Luton won't win the league - Premier League 2023/24

he knew straight away, ffs

Few more like that, with one player distracting the side judge, and one delivering an EMP to take out the VAR and we're golden

Goddammit Silva

Nottingham lead squandered

i feel like i can finally accept Fabio's never going to do it at Wolves

Sa has had to WORK today

Put in Kaladzic

this is like if a football match was The Third Policeman

Man U winning

YESSSSSS GET IN THERE

lol my stream is quite slow but thank you for keeping me engaged

hahaha fluke

First SOG all match.

Happy for Kaladzic though!

*Kalajdzic. I can't spell

good to know that at worst we'm only the 19th worst team in the Prem

I'll take a win. Even if it didn't look very good.

Two matches in their 10th minute of stoppage.

Nottingham not only completely collapsed but went a man down in the process

Man U-Nottingham basically played an Extra Time period

we probably deserved the win in that we dominated the game from the fourth minute on but jfc that was some slapdash stuff

no composure in this team whatsoever

red card was harsh in that it was an extremely cynical foul but there was a covering defender

there'll be wailing and gnashing of teeth over the pen but it was the correct decision if a tad soft

agreed

on the red

havent seen pen yet

agreed on pen tbh think its quite clear tho

Everton finally doing a Sunderland, complete with their own stadium of light?

It's ridiculously early to say, but yesterday's game sure looked like a relegation scrap

christ will you fucking hold yer horses fulham will pull out of it

luton and sheff utd are nailed on certainties surely. possibly bournemouth.

all jokes aside this is evertons year i think

Thread title should have been 'Luton won't win a game - Premier League 2023/24'. I'd put money on the Bournemouth manager being the first sacked this season.

Iraola is a good manager and i think the embarrassment factor of having given O’Neil the boot for no particular reason other than to bring him in will see him given a long leash. The squad is trash, though.

Steve Cooper might be one to watch if Johnson gets sold and Awoniyi stops scoring.

the longest dreaded vote of confidence in recent memory alright

Never in doubt.

newcastle awful in the final third, just stupid stupid stupid all second half

two brilliantly taken goals and one save of the season contender and job done

Howe subbing three of their best players didn't help

i wonder what the nufc job severance package entails these days

Was thinking we'll see if Howe survives the season.

i wouldn't wanna bring up the word severance with the Newcastle owners tbh

lmao I'd stopped following this game

He's just a fab Andy Carroll.

xxp fpd you not for the pun but for presuming i wasnt already making it

i kinda realised you was after i'd typed it but i couldn't be bothered not to send

yellow card for timewasting

Lmao we're above Newcastle after getting dismantled by them two weeks ago

They've had a bastard of a start to the season compared to us, but still

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66631302

I love it when a club who wouldn't be in the prem without deeply bullshit and possibly* corrupt VAR decisions are crying about not getting a fair break at OT

* sorry I meant absolutely fucking corrupt

none of the decisions against them were remotely problematic is the actual thing

official response from the league: "Lol. Lmao."

which many felt was extremely harsh on the visitors

otm, many of the visiting fans felt it was extremely harsh on the visitors

Including results for nottingham steve cooper winning
Search only for nottingham steve cooper whining

Tommy Doyle is a nice signing for us but i can't help worrying we've got a system for ruining young prospects

i was against letting Matheus go but he's been a bit of a dick throughout tbh and it looks like we might actually spend a chunk of the money so bon chance everybody

otoh he'll be a great resource if Michael Myers ever shows up during a match