Elon Musk

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"Story continues below advertisement": Journalism in 2023 in four words.

It was definitely better all those years before 2023 when journalism was not financed by advertisements.

Lumpy pillows, kiss my ass. Put that in your book (stevie), Monday, 11 September 2023 09:32 (one year ago)

ya but they generally didn't used to have to sherpa you through the adverts to track down the actual writing so much

xl bully romance (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 11 September 2023 10:29 (one year ago)

if people were debating whether or not I was a Nazi sympathizer I'd maybe give it a while before bringing up the fact that I also tortured monkeys to death

frogbs, Monday, 11 September 2023 14:12 (one year ago)

tortured sick monkeys to death

lag∞n, Monday, 11 September 2023 14:13 (one year ago)

yeah but are you the richest man on Earth?

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Monday, 11 September 2023 14:20 (one year ago)

the more monkeys i torture the richer i get

lag∞n, Monday, 11 September 2023 14:40 (one year ago)

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/walter-isaacson-elon-musk-biography.html

they deserve each other

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 11 September 2023 15:13 (one year ago)

It’s kind of a tribute to the impotence of the current animal rights movement that this chaos isn’t having red paint dimpled on him continuously.

deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 11 September 2023 15:19 (one year ago)

Chaos = choad

deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 11 September 2023 15:20 (one year ago)

Dumped ugh

deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 11 September 2023 15:20 (one year ago)

love to chaos dimple lol

lag∞n, Monday, 11 September 2023 15:22 (one year ago)

hello my evropa, my chaos dimple

difficult listening hour, Monday, 11 September 2023 15:24 (one year ago)

re: the isaacson / nymag profile

https://bsky.app/profile/sifu.tweety.fish/post/3k74x22voka22

"Shawn McCreesh is a 2015 St. John’s journalism program graduate who has quickly worked his way to the coveted position of editorial assistant to Maureen Dowd at the New York Times."

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 11 September 2023 15:50 (one year ago)

McSheesh

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Monday, 11 September 2023 16:09 (one year ago)

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/09/11/elon-musk-moved-twitter-servers-himself-in-the-night-new-biography-details-his-maniacal-sense-of-urgency.html

i only saw the tweet upthread not the excerpt so applogies if this is a repost

, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 02:10 (one year ago)

isaacson amending the claim in his own book that musk shut of starlink. great stuff.

https://www.todayintabs.com/p/walter-isaacson-and-the-power-of

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 03:03 (one year ago)

as much as I hate Elon, the Neocon framing of "Musk actually murdered Ukrainians by not enabling a military attack on Russia" is a bit much

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 14:02 (one year ago)

some people may be saying that but the more common point is maybe its not that good for this one rando to have that much power

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 14:03 (one year ago)

well yeah, but as far as I know he just got baited into offering the services on Twitter

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 14:10 (one year ago)

Don't think he bid for a contract or anything

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 14:11 (one year ago)

Yeah I love the framing of "Elon probably kept us out of a world war" — which is first of all almost certainly not true, but the better framing is "How the fuck did anyone let Elon get into a position to decide whether or not we have a world war?"

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 14:14 (one year ago)

article upthread about various high level government functionaries quaking in fear at the sound of his name is wild stuff

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 14:18 (one year ago)

Don't think he bid for a contract or anything

― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, September 12, 2023 10:11 AM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

oh well if theres no contract lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 14:21 (one year ago)

I mean he volunteered to offer the service with the caveat that it not be used for offensive operations. If the US or Ukraine wanted an offensive system they would have set one up.

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 14:30 (one year ago)

How this dipshit still manages to convince so many people to continually cape for him in the year 2023 will never cease to amaze me.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 14:34 (one year ago)

I mean he volunteered to offer the service with the caveat that it not be used for offensive operations. If the US or Ukraine wanted an offensive system they would have set one up.


Are you being serious?

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 14:35 (one year ago)

fuck off table

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 14:39 (one year ago)

maybe this one dumb bad guy shouldnt control all this stuff based on his drug and sleep deprived moods idk

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 14:40 (one year ago)

exactly.

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 14:40 (one year ago)

+ ideas from the worst people in the world

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F5b0TdmXYAAkIdI?format=jpg&name=medium

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 14:43 (one year ago)

There was an NYT story a few weeks ago about what a shitshow it was to have a private citizen in charge of a shifting battle zone. Ukranian general were constantly on the phone to Musk requesting the service to be turned off or on in different areas depending on who was in control of what town or terrain.

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 14:45 (one year ago)

they should send someone to kill him imo

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 14:45 (one year ago)

Musk should not be in the position to make these decisions, but the US, which is dumping billions into the war, has chosen to rely on him.

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 14:46 (one year ago)

smiley and felix leiter sat across from bond discussing ian miles cheong: "the licence just doesn't cover this, shir"

mark s, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 14:52 (one year ago)

yeah wonder how exactly that happened, starlink is a one of a kind network much faster than the geosynchronous options, and then he just kinda offered it to ukraine, seems like it was convenient but came with some issues too lol xp

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 14:54 (one year ago)

us gov can beam some internet down from planes but thats a whole thing that they would rather not be involved in im sure

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 15:00 (one year ago)

fuck off table


I honestly couldn’t tell, enjoy your FP

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 15:02 (one year ago)

Starlink entry on Wikipedia has now got me reading about Brilliant Pebbles which paved the way for Fucking Magnets.

nashwan, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 15:16 (one year ago)

xpost Sorry for lashing out Table

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 15:29 (one year ago)

all good Pres, despite our past disagreements and butting heads i harbor no ill will toward you, just fyi.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 15:32 (one year ago)

same here

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 15:33 (one year ago)

tbh the pop of ilx is so low now i'm guessing nobody could be fp'd off the site anymore

Lumpy pillows, kiss my ass. Put that in your book (stevie), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 15:36 (one year ago)

Serious question, since I've either never been FP'd (seems unlikely) or just don't know how it works — do you get notification of FPs? Or is it just that if there are sufficient #s the mods do something?

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 15:42 (one year ago)

the latter

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 15:44 (one year ago)

So kind of a Star Chamber system huh. Terrifying.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 15:53 (one year ago)

we have no choice but to abide by our shadowy overlords

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 15:56 (one year ago)

i’m not totally sure but i think the late great got
tempbanned over that kerfuffle

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 15:57 (one year ago)

no, he didn't

I Wanna Find an ILXor That'll Flag My Last Post Till I Have To Go (WmC), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 16:33 (one year ago)

Early days of Ukraine war had quite a few posters get temp banned, it's still possible you just need to work with the zeitgeist.

fwiw tipsy there's a thread where you can ask how many FPs you got and the mods will tell you.

Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 18:14 (one year ago)

We cannot inform you of the charges against you. Prepare your defense.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 19:36 (one year ago)


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