Luton won't win the league - Premier League 2023/24

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terminating a contract is easy you just have to pay him off

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 September 2023 12:20 (nine months ago) link

in terms of sacking him without doing so, id be very surprised if united couldnt just point to the reputational impact and plead a case and at least get a hearing

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 September 2023 12:22 (nine months ago) link

Clown car own go from pickford, though not really his fault

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 2 September 2023 12:29 (nine months ago) link

You're not allowed to do that if you've known someone since they were 7 I guess

Cameron Archer starting off v hot for Sheffield Utd

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 2 September 2023 12:30 (nine months ago) link

i feel like "technical area" is a misnomer for any space occupied by Sean Dyche

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 September 2023 12:44 (nine months ago) link

Pickford has made absolutely ridiculous point-blank saves tipped onto the post two games running tbf

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 2 September 2023 13:32 (nine months ago) link

Akanji stood in an offside position and jumps over the ball. But the goal is given.

Be shocked if Marco Silva doesn't have another yellow card over this one.

VAR refs making it up as they see fit for whoever they want. #MCIFUL pic.twitter.com/agSkZPL9Uq

— Ginger Tonali (@GingerPirlo_) September 2, 2023

Number None, Saturday, 2 September 2023 15:30 (nine months ago) link

spurs making it look very simple indeed this second half

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 September 2023 15:33 (nine months ago) link

Chelsea struggling to cope with moneybags Forest

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 September 2023 15:40 (nine months ago) link

with all the players in and out, its not an ideal scenario to bring in a manager who hasnt any experience of the epl is it

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 September 2023 15:47 (nine months ago) link

they may need to strengthen the squad

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 September 2023 15:49 (nine months ago) link

Get Involved

#bbcfootball, text 81111 (UK only - standard rates apply) or WhatsApp 03301231826

John: Yeah so Chelsea might be losing at home to Forest, but if you amortise goals conceded over the next 8 years then actually they're top of the table...

I'm sure this has been adoing the rounds on Twitter or whatever but this is p funny for #getinvolved

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 2 September 2023 15:56 (nine months ago) link

Villa beat Burnley 5-2 at Villa Park once under Martin O'Neill when I had a season ticket. It felt kinda weird

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 2 September 2023 15:57 (nine months ago) link

lol fuck you Chelsea

Number None, Saturday, 2 September 2023 16:02 (nine months ago) link

Omfg at the Pickford own goal

Neanderthal, Saturday, 2 September 2023 16:32 (nine months ago) link

Evan Ferguson ✓

Number None, Saturday, 2 September 2023 17:57 (nine months ago) link

add another tick

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 September 2023 17:59 (nine months ago) link

A cursory Google suggests this is the first time there have been three premier league hat tricks on the same day since Yeboah, Shearer and Fowler in 1995

Also, hahahah

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 2 September 2023 18:11 (nine months ago) link

yeah howe's getting sacked isn't he?

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 2 September 2023 18:31 (nine months ago) link

can he sing this song

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 September 2023 20:02 (nine months ago) link

O'Neil has got a nemesis

New meme unlocked- Salernitana sporting director Morgan De Sanctis sends a message in English to the Wolverhampton manager for trying to convince Dia to join yesterday pic.twitter.com/6ZrRs3ksGy

— Francesco (@FRANCESCalciO_) September 2, 2023

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 September 2023 20:47 (nine months ago) link

incredibly generous of Palace to decline the free goal we offered them

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 September 2023 13:18 (nine months ago) link

pretty sure Cunha just made the same penile analogy with Dawson as I did

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 September 2023 13:45 (nine months ago) link

just daydreaming about being 90 and still waiting for Wolves to have a striker

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 September 2023 13:46 (nine months ago) link

I just turned it on.

Lol.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:15 (nine months ago) link

fucks sake that's what happens when you've got one

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:16 (nine months ago) link

Just wild to me that basically the Jimenez horror injury essentially began the drought and no coach has been able to solve it.

They weren't exactly Man City in 2019-2020 but 51 goals is better than...this

Neanderthal, Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:19 (nine months ago) link

Raul looked a fair bit sharper in the Fulham highlights yesterday too

But the malaise looks deeper than one player tbh. We look like we're probably not gonna go down but are always on the verge of a relegation run

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:23 (nine months ago) link

GET IN THERE

Neanderthal, Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:24 (nine months ago) link

OMFG how much do I love Hwang

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:24 (nine months ago) link

Off the shoulder goals vmic

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:25 (nine months ago) link

Head and shoulders knees and goals

Neanderthal, Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:26 (nine months ago) link

Can't remember seeing him score with a clean hit but he's always in the spot

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:28 (nine months ago) link

fucking Rob Jones must be getting his ULEZ paid for the next 10 years or something

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:35 (nine months ago) link

1 v 3 and he scores.

Hell of a flick but the ways we concede this year are maddening

Neanderthal, Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:38 (nine months ago) link

yes, absolutely shoddy bullshit

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:39 (nine months ago) link

just absolutely no guts to this Wolves team

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:41 (nine months ago) link

There's nobody assuming the leadership role at all

Neanderthal, Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:43 (nine months ago) link

and there it is

quite a Palacey performance, just kept in it until our touch and effort has got lazy and now look capable of picking us off at will

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:44 (nine months ago) link

Kalajdzic calmly demonstrating why he starts in front of Fabio as soon as he's match fit

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:56 (nine months ago) link

That's the shred of hope I'm clinging to

Neanderthal, Sunday, 3 September 2023 15:00 (nine months ago) link

why was havertz not booked for that exhibition lol

imago, Sunday, 3 September 2023 16:54 (nine months ago) link

cunts cunts cunts

(no way was that Garnacho goal offside)

Number None, Sunday, 3 September 2023 17:33 (nine months ago) link

otm a totally bullshit call- amidst imo a very decent ref/var performance besides in that second half

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 September 2023 17:43 (nine months ago) link

apart from not actually booking havertz as stated

imago, Sunday, 3 September 2023 17:46 (nine months ago) link

wasnt a clear dive either

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 September 2023 18:01 (nine months ago) link

thought garnacho was offside when I watched it initially but the replay made him look onside lol. arsenal first goal was lovely. what colour was utds kit? couldn't tell if it was green or black.

oh and the glazers deciding not to sell utd after all is such in character trolling of the fan base

oscar bravo, Sunday, 3 September 2023 19:21 (nine months ago) link

green and white (cos the club is shite)

Number None, Sunday, 3 September 2023 19:25 (nine months ago) link

I really don’t understand the commentary on motd/ten hag’s comments. Gabriel gets pulled to the ground… and that is a foul BY him?

sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 3 September 2023 21:56 (nine months ago) link

nah hes obstructing but its never enough for the goal to be overturned

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 September 2023 22:02 (nine months ago) link


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