IRL LOL on that one. Thank you.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 15 September 2023 22:19 (one year ago) link
y’all really aren’t doing this right, it has to be “my dick.” rarely on the original record do they use anything except the first person possessive, “Baker Dick”’s ‘diiiiiick’ being a notable exception
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Friday, 15 September 2023 22:58 (one year ago) link
Is this the US form of Bosom Manor, where just adding the phrase 'my dick' to a phrase makes everyone roll around in hysterics? Idgi.
― Slays two. Found gassed. Thinks of cat. (Chinaski), Saturday, 16 September 2023 08:23 (one year ago) link
Bosom Manor is the US form of Bosom Manor.
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Saturday, 16 September 2023 08:47 (one year ago) link
i've been holding my tongue about this. TONGUE.
― imago, Saturday, 16 September 2023 09:05 (one year ago) link
I don't even own-a my dick
― Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 September 2023 13:03 (one year ago) link
the mydick guy
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 16 September 2023 13:16 (one year ago) link
^has the mydick touch
― Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 September 2023 13:23 (one year ago) link
for tragedy linked to gold id check out the epl league man
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 16 September 2023 13:29 (one year ago) link
Lmao
― Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 September 2023 14:12 (one year ago) link
It’s actually completely irrelevant and centers yourself rather than the actual issue
― brimstead, Saturday, 16 September 2023 16:56 (one year ago) link
can we do Dave Marsh next?
― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Saturday, 16 September 2023 23:30 (one year ago) link
Neither engage nor encourage
― omar little, Sunday, 17 September 2023 14:03 (one year ago) link
evergreen advice
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 17 September 2023 18:05 (one year ago) link
Seconded
― The Thin, Wild Mercury Rising (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 17 September 2023 18:54 (one year ago) link
Pavement: Edible or Not
― Kate (rushomancy), Monday, 18 September 2023 17:21 (one year ago) link
when you find an old thread perfect to discuss the thing you want to discuss, rather than having to start a new thread, and it begins with a fairly offensive first post, so nah.....
― Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 September 2023 17:36 (one year ago) link
This is a much different place than it was 20 years ago, that's for sure.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 18 September 2023 17:52 (one year ago) link
The whole internet is a different place than 20 years ago.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 18 September 2023 18:03 (one year ago) link
Sure, but this is a single site that has, apparently, maintained its essential infrastructure while almost completely replacing its cast of characters.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 18 September 2023 18:04 (one year ago) link
Board lawyers (boring arseholes) insist you start an old thread rather than a new one and posts links to old ones.
Only problem is that people then respond to the og post than the revive
― Toshirō Nofune (The Seventh ILXorai), Monday, 18 September 2023 18:19 (one year ago) link
xp that’s good though. Places can calcify. Sometimes you read a thread from twenty or even ten years ago and it’s pretty awful reading, you know? People also are too beholden to stuff like not bumping old threads out of respect for discussions for twenty years ago; and honestly? Who cares.
― ydkb (gyac), Monday, 18 September 2023 18:40 (one year ago) link
Some old threads are best left unopened imo
― Toshirō Nofune (The Seventh ILXorai), Monday, 18 September 2023 18:47 (one year ago) link
you can usually guess who and what 00s ILM is going to be repulsive about and how so it would be nice to have new threads as a general rule in those cases unless someone is actually willing to go through and delete the worst offenders
― Left, Monday, 18 September 2023 19:06 (one year ago) link
even if the bad stuff is 20 years old and the current discussion is totally unrelated it's still a drag to see it at the top all the time and I'm sure it discourages many people from engaging more (which was the point at the time ofc)
― Left, Monday, 18 September 2023 19:13 (one year ago) link
Always go for a revive but I'm an old timer.
You can see how attitudes have changed (often for the better), while the world has gotten better (oh wait). It's a nice archive to be read by the people who will replace us (aliens).
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 18 September 2023 19:26 (one year ago) link
My money is on cockroaches
― Hereward the Woke (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 18 September 2023 19:28 (one year ago) link
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux)
even the essential infrastructure is a bit of a myth... the first time ilxors were referred to as "time lords" wasn't until seven years into the board's history, for instance.
― Kate (rushomancy), Monday, 18 September 2023 19:31 (one year ago) link
I've never heard that term until now lol
I dunno, it seems like at one time there were a lot more self-important assholes who expressed "controversial" opinions for the sake of stirring shit. I might be wrong, though.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 18 September 2023 19:35 (one year ago) link
opinion writers: i know, i know, every opinion i've ever had was a giant piece of shit. but let me continue to be paid more than you will ever earn to grow and reflect on this experience of my abject shittiness
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 20 September 2023 14:36 (one year ago) link
too bad he's a million years old and sounds like shit
― I Wanna Find an ILXor That'll Flag My Last Post Till I Have To Go (WmC), Friday, 22 September 2023 14:54 (one year ago) link
What about Biden?
― hat trick of trashiness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 September 2023 15:03 (one year ago) link
also a million but smart enough not to tour
― I Wanna Find an ILXor That'll Flag My Last Post Till I Have To Go (WmC), Friday, 22 September 2023 15:33 (one year ago) link
I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful
― Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 September 2023 15:34 (one year ago) link
I will respect the spirit of the thread, but I am experiencing physical pain restraining myself from pointing out what's bad about some of these improvements. Please, someone, give me a cookie
― rob, Friday, 22 September 2023 15:58 (one year ago) link
rest assured, we aren't blind to the bad parts
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 22 September 2023 16:11 (one year ago) link
oh I know! in fact I'd written a whole thing about knowing that but deleted it (I guess it should've gone on the second second thoughts thread). to the extent I even have a point, I guess it is: I struggle to KIP lol
― rob, Friday, 22 September 2023 16:15 (one year ago) link
That thread is fine & has some interesting comments. That Viking thread needs to be shot into the sun. It’s so fucking laboured.
― ydkb (gyac), Friday, 22 September 2023 16:25 (one year ago) link
Oh here we go
― Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 September 2023 16:28 (one year ago) link
I hope that my posts made your eyes roll so hard you got dizzy
― Evan, Friday, 22 September 2023 16:29 (one year ago) link
ok, i'll come clean, i have no idea what KIP stands for ..
― mark e, Friday, 22 September 2023 16:51 (one year ago) link
Knowledge Is Power?Kissing In Public?
― StanM, Friday, 22 September 2023 16:53 (one year ago) link
Keep it perverted?
― Toshirō Nofune (The Seventh ILXorai), Friday, 22 September 2023 16:54 (one year ago) link
Knee-deep in Poop
― beard papa, Friday, 22 September 2023 16:55 (one year ago) link
(that was my post I had second thoughts about posting, so put it here)
killed in the course of posting
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 22 September 2023 16:56 (one year ago) link
ahh of course its Killer Indie Pop
― Toshirō Nofune (The Seventh ILXorai), Friday, 22 September 2023 16:57 (one year ago) link
ooh, i think i have figured it out.which means i get robs post now.carry on.
― mark e, Friday, 22 September 2023 17:08 (one year ago) link
There are lots of places to complain about shit - like, basically, every other thread
― Hereward the Woke (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 22 September 2023 18:18 (one year ago) link
Isn't "kip" a word in itself?
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 22 September 2023 18:18 (one year ago) link