Luton won't win the league - Premier League 2023/24

happy for postecoglou and team that they managed to keep the head and pick through the passes for a decent winner, feels like a good mark of progress

but delighted for richarlison who is v much in the soldado bracket of it might not work out but it wont be for lack of trying

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— Alternative MUFC. (@AlternativeMUFC) September 17, 2023

Holy fuck that is wonderful. Put that twitter account in charge of motd

there used to be someone who did that for charlton highlights packages, who was both ruder and funnier than that

godawful first half from Wolves, bad tactics, bad execution, comedy own goal would have set the seal on it

Jesus Christ

thank fuck for Neto

be a miracle if we finish this game with 10 still on

Come on Wolves, I want Luton to finish the season with no points.

oh nice, a bullshit handball

fuck football tbh

Yep, sound pic.twitter.com/iU3xYK7Bsr

— KK (@_KKWWFC) September 23, 2023

Handball is about vibes more than guidelines, and a lot of people are feeling lol wolves rn

This is a cry for help pic.twitter.com/wHTGaWrumB

— Lucy (@LucyMuckyKnees) September 23, 2023

lol, no fruit flies on him!

has he considered making lemonade?

Never mind lemons, he's on tae plums at Chelsea.

anyone?

poch: https://www.iflscience.com/a-redditor-began-finding-strange-notes-they-turned-out-to-be-from-themself-58641

Chelsea so dire

I just want a goal please God. Let them lose 10-1 just give me a goal!!!

Ooh, we've not had a Chelsea fan on here in a bit lol

I'm prepared to take that bargain as long as the one goal doesn't involve Mudryk, I can't take conceding to the second coming of Gabriel Agbonlahor

Yeah I’ve kept it to myself for obvious reasons, but I figure this current downward spiral is the most appropriate time for it to come out. It’s a family affair since the 70s so give me some grace

Muddy put in a cracker of a potential assist earlier. A nice change of pace from his normal dribble-lose-ball strategy

Goodnight all

Is roman abramovich low key goated when running a successful football club is the vibe

The lemons appear to be on the pitch.

gonna need a fresh batch of lemons on Monday, the ones there will be mouldy by then

Things have turned sour at Chelsea this season.

'That is a penalty'

Sheff Utd 0-3 Newcastle

Clinton Morrison

Former Republic of Ireland striker on BBC Radio 5 Live

That is a penalty. He catches him. That is a penalty.

He kicked him and that is a penalty.

Poch is living his zest life

Come on NUFC, give us double figures.

I thought about turning this off at 3-0, so glad I didn't.

my new lodger, a Sheffield United season ticket holder, has taken the train up from Cambridge to see this

Some consolation for gammon utd, a big newcastle win will annoy the wokes

having played sheffield united a few times in recent seasons and built a sort of recognition of their fans, players and the club as a whole in that time, fuck sheffield united and their goblin story year in the top league

so thats not a handball by gordon

cool cool

nketiah tackle is red all day imo

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— Michael Cox (@Zonal_Marking) September 24, 2023

hes right in one of those screengrabs

hes right in one of those screengrabs

we really do have to

i won't hear a bad word about PGMOL

cos i'm not sure how deep the conspiracy goes

The tipping point for Arsenal surely came at the end of last season. Shortly after getting pumped 3-0 by Brighton to further derail their Premier League title challenge, Mikel Arteta called a press conference on 19 May to announce the “newest member of the Arsenal family” at their Colney training ground, a chocolate labrador named Win. “I carefully chose the dog and in my opinion it’s the perfect representative of who we are right now. Her name is Win, we all love winning and Win needs a lot of love. So the love for Win, that was basically the feeling.” The following day, Arsenal lost at Nottingham Forest, gift-wrapping the title for Manchester City.

No more loser dog than a chocolate Labrador (I say with love for chocolate Labradors as a previous owner). Doomed

Are today's football managers all on psychedelics or something?

holy shit, Brighton on the end of the second worst beating of the day

oh ffs not Dave Edwards on pundit duty again

Neto on the wrong side again, just fuck off O'Neil for fuck's sake