Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here

Happy or goofy drunk posters are great, the rest not so much

I’m sure there’s some good content on Gab too what’s your point

I’m sure there’s some good content on Gab too what’s your point

― deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland)

citation needed

ye are longer giving out about it at this stage but sher isnt that what ye like

Róisín, Róisín, Róisín, Róisín

I'm beggin' of you please don't take my thread

lord help us the thought that *that* was the bar has me in stitches and i do mean actual laughs out loud

It really says something about masculinity more than political purity

#ilxhack: post a bad-faith polar distinction between two tweets that essentially express two parts of the same sentiment (distaste, followed by defiance) and, hours later, ILE will still be dancing to your little tune

Haha I should have guessed who was responsible but I didn’t bother opening the thread

dancing in my dick

Got ILE on a string.

i can name one ilx hack if you know what i mean

I can name several.

#2: Counting chords to pretend you can evaluate the complexity of a piece of music.

#3: coming up with stupid recipes and poisoning yourself online for attention.

big shoutout to all my fans

it comes down to this
your dick
your dick
and my dick
that gets under my dick

It's just dicks all the way down.

Good morning!!

IRL LOL on that one. Thank you.

y’all really aren’t doing this right, it has to be “my dick.” rarely on the original record do they use anything except the first person possessive, “Baker Dick”’s ‘diiiiiick’ being a notable exception

Is this the US form of Bosom Manor, where just adding the phrase 'my dick' to a phrase makes everyone roll around in hysterics? Idgi.

Bosom Manor is the US form of Bosom Manor.

i've been holding my tongue about this. TONGUE.

I don't even own-a my dick

the mydick guy

^has the mydick touch

for tragedy linked to gold id check out the epl league man

Lmao

It’s actually completely irrelevant and centers yourself rather than the actual issue

can we do Dave Marsh next?

Neither engage nor encourage

evergreen advice

Seconded

Pavement: Edible or Not

when you find an old thread perfect to discuss the thing you want to discuss, rather than having to start a new thread, and it begins with a fairly offensive first post, so nah.....

This is a much different place than it was 20 years ago, that's for sure.

The whole internet is a different place than 20 years ago.

Sure, but this is a single site that has, apparently, maintained its essential infrastructure while almost completely replacing its cast of characters.

Board lawyers (boring arseholes) insist you start an old thread rather than a new one and posts links to old ones.

Only problem is that people then respond to the og post than the revive

xp that’s good though. Places can calcify. Sometimes you read a thread from twenty or even ten years ago and it’s pretty awful reading, you know? People also are too beholden to stuff like not bumping old threads out of respect for discussions for twenty years ago; and honestly? Who cares.

Some old threads are best left unopened imo

you can usually guess who and what 00s ILM is going to be repulsive about and how so it would be nice to have new threads as a general rule in those cases unless someone is actually willing to go through and delete the worst offenders

even if the bad stuff is 20 years old and the current discussion is totally unrelated it's still a drag to see it at the top all the time and I'm sure it discourages many people from engaging more (which was the point at the time ofc)

Always go for a revive but I'm an old timer.

You can see how attitudes have changed (often for the better), while the world has gotten better (oh wait). It's a nice archive to be read by the people who will replace us (aliens).

My money is on cockroaches

Sure, but this is a single site that has, apparently, maintained its essential infrastructure while almost completely replacing its cast of characters.

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux)

even the essential infrastructure is a bit of a myth... the first time ilxors were referred to as "time lords" wasn't until seven years into the board's history, for instance.

I've never heard that term until now lol

I dunno, it seems like at one time there were a lot more self-important assholes who expressed "controversial" opinions for the sake of stirring shit. I might be wrong, though.

opinion writers: i know, i know, every opinion i've ever had was a giant piece of shit. but let me continue to be paid more than you will ever earn to grow and reflect on this experience of my abject shittiness

too bad he's a million years old and sounds like shit

What about Biden?

also a million but smart enough not to tour