Elon Musk

then you mix in musks instability and ambiguous/bad politics and its not that good

xp That sounds made up.

dumbest possible timeline type scenario

In the past twenty years, against a backdrop of crumbling infrastructure and declining trust in institutions, Musk has sought out business opportunities in crucial areas where, after decades of privatization, the state has receded.

its that famous neoliberalism that we all know and love

oof yeah "thanks" for posting that OSHA bit

god i forgot that she laughs in his face and hes like on the verge of tears the entire time https://t.co/ZTkoF9COMN

— teen vampire, aged 40 (@starswheeled) August 23, 2023

so moist

"look at you"

so mean lol

that's the most Afrikaner sounding I've heard from him, she must've got under his skin

every once in a while this resurfaces and

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F4FiBUaW4AAQeV_?format=jpg&name=small

cuts off the best part, he recommends some mobile game instead lol

https://images.chesscomfiles.com/uploads/v1/images_users/tiny_mce/raync910/phpPDm8qz.png

...but he's describing Civ! lol.

I thought it was Minecraft

and Polytopia is just a dumbed down simplified version of Civ for mobile.

Candy Crush addresses these limitations.

tbh I think elon may actually have been attempting a joke there

Pretty sure Elon just got mad he couldn’t make his Bishop excommunicate a Rook

Thinking Polytopia is better than chess is the only interesting thing he’s ever said.

Both sides exact same pieces

I wonder why he hates the idea of everyone having the exact same starting chance.

sad thing is its been well documented that elon likes games but he has to do this thought leader schtick where games are only good if they help you win at life

guess he felt insecure about not playing the smart guy game

poker is the true business analog tho

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F4Qc9KPaQAAd0vP?format=webp&name=medium

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F4TgWlBaUAE6w_2?format=webp&name=900x900

*looking at cyber truck* the door is a fraction of a hair off

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F4UCo_OXwAE6z5j?format=jpg&name=900x900

LEGO is designed and built to sub 10 microns accuracy?

Did this guy become a billionaire just by talking out his ass?

That and blood diamonds.

Bullshit + blood diamonds

lego really is made to incredible tolerances

very funny to compare a car to a soda can

Lego doesn’t fuck around with their product, for sure.

The Algorithms somehow put Musk clowning subreddit r/enoughmuskspam in my feed and the thread dedicated to that particular memo was some entertaining reading last night. Pointing out how moronic it was from about 20 different angles.

Oh I didn’t notice lagoon’s post actually came from there lol

my manufacturing friend’s comment on Elon’s micron-accurate take is “this is how you price a vehicle like a space shuttle”

this is how you price a vehicle like a LEGO kit

Anyone have a link to this?

Apparently I totally missed a certain tyrant on this website making his ex-wife go viral for horrible manners in Japan by ruining one of her gigs pic.twitter.com/gOZSJDQf15

— I Am Unseriouz Oranj (@fireh9lly) August 25, 2023

https://www.reddit.com/r/grimezs/comments/15v2d78/in_his_shadow_translated_quote_tweet_roundup/

What do you expect at a Grimes gig these days?

LEGO is designed and built to sub 10 microns accuracy?

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, August 24, 2023 10:52 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Yeah. Injection moulding is incredible.

Lego's injection molded stainless steel sets are amazing

a couple of months ago my daughter got a barbie-branded set of building blocks that were presumably created to be as close to lego as possible without being legally actionable and jesus christ they feel like absolute shit to play with, it really gave me an appreciation for the design of the real thing

anyway, fuck elon musk obv

why are people still calling her his ex-wife? of all the dumb things she did, oddly marrying him wasn’t one afaict

Elon's divorced energy is so strong that anyone who dates him becomes an ex-wife de facto

fair

It's not my wife, it's just my girlfriend I had two kids with

it's like Rumpelstiltskin. The monster makes the gold for the lady, raising her station. But in this case the monster doesn't want the baby. Also, the baby has the strange name.

Grimes' Tales for Young and Old

cool Bob Mould tune

that's the most Afrikaner sounding I've heard from him, she must've got under his skin

― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, August 23, 2023 3:02 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

I did love how the farrow article described him as growing up “under” apartheid

what is this thread?