Luton won't win the league - Premier League 2023/24

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I forgot Cunha was even on the field

I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 14:30 (ten months ago) link

Not having Nunes may be hurting as he's one of the few who can dribble

I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 14:30 (ten months ago) link

Neto has been trash today

I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 14:36 (ten months ago) link

entire team's been dogshit imo, ended up making a wine run early

my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 August 2023 14:55 (ten months ago) link

Lmao denied by the flag. Correctly though

I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:17 (ten months ago) link

he knew straight away, ffs

my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:18 (ten months ago) link

Few more like that, with one player distracting the side judge, and one delivering an EMP to take out the VAR and we're golden

I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:19 (ten months ago) link

Goddammit Silva

I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:19 (ten months ago) link

Nottingham lead squandered

I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:21 (ten months ago) link

i feel like i can finally accept Fabio's never going to do it at Wolves

my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:21 (ten months ago) link

Sa has had to WORK today

I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:23 (ten months ago) link

Put in Kaladzic

I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:24 (ten months ago) link

this is like if a football match was The Third Policeman

my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:36 (ten months ago) link

Man U winning

I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:38 (ten months ago) link

YESSSSSS GET IN THERE

I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:46 (ten months ago) link

lol my stream is quite slow but thank you for keeping me engaged

my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:47 (ten months ago) link

hahaha fluke

my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:47 (ten months ago) link

First SOG all match.

Happy for Kaladzic though!

I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:48 (ten months ago) link

*Kalajdzic. I can't spell

I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:50 (ten months ago) link

good to know that at worst we'm only the 19th worst team in the Prem

my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:59 (ten months ago) link

I'll take a win. Even if it didn't look very good.

Two matches in their 10th minute of stoppage.

Nottingham not only completely collapsed but went a man down in the process

I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 16:02 (ten months ago) link

Man U-Nottingham basically played an Extra Time period

I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 16:05 (ten months ago) link

we probably deserved the win in that we dominated the game from the fourth minute on but jfc that was some slapdash stuff

no composure in this team whatsoever

Number None, Saturday, 26 August 2023 16:08 (ten months ago) link

red card was harsh in that it was an extremely cynical foul but there was a covering defender

there'll be wailing and gnashing of teeth over the pen but it was the correct decision if a tad soft

Number None, Saturday, 26 August 2023 16:10 (ten months ago) link

agreed

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 26 August 2023 21:34 (ten months ago) link

on the red

havent seen pen yet

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 26 August 2023 21:34 (ten months ago) link

agreed on pen tbh think its quite clear tho

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 26 August 2023 21:35 (ten months ago) link

Everton finally doing a Sunderland, complete with their own stadium of light?

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 26 August 2023 21:38 (ten months ago) link

It's ridiculously early to say, but yesterday's game sure looked like a relegation scrap

my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 August 2023 05:30 (nine months ago) link

christ will you fucking hold yer horses fulham will pull out of it

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 August 2023 07:55 (nine months ago) link

luton and sheff utd are nailed on certainties surely. possibly bournemouth.

oscar bravo, Sunday, 27 August 2023 07:59 (nine months ago) link

all jokes aside this is evertons year i think

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 August 2023 08:47 (nine months ago) link

Thread title should have been 'Luton won't win a game - Premier League 2023/24'. I'd put money on the Bournemouth manager being the first sacked this season.

Monthly Python (Tom D.), Sunday, 27 August 2023 08:51 (nine months ago) link

Iraola is a good manager and i think the embarrassment factor of having given O’Neil the boot for no particular reason other than to bring him in will see him given a long leash. The squad is trash, though.

Steve Cooper might be one to watch if Johnson gets sold and Awoniyi stops scoring.

ShariVari, Sunday, 27 August 2023 11:44 (nine months ago) link

the longest dreaded vote of confidence in recent memory alright

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 August 2023 12:30 (nine months ago) link

Never in doubt.

Piedie Gimbel, Sunday, 27 August 2023 17:28 (nine months ago) link

newcastle awful in the final third, just stupid stupid stupid all second half

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 August 2023 17:31 (nine months ago) link

two brilliantly taken goals and one save of the season contender and job done

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 August 2023 17:31 (nine months ago) link

Howe subbing three of their best players didn't help

Number None, Sunday, 27 August 2023 17:32 (nine months ago) link

i wonder what the nufc job severance package entails these days

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 August 2023 17:33 (nine months ago) link

Was thinking we'll see if Howe survives the season.

Monthly Python (Tom D.), Sunday, 27 August 2023 17:35 (nine months ago) link

i wouldn't wanna bring up the word severance with the Newcastle owners tbh

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 August 2023 17:46 (nine months ago) link

lmao I'd stopped following this game

imago, Sunday, 27 August 2023 17:56 (nine months ago) link

He's just a fab Andy Carroll.

Piedie Gimbel, Sunday, 27 August 2023 18:08 (nine months ago) link

xxp fpd you not for the pun but for presuming i wasnt already making it

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 August 2023 19:12 (nine months ago) link

i kinda realised you was after i'd typed it but i couldn't be bothered not to send

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 August 2023 19:27 (nine months ago) link

yellow card for timewasting

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 August 2023 19:41 (nine months ago) link

Lmao we're above Newcastle after getting dismantled by them two weeks ago

They've had a bastard of a start to the season compared to us, but still

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 27 August 2023 22:01 (nine months ago) link

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66631302

I love it when a club who wouldn't be in the prem without deeply bullshit and possibly* corrupt VAR decisions are crying about not getting a fair break at OT

* sorry I meant absolutely fucking corrupt

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 28 August 2023 18:55 (nine months ago) link

none of the decisions against them were remotely problematic is the actual thing

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 28 August 2023 21:33 (nine months ago) link


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