Luton won't win the league - Premier League 2023/24

who does it apply to at this point?

lol i can think of one team it does

cough

good luck tonight obvs

cough

I'm cautiously optimistic about the season at the moment which if you're not before you've played a game then things really are grim

gonna enjoy watching this while working.

"cautiously optimistic" might be a little strong but I don't think things are as bad as our pessimists are painting it

not until there's evidence, anyway

starting with, I guess, Cunha as a hypothetical number 9 is not a statement of bold intent

hope Kalajdzic stays in one piece this year

Mason Mount sounds like the name of a hipster folk band

enjoying the pace of this one

Utd absolutely abysmal so far. Van Gaal vibes

so close Sarabia

damn it boys you learned last year that missing these opps comes back to bite you later. so close again

Good effort, good energy, no striker

Ditto for Utd. Apart from the first and second part

think Kalajdzic will be a super sub?

he ain't 90 minute ready but maybe could fire one on target in a 20 minute appearance

Cunha leads the league in almost goals

Enjoying Wolves' gameplan of simply running at Utd

please just find a forehead here.

jfc. i don't know where the goal is gonna come from at this point.

Cunha's had a helluva match otherwise

like we didn't see that coming.

hey look, Fabio Silva actually taking shots that have some velocity in the direction of goal.

Kalajdzic! the giant

pitch invader in a promising attacking position. thanks dick.

this should be a pen

which means it won't be probably

jobbed again.

Blatant peno

as much as they should be, those are never given

That was decent but about what I expected, away at Old Trafford is a free hit, time to worry is when you go on a run of brave battling beatings

anyway, I would LOVE to know what these cunts do on the training pitch because it's looking like another season of them playing like they've been introduced minutes before kick-off

gonna take some absolute hammerings again with this midfield set-up too

Our middle 3 bossed your middle 3 for most of it, yeab

Didn't look a pen to me btw, it was off his head and away before Onana hit him

I think Onana fouled the bloke who didn't head it. Maybe still a foul idk

I've just got those "didn't work him, didn't earn it" blues

very very hard to care about this league any more between ffp meaning nothing, oil money collections of brilliant players playing boring football and var giving united the old daytona catch up boost of ten points a season

we will welcome you into the high stakes hard charging world of the usl championship

i have failed the language test multiple times alas

and proudly

olise to chelsea. they won't stop till they've got em all.

Wonder if they wanna spend £30m on Elneny

Already got another xp

Roméo Lavia to Chelsea, here we go! Deal agreed between clubs on final fee short of £60m add-ons included — structure also agreed 🚨🔵🇧🇪

Lavia will undergo medical tests this week, just informed by clubs that the agreement has been reached.

Roméo said yes to Chelsea on Monday. pic.twitter.com/sH9wlpYlnk

— Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) August 15, 2023

Exc:
🚨 Man United chief executive Richard Arnold told the club’s executive leadership team in first week of August that the club planned to bring back Mason Greenwood. The club then aborted scheduled announcement for August 4. Details @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/ZpGvoH0zTv

— Adam Crafton (@AdamCrafton_) August 16, 2023

yeah, fuck this club

NEW @TheAthleticFC

🚨Manchester United’s plan to bring back Mason Greenwood included listing football pundits, politicians & journalists and categorising if they would be hostile or supportive. Domestic violence charities were assumed “hostile” https://t.co/p78gQ5wKto

— Adam Crafton (@AdamCrafton_) August 18, 2023

i dont want to make this a club v club issue because fuck knows what club would definitely behave any differently but jesus christ this is incredible own goal stuff isnt it

yep

quite apart from the moral aspect, it's just an astoundingly bad business decision

It's all just profoundly depressing to me though

I'm still holding out hope that the backlash will be enough (and fair play to Adam Crafton for continuing to report the story) to make them reconsider

I even sent Arnold (the cunt) an email myself lol

otm, otm

I still don't quite understand the Poch departure, Chelsea wanted more of a yes man and he didn't want to sell Gallagher and Chalobah? Man United job likely becoming available maybe a factor?

It's Chelsea that's all you need to know.

Poch cancelled as a tax write-off

theres nothing to understand about chelsea, the sauron of football clubs, when they fall it will be so utterly complete that none can foresee their ever rising again

McKenna to Man United seems to be gaining real traction, bookies fav now

alas thats all based on a paqueta lies

where's Potter these days?

under his uncles stairs

Dennis >>>>>> Pansy > Beatrix > Graham > Brian > Gail >>>>>>> Harry

I was going to mention Sally and Nic but I've found out they were sister and brother!

Lol darragh

It's Chelsea that's all you need to know.

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