Luton won't win the league - Premier League 2023/24

Cunha leads the league in almost goals

Enjoying Wolves' gameplan of simply running at Utd

please just find a forehead here.

jfc. i don't know where the goal is gonna come from at this point.

Cunha's had a helluva match otherwise

like we didn't see that coming.

hey look, Fabio Silva actually taking shots that have some velocity in the direction of goal.

Kalajdzic! the giant

pitch invader in a promising attacking position. thanks dick.

this should be a pen

which means it won't be probably

jobbed again.

Blatant peno

as much as they should be, those are never given

That was decent but about what I expected, away at Old Trafford is a free hit, time to worry is when you go on a run of brave battling beatings

anyway, I would LOVE to know what these cunts do on the training pitch because it's looking like another season of them playing like they've been introduced minutes before kick-off

gonna take some absolute hammerings again with this midfield set-up too

Our middle 3 bossed your middle 3 for most of it, yeab

Didn't look a pen to me btw, it was off his head and away before Onana hit him

I think Onana fouled the bloke who didn't head it. Maybe still a foul idk

I've just got those "didn't work him, didn't earn it" blues

very very hard to care about this league any more between ffp meaning nothing, oil money collections of brilliant players playing boring football and var giving united the old daytona catch up boost of ten points a season

we will welcome you into the high stakes hard charging world of the usl championship

i have failed the language test multiple times alas

and proudly

olise to chelsea. they won't stop till they've got em all.

Wonder if they wanna spend £30m on Elneny

Already got another xp

Roméo Lavia to Chelsea, here we go! Deal agreed between clubs on final fee short of £60m add-ons included — structure also agreed 🚨🔵🇧🇪

Lavia will undergo medical tests this week, just informed by clubs that the agreement has been reached.

Roméo said yes to Chelsea on Monday. pic.twitter.com/sH9wlpYlnk

— Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) August 15, 2023

Exc:
🚨 Man United chief executive Richard Arnold told the club’s executive leadership team in first week of August that the club planned to bring back Mason Greenwood. The club then aborted scheduled announcement for August 4. Details @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/ZpGvoH0zTv

— Adam Crafton (@AdamCrafton_) August 16, 2023

yeah, fuck this club

NEW @TheAthleticFC

🚨Manchester United’s plan to bring back Mason Greenwood included listing football pundits, politicians & journalists and categorising if they would be hostile or supportive. Domestic violence charities were assumed “hostile” https://t.co/p78gQ5wKto

— Adam Crafton (@AdamCrafton_) August 18, 2023

i dont want to make this a club v club issue because fuck knows what club would definitely behave any differently but jesus christ this is incredible own goal stuff isnt it

yep

quite apart from the moral aspect, it's just an astoundingly bad business decision

It's all just profoundly depressing to me though

I'm still holding out hope that the backlash will be enough (and fair play to Adam Crafton for continuing to report the story) to make them reconsider

I even sent Arnold (the cunt) an email myself lol

otm, otm

"obviously the fixtures come out and the first opponent you look for is domestic violence charities- always a challenge, fans up for it, these are the reasons you come to a club like machester united"

Wait are Man United unlikeable now? How could such a thing be allowed to happen?

I wouldn't be throwing stones tbh

for the hat trick

Just got to admire the committment to becoming The Club of sexual violence

van gaal predicted it to a certain extent

Lol, tbf i wdn't want to conflate perfectly wholesome shexckx mashchocischm with the current issues

Fabio Silva with the start

i know, i wish i could stop feeling anxious on the lad's behalf

this isn't making me feel great so far

gee like I didn't see that coming

3 v 6 and he scores.

had about 3 pulls at him and nobody got a tackle in

i mean great goal but poor defending tbh

ridiculous. it was an incredible play by Matoma but you had numbers back, come on.

xpost lol otm

we've struggled with their high press and it's sick how many players they get forward

Man U didn't really press much so Wolves could move at will, but Brighton making Wolves look mega anxious on the ball today

xpost haha dammit

maybe if Brighton keep kicking balls away they'll go down 3 men