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backslaps in motion

― The Thin, Wild Mercury Rising (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 4 September 2023 18:54 (three years ago)

i THINK i started *I Love Vinyl*...it must have been me. kinda dead there now. but it's there.

― scott seward, Monday, 4 September 2023 18:56 (three years ago)

I stopped going to specific boards here a long time ago, always weird to hear references to ilm specifically or something... it’s all one place via “site new answers” for me. If I actually start a thread I’ll pay attention to where it belongs but that’s it.

― But his face would not turn into hot Kirby (Evan), Monday, 4 September 2023 20:12 (three years ago)

Right, it used to be a lot more important

― The Thin, Wild Mercury Rising (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 4 September 2023 20:18 (three years ago)

Still some threads bear the stigma of their original borad. Talking to you, I Love Film!

― The Thin, Wild Mercury Rising (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 4 September 2023 20:18 (three years ago)

iltrmb i miss ya ha.

long after erone is back in cars trains or like ebikes or personal drones, i’ll rep. maybe y’all do too, but it’s so dead there.

― you need magical thinking ay my name is david blaine (Hunt3r), Monday, 4 September 2023 20:45 (three years ago)

oh no

that is not at all what i meant re: skot

he is one of my absolutely favorite posters and i missed him over the last several years!

my bad for posting drunk (although that's not likely to stop me in the future)

anyway: i love you skot (and also i'm sorry that you & your wife are no longer running that radio station on the vinyard)

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 5 September 2023 03:21 (three years ago)

no problem. love you too. in the future i would like to be referred to as "once-prolific image-bomber" though.

and ironically i was JUST thinking last night about how drunk i used to be on ilx. i used to drink a lot. i can remember late at night covering one eye just so i could read ilx. i would search painstakingly for individual letters on the keyboard just to post something stupid. it could take hours!

i stopped getting drunk about 5 years ago though when i started my long painful non-smoking journey. and stopped drinking entirely last summer.

but i am all for drunk posting. drink and post away!

my non-smoking sorta coincided with me not being here. i wanted to die for about two years straight. it was ugly. but allswellthatendswell.

― scott seward, Tuesday, 5 September 2023 14:08 (three years ago)

look man we dont refer to ted kaczynski as the once prolific unabomber and we have to be fair

― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 September 2023 14:47 (three years ago)

Happy or goofy drunk posters are great, the rest not so much

― ydkb (gyac), Tuesday, 5 September 2023 14:51 (three years ago)

I’m sure there’s some good content on Gab too what’s your point

― deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 13:15 (three years ago)

I’m sure there’s some good content on Gab too what’s your point

― deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland)

citation needed

― Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 20:16 (three years ago)

ye are longer giving out about it at this stage but sher isnt that what ye like

― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 20:37 (three years ago)

Róisín, Róisín, Róisín, Róisín

I'm beggin' of you please don't take my thread

― Hereward the Woke (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 10 September 2023 19:50 (three years ago)

lord help us the thought that *that* was the bar has me in stitches and i do mean actual laughs out loud

― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 17:20 (three years ago)

It really says something about masculinity more than political purity

― sarahell, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 20:08 (three years ago)

#ilxhack: post a bad-faith polar distinction between two tweets that essentially express two parts of the same sentiment (distaste, followed by defiance) and, hours later, ILE will still be dancing to your little tune

― imago, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 20:16 (three years ago)

Haha I should have guessed who was responsible but I didn’t bother opening the thread

― ydkb (gyac), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 21:03 (three years ago)

dancing in my dick

― sarahell, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 21:05 (three years ago)

Got ILE on a string.

― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 21:16 (three years ago)

i can name one ilx hack if you know what i mean

― budo jeru, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 21:54 (three years ago)

I can name several.

#2: Counting chords to pretend you can evaluate the complexity of a piece of music.

#3: coming up with stupid recipes and poisoning yourself online for attention.

― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 14 September 2023 12:26 (three years ago)

big shoutout to all my fans

― imago, Thursday, 14 September 2023 12:31 (three years ago)

it comes down to this
your dick
your dick
and my dick
that gets under my dick

― sarahell, Thursday, 14 September 2023 15:29 (three years ago)

It's just dicks all the way down.

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 15 September 2023 21:38 (three years ago)

Good morning!!

― hat trick of trashiness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 September 2023 21:43 (three years ago)

IRL LOL on that one. Thank you.

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 15 September 2023 22:19 (three years ago)

y’all really aren’t doing this right, it has to be “my dick.” rarely on the original record do they use anything except the first person possessive, “Baker Dick”’s ‘diiiiiick’ being a notable exception

― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Friday, 15 September 2023 22:58 (three years ago)

Is this the US form of Bosom Manor, where just adding the phrase 'my dick' to a phrase makes everyone roll around in hysterics? Idgi.

― Slays two. Found gassed. Thinks of cat. (Chinaski), Saturday, 16 September 2023 08:23 (three years ago)

Bosom Manor is the US form of Bosom Manor.

― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Saturday, 16 September 2023 08:47 (three years ago)

i've been holding my tongue about this. TONGUE.

― imago, Saturday, 16 September 2023 09:05 (three years ago)

I don't even own-a my dick

― Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 September 2023 13:03 (three years ago)

the mydick guy

― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 16 September 2023 13:16 (three years ago)

^has the mydick touch

― Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 September 2023 13:23 (three years ago)

for tragedy linked to gold id check out the epl league man

― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 16 September 2023 13:29 (three years ago)

Lmao

― Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 September 2023 14:12 (three years ago)

It’s actually completely irrelevant and centers yourself rather than the actual issue

― brimstead, Saturday, 16 September 2023 16:56 (three years ago)

can we do Dave Marsh next?

― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Saturday, 16 September 2023 23:30 (three years ago)

Neither engage nor encourage

― omar little, Sunday, 17 September 2023 14:03 (three years ago)

evergreen advice

― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 17 September 2023 18:05 (three years ago)

Seconded

― The Thin, Wild Mercury Rising (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 17 September 2023 18:54 (three years ago)

Pavement: Edible or Not

― Kate (rushomancy), Monday, 18 September 2023 17:21 (three years ago)

when you find an old thread perfect to discuss the thing you want to discuss, rather than having to start a new thread, and it begins with a fairly offensive first post, so nah.....

― Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 September 2023 17:36 (three years ago)

This is a much different place than it was 20 years ago, that's for sure.

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 18 September 2023 17:52 (three years ago)

The whole internet is a different place than 20 years ago.

― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 18 September 2023 18:03 (three years ago)

Sure, but this is a single site that has, apparently, maintained its essential infrastructure while almost completely replacing its cast of characters.

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 18 September 2023 18:04 (three years ago)

Board lawyers (boring arseholes) insist you start an old thread rather than a new one and posts links to old ones.

Only problem is that people then respond to the og post than the revive

― Toshirō Nofune (The Seventh ILXorai), Monday, 18 September 2023 18:19 (three years ago)

xp that’s good though. Places can calcify. Sometimes you read a thread from twenty or even ten years ago and it’s pretty awful reading, you know? People also are too beholden to stuff like not bumping old threads out of respect for discussions for twenty years ago; and honestly? Who cares.

― ydkb (gyac), Monday, 18 September 2023 18:40 (three years ago)

Some old threads are best left unopened imo

― Toshirō Nofune (The Seventh ILXorai), Monday, 18 September 2023 18:47 (three years ago)

you can usually guess who and what 00s ILM is going to be repulsive about and how so it would be nice to have new threads as a general rule in those cases unless someone is actually willing to go through and delete the worst offenders

― Left, Monday, 18 September 2023 19:06 (three years ago)


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