Elon Musk

i think she gave birth to the first one then the other two were via surrogates

Techno Mechanicus is likely a Warhammer 40,000 reference.

https://www.indy100.com/celebrities/elon-musk-techno-mechanicus-grimes

Part of the ElonJizzAthon at yr local Tesla dealership.

Saw someone suggest that Elon prefers IVF so that he can choose the sex of the child, which ... tracks.

New season of Silicon Valley dropped

Remember all those technical glitches that caused Twitter to keep crashing around the new year, and also took down Musk’s Twitter Spaces with Ron DeSantis? Here’s what actually happened, according to @WalterIsaacson’s new book: https://t.co/tdcnAytHtG pic.twitter.com/Yez8TJmGHd

— Will Oremus (@WillOremus) September 10, 2023

this guys not right

I don't believe that microdosing ketamine is working out for him

"Depression is overdiagnosed in the US, but for some people it really is a brain chemistry issue," Musk tweeted in the early hours of Tuesday morning. "But zombifying people with SSRIs for sure happens way too much. From what I've seen with friends, ketamine taken occasionally is a better option."

some people are just babies but i have an actual problem, which i self medicate, and sometimes i take the medication recreationally, also im the richest man in the world

Really wish someone would make good on those assassination coordinates.

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some people are just babies but i have an actual problem, which i self medicate, and sometimes i take the medication recreationally, also im the richest man in the world

I'm a medical doctor. I own a mansion and a yacht.

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"zombifying people with SSRIs"

people who say stuff like this have clearly never taken an SSRI. They aren't fucking tranquilizers.

Does Must ever not talk completely out of his ass about anything tho

"zombifying people with SSRIs"

people who say stuff like this have clearly never taken an SSRI. They aren't fucking tranquilizers.

"Story continues below advertisement": Journalism in 2023 in four words.

It was definitely better all those years before 2023 when journalism was not financed by advertisements.

ya but they generally didn't used to have to sherpa you through the adverts to track down the actual writing so much

if people were debating whether or not I was a Nazi sympathizer I'd maybe give it a while before bringing up the fact that I also tortured monkeys to death

tortured sick monkeys to death

yeah but are you the richest man on Earth?

the more monkeys i torture the richer i get

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/walter-isaacson-elon-musk-biography.html

they deserve each other

It’s kind of a tribute to the impotence of the current animal rights movement that this chaos isn’t having red paint dimpled on him continuously.

Chaos = choad

Dumped ugh

love to chaos dimple lol

hello my evropa, my chaos dimple

re: the isaacson / nymag profile

https://bsky.app/profile/sifu.tweety.fish/post/3k74x22voka22

"Shawn McCreesh is a 2015 St. John’s journalism program graduate who has quickly worked his way to the coveted position of editorial assistant to Maureen Dowd at the New York Times."

McSheesh

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/09/11/elon-musk-moved-twitter-servers-himself-in-the-night-new-biography-details-his-maniacal-sense-of-urgency.html

i only saw the tweet upthread not the excerpt so applogies if this is a repost

isaacson amending the claim in his own book that musk shut of starlink. great stuff.

https://www.todayintabs.com/p/walter-isaacson-and-the-power-of

as much as I hate Elon, the Neocon framing of "Musk actually murdered Ukrainians by not enabling a military attack on Russia" is a bit much

some people may be saying that but the more common point is maybe its not that good for this one rando to have that much power

well yeah, but as far as I know he just got baited into offering the services on Twitter

Don't think he bid for a contract or anything

Yeah I love the framing of "Elon probably kept us out of a world war" — which is first of all almost certainly not true, but the better framing is "How the fuck did anyone let Elon get into a position to decide whether or not we have a world war?"

article upthread about various high level government functionaries quaking in fear at the sound of his name is wild stuff

Don't think he bid for a contract or anything

― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, September 12, 2023 10:11 AM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

oh well if theres no contract lol

I mean he volunteered to offer the service with the caveat that it not be used for offensive operations. If the US or Ukraine wanted an offensive system they would have set one up.

How this dipshit still manages to convince so many people to continually cape for him in the year 2023 will never cease to amaze me.

I mean he volunteered to offer the service with the caveat that it not be used for offensive operations. If the US or Ukraine wanted an offensive system they would have set one up.

fuck off table

maybe this one dumb bad guy shouldnt control all this stuff based on his drug and sleep deprived moods idk

exactly.

+ ideas from the worst people in the world

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F5b0TdmXYAAkIdI?format=jpg&name=medium

There was an NYT story a few weeks ago about what a shitshow it was to have a private citizen in charge of a shifting battle zone. Ukranian general were constantly on the phone to Musk requesting the service to be turned off or on in different areas depending on who was in control of what town or terrain.

they should send someone to kill him imo

Musk should not be in the position to make these decisions, but the US, which is dumping billions into the war, has chosen to rely on him.

smiley and felix leiter sat across from bond discussing ian miles cheong: "the licence just doesn't cover this, shir"

yeah wonder how exactly that happened, starlink is a one of a kind network much faster than the geosynchronous options, and then he just kinda offered it to ukraine, seems like it was convenient but came with some issues too lol xp

us gov can beam some internet down from planes but thats a whole thing that they would rather not be involved in im sure