21:09 (ten months ago) link
I've just got those "didn't work him, didn't earn it" blues
― you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 August 2023 21:13 (ten months ago) link
very very hard to care about this league any more between ffp meaning nothing, oil money collections of brilliant players playing boring football and var giving united the old daytona catch up boost of ten points a season
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 14 August 2023 22:57 (ten months ago) link
we will welcome you into the high stakes hard charging world of the usl championship
― ilx customer service rep (m bison), Tuesday, 15 August 2023 00:54 (ten months ago) link
i have failed the language test multiple times alas
and proudly
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 August 2023 03:24 (ten months ago) link
olise to chelsea. they won't stop till they've got em all.
― oscar bravo, Tuesday, 15 August 2023 19:21 (ten months ago) link
Wonder if they wanna spend £30m on Elneny
― sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 15 August 2023 20:21 (ten months ago) link
Wayne Rooney looking for a coaching position
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Friday, 24 May 2024 14:19 (three weeks ago) link
it's ok I'll accept my FP with grace
It seems we're fighting it out with Chelsea and Brighton for the services of Kieran McKenna
Which is a bit weird cos he was a prominent part of a previous failed regime
But then we've all had shit bosses
― Number None, Friday, 24 May 2024 14:22 (three weeks ago) link
Stoked for the Tuchel seven month tenure madness, out on his ear by March with MUFC 9th in the table
― h.p. lovecraft's backing singers (Matt #2), Friday, 24 May 2024 14:41 (three weeks ago) link
Unless Poch asked for it, I dont understand him leaving. ETH i get, that was a shitshow last season.
I hope McKenna doesn't take either and maybe picks Brighton or a smaller job. Chelsea and Utd are very difficult projects to take on and usually it doesn't go well for someone in that position (where's Potter these days?)
― a hoy hoy, Friday, 24 May 2024 14:47 (three weeks ago) link
I still don't quite understand the Poch departure, Chelsea wanted more of a yes man and he didn't want to sell Gallagher and Chalobah? Man United job likely becoming available maybe a factor?
― anvil, Friday, 24 May 2024 14:57 (three weeks ago) link
It's Chelsea that's all you need to know.
― Poets Win Prizes (Tom D.), Friday, 24 May 2024 15:04 (three weeks ago) link
Poch cancelled as a tax write-off
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 24 May 2024 15:18 (three weeks ago) link
theres nothing to understand about chelsea, the sauron of football clubs, when they fall it will be so utterly complete that none can foresee their ever rising again
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 24 May 2024 15:54 (three weeks ago) link
McKenna to Man United seems to be gaining real traction, bookies fav now
― anvil, Friday, 24 May 2024 16:46 (three weeks ago) link
alas thats all based on a paqueta lies
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 24 May 2024 17:05 (three weeks ago) link
where's Potter these days?
― groovypanda, Friday, 24 May 2024 18:49 (three weeks ago) link
under his uncles stairs
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 24 May 2024 19:44 (three weeks ago) link
Dennis >>>>>> Pansy > Beatrix > Graham > Brian > Gail >>>>>>> Harry
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 24 May 2024 19:50 (three weeks ago) link
I was going to mention Sally and Nic but I've found out they were sister and brother!
― Poets Win Prizes (Tom D.), Friday, 24 May 2024 20:21 (three weeks ago) link
Lol darragh
― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 May 2024 20:59 (three weeks ago) link
It's Chelsea that's all you need to know.― Poets Win Prizes (Tom D.), Saturday, 25 May 2024 01:04 (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Poets Win Prizes (Tom D.), Saturday, 25 May 2024 01:04 (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― H.P, Saturday, 25 May 2024 00:19 (three weeks ago) link
Ten Hag staying then
being Utd manager is genuinely the easiest job in the world
― Number None, Tuesday, 11 June 2024 21:44 (one week ago) link
it has to be that they made such a fuckup of sacking him that they then had to pretend they in fact hadnt
its the opposite of chelsea and poch where they had kind of gone through the hard part where they shouldve sacked him and then were like shit we shouldve sacked him is it too late ah shit then sacked him anyway
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 June 2024 22:17 (one week ago) link