I'll take a win. Even if it didn't look very good.
Two matches in their 10th minute of stoppage.
Nottingham not only completely collapsed but went a man down in the process
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 16:02 (one year ago) link
Man U-Nottingham basically played an Extra Time period
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 16:05 (one year ago) link
we probably deserved the win in that we dominated the game from the fourth minute on but jfc that was some slapdash stuff
no composure in this team whatsoever
― Number None, Saturday, 26 August 2023 16:08 (one year ago) link
red card was harsh in that it was an extremely cynical foul but there was a covering defender
there'll be wailing and gnashing of teeth over the pen but it was the correct decision if a tad soft
― Number None, Saturday, 26 August 2023 16:10 (one year ago) link
agreed
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 26 August 2023 21:34 (one year ago) link
on the red
havent seen pen yet
agreed on pen tbh think its quite clear tho
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 26 August 2023 21:35 (one year ago) link
Everton finally doing a Sunderland, complete with their own stadium of light?
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 26 August 2023 21:38 (one year ago) link
It's ridiculously early to say, but yesterday's game sure looked like a relegation scrap
― my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 August 2023 05:30 (one year ago) link
christ will you fucking hold yer horses fulham will pull out of it
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 August 2023 07:55 (one year ago) link
luton and sheff utd are nailed on certainties surely. possibly bournemouth.
― oscar bravo, Sunday, 27 August 2023 07:59 (one year ago) link
all jokes aside this is evertons year i think
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 August 2023 08:47 (one year ago) link
Thread title should have been 'Luton won't win a game - Premier League 2023/24'. I'd put money on the Bournemouth manager being the first sacked this season.
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Sunday, 27 August 2023 08:51 (one year ago) link
Iraola is a good manager and i think the embarrassment factor of having given O’Neil the boot for no particular reason other than to bring him in will see him given a long leash. The squad is trash, though.
Steve Cooper might be one to watch if Johnson gets sold and Awoniyi stops scoring.
― ShariVari, Sunday, 27 August 2023 11:44 (one year ago) link
the longest dreaded vote of confidence in recent memory alright
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 August 2023 12:30 (one year ago) link
Never in doubt.
― Piedie Gimbel, Sunday, 27 August 2023 17:28 (one year ago) link
newcastle awful in the final third, just stupid stupid stupid all second half
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 August 2023 17:31 (one year ago) link
two brilliantly taken goals and one save of the season contender and job done
Howe subbing three of their best players didn't help
― Number None, Sunday, 27 August 2023 17:32 (one year ago) link
i wonder what the nufc job severance package entails these days
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 August 2023 17:33 (one year ago) link
Was thinking we'll see if Howe survives the season.
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Sunday, 27 August 2023 17:35 (one year ago) link
i wouldn't wanna bring up the word severance with the Newcastle owners tbh
― da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 August 2023 17:46 (one year ago) link
lmao I'd stopped following this game
― imago, Sunday, 27 August 2023 17:56 (one year ago) link
He's just a fab Andy Carroll.
― Piedie Gimbel, Sunday, 27 August 2023 18:08 (one year ago) link
xxp fpd you not for the pun but for presuming i wasnt already making it
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 August 2023 19:12 (one year ago) link
i kinda realised you was after i'd typed it but i couldn't be bothered not to send
― da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 August 2023 19:27 (one year ago) link
yellow card for timewasting
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 August 2023 19:41 (one year ago) link
Lmao we're above Newcastle after getting dismantled by them two weeks ago
They've had a bastard of a start to the season compared to us, but still
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 27 August 2023 22:01 (one year ago) link
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66631302
I love it when a club who wouldn't be in the prem without deeply bullshit and possibly* corrupt VAR decisions are crying about not getting a fair break at OT
* sorry I meant absolutely fucking corrupt
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 28 August 2023 18:55 (one year ago) link
none of the decisions against them were remotely problematic is the actual thing
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 28 August 2023 21:33 (one year ago) link
official response from the league: "Lol. Lmao."
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 August 2023 21:33 (one year ago) link
which many felt was extremely harsh on the visitors
otm, many of the visiting fans felt it was extremely harsh on the visitors
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 August 2023 21:36 (one year ago) link
Including results for nottingham steve cooper winningSearch only for nottingham steve cooper whining
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 August 2023 21:37 (one year ago) link
Tommy Doyle is a nice signing for us but i can't help worrying we've got a system for ruining young prospects
i was against letting Matheus go but he's been a bit of a dick throughout tbh and it looks like we might actually spend a chunk of the money so bon chance everybody
― da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 August 2023 13:38 (one year ago) link
otoh he'll be a great resource if Michael Myers ever shows up during a match
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 August 2023 13:50 (one year ago) link
🚨 Chelsea have reached agreement with Man City to sign attacking midfielder Cole Palmer. #CFC expected to pay #MCFC fee in region of £40-45m for 21yo England youth international. Medical anticipated in next 24hr ahead of completing transfer @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/VG85QLpo9Q— David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein) August 30, 2023
Chelsea have now reached the point where they're spending tens of millions on made-up players
― Number None, Wednesday, 30 August 2023 19:52 (one year ago) link
regens
― imago, Wednesday, 30 August 2023 19:54 (one year ago) link
Gotta throw some money around I guess
― Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Wednesday, 30 August 2023 20:03 (one year ago) link
it costs a lot to finish somewhere between 5th and 11th in the modern Prem, just how it is
― da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 August 2023 20:05 (one year ago) link
well this escalated quickly
― da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 31 August 2023 15:04 (one year ago) link
the dream of fielding an all-Bueno back 4 moves closer
― da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 31 August 2023 15:05 (one year ago) link
Being reported now by radio channel Onda Cero that Sergio Reguilón is close to joining Manchester United https://t.co/Hxgk158FGi— Jonas Adnan Giæver (@CheGiaevara) September 14, 2020
I know it's an emergency loan and everything but it still feels like a new low?
― Number None, Thursday, 31 August 2023 20:48 (one year ago) link
nobody happy about this one because what if hes ok for ye and we are playing perisic/davies ahead of him
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Thursday, 31 August 2023 20:52 (one year ago) link
update:
🚨 | Jonny Evans is set to sign a one-year contract at #mufc to keep him at the club for the 2023/24 season. [@lauriewhitwell] pic.twitter.com/0LG4WkjeXF— UtdDistrict (@UtdDistrict) September 1, 2023
― Number None, Friday, 1 September 2023 12:17 (one year ago) link
people you were surprised to find out were still
― da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 September 2023 12:19 (one year ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/sep/01/liverpool-reject-staggering-150m-offer-for-mohamed-salah-from-saudi-arabia-side-al-ittihad-football-transfer-window
Klopp, who has lost Jordan Henderson and Fabinho to lucrative offers from the Middle East this summer, said: “I don’t know how long it will stay like that but the next two weeks will show how much of a challenge it is because, whatever happens then, no one can react any more. That is something Uefa or Fifa should have an eye on because we all have to protect the game.
The (sponsor-branded) boot's on the other foot now! Wiping a tear away here for this appalling challenge to the authentic community-rooted English transfer market.
― do I really have to quote bowling for soup at you? (Matt #2), Friday, 1 September 2023 12:45 (one year ago) link
My heart bleeds.
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Friday, 1 September 2023 12:58 (one year ago) link
Klopp is such a self-righteous dick.
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Friday, 1 September 2023 13:03 (one year ago) link
Oh no won’t someone think of the children football league being given hundreds of millions for players that are past their prime
― sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Friday, 1 September 2023 23:01 (one year ago) link
I know they aren't calzinos favourite club but happy to see origi back in the prem.I am losing track of who plays where tho eg is lloris still at spurs? and aubamayang at Chelsea?
― oscar bravo, Saturday, 2 September 2023 06:41 (one year ago) link