If we can't beat Everton I'm going to need a new TV afterward
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 13:09 (one year ago) link
always a good sign when your 3rd game of the season is a six-pointer
― my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 August 2023 13:13 (one year ago) link
Everton 451 at home classic Dycheball
― my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 August 2023 13:59 (one year ago) link
Utd two nil down within 4 minutes :)
― Number None, Saturday, 26 August 2023 14:05 (one year ago) link
hard to compete with your Forests and the sheer spending power
― my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 August 2023 14:08 (one year ago) link
i say this as the Wolves are struggling under the Dycheball cosh
― my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 August 2023 14:12 (one year ago) link
Lol offside by a mile.
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 14:14 (one year ago) link
Just way too tentative with the ball. So afraid to give it away that they either settle for most predictable pass or hoof it awkwardly downfield.
Ain't gonna beat a press that way
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 14:17 (one year ago) link
Neto playing on the right is almost never a good sign
Fabio is within two more shit passes of me turning on him
― my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 August 2023 14:22 (one year ago) link
like Brighton last week we look a man short in every area of the pitch, i can't even work out what the tactical fault is
― my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 August 2023 14:23 (one year ago) link
This is soooo boring
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 14:23 (one year ago) link
Everton seem to be overloading the right side where we always seem to want to go for some reason, and then Wolves attacker has few outlets with three guys surrounding him.
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 14:25 (one year ago) link
Would help if any of the crosses intended to change point of attack got anywhere near the target
Man U pulled one back
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 14:27 (one year ago) link
already counting down til half time when i can run to the corner shop for more booze
― my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 August 2023 14:28 (one year ago) link
my stream keeps breaking up but lol Everton refuse to score cheers
― my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 August 2023 14:29 (one year ago) link
I forgot Cunha was even on the field
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 14:30 (one year ago) link
Not having Nunes may be hurting as he's one of the few who can dribble
Neto has been trash today
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 14:36 (one year ago) link
entire team's been dogshit imo, ended up making a wine run early
― my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 August 2023 14:55 (one year ago) link
Lmao denied by the flag. Correctly though
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:17 (one year ago) link
he knew straight away, ffs
― my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:18 (one year ago) link
Few more like that, with one player distracting the side judge, and one delivering an EMP to take out the VAR and we're golden
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:19 (one year ago) link
Goddammit Silva
Nottingham lead squandered
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:21 (one year ago) link
i feel like i can finally accept Fabio's never going to do it at Wolves
― my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:21 (one year ago) link
Sa has had to WORK today
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:23 (one year ago) link
Put in Kaladzic
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:24 (one year ago) link
this is like if a football match was The Third Policeman
― my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:36 (one year ago) link
Man U winning
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:38 (one year ago) link
YESSSSSS GET IN THERE
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:46 (one year ago) link
lol my stream is quite slow but thank you for keeping me engaged
― my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:47 (one year ago) link
hahaha fluke
First SOG all match.
Happy for Kaladzic though!
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:48 (one year ago) link
*Kalajdzic. I can't spell
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:50 (one year ago) link
good to know that at worst we'm only the 19th worst team in the Prem
― my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:59 (one year ago) link
I'll take a win. Even if it didn't look very good.
Two matches in their 10th minute of stoppage.
Nottingham not only completely collapsed but went a man down in the process
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 16:02 (one year ago) link
Man U-Nottingham basically played an Extra Time period
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 16:05 (one year ago) link
we probably deserved the win in that we dominated the game from the fourth minute on but jfc that was some slapdash stuff
no composure in this team whatsoever
― Number None, Saturday, 26 August 2023 16:08 (one year ago) link
red card was harsh in that it was an extremely cynical foul but there was a covering defender
there'll be wailing and gnashing of teeth over the pen but it was the correct decision if a tad soft
― Number None, Saturday, 26 August 2023 16:10 (one year ago) link
agreed
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 26 August 2023 21:34 (one year ago) link
on the red
havent seen pen yet
agreed on pen tbh think its quite clear tho
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 26 August 2023 21:35 (one year ago) link
Everton finally doing a Sunderland, complete with their own stadium of light?
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 26 August 2023 21:38 (one year ago) link
It's ridiculously early to say, but yesterday's game sure looked like a relegation scrap
― my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 August 2023 05:30 (one year ago) link
christ will you fucking hold yer horses fulham will pull out of it
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 August 2023 07:55 (one year ago) link
luton and sheff utd are nailed on certainties surely. possibly bournemouth.
― oscar bravo, Sunday, 27 August 2023 07:59 (one year ago) link
all jokes aside this is evertons year i think
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 August 2023 08:47 (one year ago) link
Thread title should have been 'Luton won't win a game - Premier League 2023/24'. I'd put money on the Bournemouth manager being the first sacked this season.
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Sunday, 27 August 2023 08:51 (one year ago) link
Iraola is a good manager and i think the embarrassment factor of having given O’Neil the boot for no particular reason other than to bring him in will see him given a long leash. The squad is trash, though.
Steve Cooper might be one to watch if Johnson gets sold and Awoniyi stops scoring.
― ShariVari, Sunday, 27 August 2023 11:44 (one year ago) link
the longest dreaded vote of confidence in recent memory alright
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 August 2023 12:30 (one year ago) link