Luton won't win the league - Premier League 2023/24

really shd've finished that half more than the 1 goal up

that's an incredibly restrained analysis should be three minimum

i'm trying to manage my all purpose anxiety which is aggravated enough whenever i watch us

i can only recommend appointing ange postecoglou as manager sorry if that doesnt help

great futuristic half-mullet from Matt Doherty here

the same half mullet fucked us against the dutch so tbh....

fuck sake

i know, i know

got the 2+ goals and the Salah assist, if Jota had managed one shot on target before getting subbed I'd be £110 richer. I need to stop doing these stupid fucking bets!

delighted for you :|

alas I didn't win shit, although I'd like to add I wasn't betting on a Wolves loss here.

oh right, yeah that is a lot of eggs in the one basket

cunt ref is it

ref and var total shameless cunts in this game tbh

simple obvious pen ignored, timewasting in the extreme not punished and spurs players booked for nothing

ref has booked sheff utd keeper for handling ourside box but utterly ignored ten mins of timewasting from him

just have clearly decided to help out poor lil shitkicker sheff utd today

maddison just booked for....holding his head at another shit decision

so any decent managers available?

you could have seen this coming, hard to ask players to beat the opposition when the ref is so clearly revelling in winding you up at a certain point

helluva day for away teams

More like Tenuous Hag than Ten Hag.

Daft long VAR review for a late Villa penalty. Ref sticks with giving it.

I don't think it should have been overturned but I'm biased

And now it's 3-1 Villa hahaha

Never in doubt!

ref still needs killing but yesss

ended that game with Bruno playing CB

Ten Hag was the real bald fraud in Manchester all along

happy for postecoglou and team that they managed to keep the head and pick through the passes for a decent winner, feels like a good mark of progress

but delighted for richarlison who is v much in the soldado bracket of it might not work out but it wont be for lack of trying

pic.twitter.com/Mh4NnFYcDk

— Alternative MUFC. (@AlternativeMUFC) September 17, 2023

Holy fuck that is wonderful. Put that twitter account in charge of motd

there used to be someone who did that for charlton highlights packages, who was both ruder and funnier than that

godawful first half from Wolves, bad tactics, bad execution, comedy own goal would have set the seal on it

Jesus Christ

thank fuck for Neto

be a miracle if we finish this game with 10 still on

Come on Wolves, I want Luton to finish the season with no points.

oh nice, a bullshit handball

fuck football tbh

Yep, sound pic.twitter.com/iU3xYK7Bsr

— KK (@_KKWWFC) September 23, 2023

Handball is about vibes more than guidelines, and a lot of people are feeling lol wolves rn

This is a cry for help pic.twitter.com/wHTGaWrumB

— Lucy (@LucyMuckyKnees) September 23, 2023

lol, no fruit flies on him!

has he considered making lemonade?

Never mind lemons, he's on tae plums at Chelsea.

anyone?

poch: https://www.iflscience.com/a-redditor-began-finding-strange-notes-they-turned-out-to-be-from-themself-58641

Chelsea so dire

I just want a goal please God. Let them lose 10-1 just give me a goal!!!

Ooh, we've not had a Chelsea fan on here in a bit lol

I'm prepared to take that bargain as long as the one goal doesn't involve Mudryk, I can't take conceding to the second coming of Gabriel Agbonlahor

Yeah I’ve kept it to myself for obvious reasons, but I figure this current downward spiral is the most appropriate time for it to come out. It’s a family affair since the 70s so give me some grace

Muddy put in a cracker of a potential assist earlier. A nice change of pace from his normal dribble-lose-ball strategy