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da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 September 2023 17:59 (one year ago) link

A cursory Google suggests this is the first time there have been three premier league hat tricks on the same day since Yeboah, Shearer and Fowler in 1995

Also, hahahah

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 2 September 2023 18:11 (one year ago) link

yeah howe's getting sacked isn't he?

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 2 September 2023 18:31 (one year ago) link

can he sing this song

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 September 2023 20:02 (one year ago) link

O'Neil has got a nemesis

New meme unlocked- Salernitana sporting director Morgan De Sanctis sends a message in English to the Wolverhampton manager for trying to convince Dia to join yesterday pic.twitter.com/6ZrRs3ksGy

— Francesco (@FRANCESCalciO_) September 2, 2023

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 September 2023 20:47 (one year ago) link

incredibly generous of Palace to decline the free goal we offered them

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 September 2023 13:18 (one year ago) link

pretty sure Cunha just made the same penile analogy with Dawson as I did

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 September 2023 13:45 (one year ago) link

just daydreaming about being 90 and still waiting for Wolves to have a striker

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 September 2023 13:46 (one year ago) link

I just turned it on.

Lol.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:15 (one year ago) link

fucks sake that's what happens when you've got one

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:16 (one year ago) link

Just wild to me that basically the Jimenez horror injury essentially began the drought and no coach has been able to solve it.

They weren't exactly Man City in 2019-2020 but 51 goals is better than...this

Neanderthal, Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:19 (one year ago) link

Raul looked a fair bit sharper in the Fulham highlights yesterday too

But the malaise looks deeper than one player tbh. We look like we're probably not gonna go down but are always on the verge of a relegation run

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:23 (one year ago) link

GET IN THERE

Neanderthal, Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:24 (one year ago) link

OMFG how much do I love Hwang

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:24 (one year ago) link

Off the shoulder goals vmic

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:25 (one year ago) link

Head and shoulders knees and goals

Neanderthal, Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:26 (one year ago) link

Can't remember seeing him score with a clean hit but he's always in the spot

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:28 (one year ago) link

fucking Rob Jones must be getting his ULEZ paid for the next 10 years or something

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:35 (one year ago) link

1 v 3 and he scores.

Hell of a flick but the ways we concede this year are maddening

Neanderthal, Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:38 (one year ago) link

yes, absolutely shoddy bullshit

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:39 (one year ago) link

just absolutely no guts to this Wolves team

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:41 (one year ago) link

There's nobody assuming the leadership role at all

Neanderthal, Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:43 (one year ago) link

and there it is

quite a Palacey performance, just kept in it until our touch and effort has got lazy and now look capable of picking us off at will

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:44 (one year ago) link

Kalajdzic calmly demonstrating why he starts in front of Fabio as soon as he's match fit

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:56 (one year ago) link

That's the shred of hope I'm clinging to

Neanderthal, Sunday, 3 September 2023 15:00 (one year ago) link

why was havertz not booked for that exhibition lol

imago, Sunday, 3 September 2023 16:54 (one year ago) link

cunts cunts cunts

(no way was that Garnacho goal offside)

Number None, Sunday, 3 September 2023 17:33 (one year ago) link

otm a totally bullshit call- amidst imo a very decent ref/var performance besides in that second half

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 September 2023 17:43 (one year ago) link

apart from not actually booking havertz as stated

imago, Sunday, 3 September 2023 17:46 (one year ago) link

wasnt a clear dive either

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 September 2023 18:01 (one year ago) link

thought garnacho was offside when I watched it initially but the replay made him look onside lol. arsenal first goal was lovely. what colour was utds kit? couldn't tell if it was green or black.

oh and the glazers deciding not to sell utd after all is such in character trolling of the fan base

oscar bravo, Sunday, 3 September 2023 19:21 (one year ago) link

green and white (cos the club is shite)

Number None, Sunday, 3 September 2023 19:25 (one year ago) link

I really don’t understand the commentary on motd/ten hag’s comments. Gabriel gets pulled to the ground… and that is a foul BY him?

sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 3 September 2023 21:56 (one year ago) link

nah hes obstructing but its never enough for the goal to be overturned

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 September 2023 22:02 (one year ago) link

exactly

oscar bravo, Monday, 4 September 2023 07:45 (one year ago) link

no complaints on the Arsenal goal. This should have been a pen though

Crazy 😂 pic.twitter.com/8AUPT3adhA

— UtdPlug (@UtdPlug) September 4, 2023

Didn't even get a replay

Number None, Monday, 4 September 2023 08:33 (one year ago) link

which was that, blocked for me

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 4 September 2023 11:29 (one year ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLS57JFGio8

Number None, Monday, 4 September 2023 12:35 (one year ago) link

could def see that either way but idk feel like if you get between the man and the ball and dont actually kick/punch/drag him down, you probably feel aggrieved as a defender if its given?

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 4 September 2023 13:46 (one year ago) link

Antony dropped from the Brazil team for allegedly beating up his girlfriend, jfc

NickB, Monday, 4 September 2023 22:32 (one year ago) link

Brazilian federation official statement on Antony dropped after investigation 🇧🇷

“In order to safeguard the alleged victim, the player, the Brazilian national team and the CBF, the organization informs that Antony has been removed from the Brazilian national team”. pic.twitter.com/5SYBSgGGDq

— Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) September 4, 2023

NickB, Monday, 4 September 2023 22:33 (one year ago) link

Looking for that Getafe deal obviously

sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Monday, 4 September 2023 22:48 (one year ago) link

reported details have me wondering how hes passing drug tests tbh

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 4 September 2023 22:58 (one year ago) link

Just raze the club to the ground and start again

Number None, Monday, 4 September 2023 23:46 (one year ago) link

Inside the VAR discussion on Nathan Ake's goal against Fulham 📺 pic.twitter.com/atLdPjaOwT

— Football Daily (@footballdaily) September 6, 2023

Number None, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 10:12 (one year ago) link

Inside the VAR discussion on Andre Onana's clash against Wolves 📺 pic.twitter.com/FVJt5niQ2n

— Football Daily (@footballdaily) September 6, 2023

Number None, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 10:18 (one year ago) link

Inside the VAR discussion on Kai Havertz' penalty appeal against Manchester United 📺 pic.twitter.com/YD9HqznNq4

— Football Daily (@footballdaily) September 6, 2023

Number None, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 10:19 (one year ago) link

my takeaway: Anthony Taylor's voice would go through you

Number None, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 10:25 (one year ago) link

ake- bullshit framing cunts

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 12:04 (one year ago) link

onana- bullshit framing cunts, more concerned with booking aggrieved manager cunts, normal collision fucking cunts

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 12:06 (one year ago) link


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