"Kip" also means bed - which is Scottish. "Kip" as shithole is Irish.
― I Left My Harp In Sam Frank's Disco (Tom D.), Friday, 22 September 2023 18:42 (one year ago) link
"Scratcher" also means bed in Scotland.
― Toshirō Nofune (The Seventh ILXorai), Friday, 22 September 2023 18:51 (one year ago) link
as does "wanking chariot"
As I get older, I feel more and more that I am in liminal time.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 22 September 2023 18:53 (one year ago) link
Kip is also the Dutch word for chicken.
― StanM, Friday, 22 September 2023 19:22 (one year ago) link
Don't forget "funnyman" Kip Addotta.
― Halfway there but for you, Friday, 22 September 2023 19:38 (one year ago) link
Kip Winger definitely stands for shithole
― Toshirō Nofune (The Seventh ILXorai), Friday, 22 September 2023 19:39 (one year ago) link
They didn't curse me for nothin'
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 29 September 2023 21:48 (one year ago) link
so you used that slur intentionally? I was going to give you the benefit of the doubt
― rob, Friday, 29 September 2023 21:50 (one year ago) link
my fave song that mentions kip winger is by harvey danger:
"I went to see Kip Winger!He said, "In my day we knew how to party; bands today, c'mon, not hardly."He had a back-up singer (doo doo doo doo)He said, "The metal scene is a disgraceBut I ain't got no dog in that race!"
― scott seward, Friday, 29 September 2023 22:17 (one year ago) link
Good heavens how do you folks keep track of all the opinion writers out there and instantly know who is bad vs. good vs. okay
― The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 2 October 2023 12:37 (one year ago) link
Google [writer name] "Irag war"
― kirsten gilla band (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 2 October 2023 16:20 (one year ago) link
*Iraq
They’re all bad.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 2 October 2023 18:01 (one year ago) link
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/515XYLLFUkL.jpg
― read-only (unperson), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 14:18 (one year ago) link
Wasn't he in a band with Steve Sill and Graham "Cracker" Nast?
― The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 15:17 (one year ago) link
"odd form of group think morality" is one way to frame it. the other, more accurate way might be "rightfully called out for a shitty post".
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 16:10 (one year ago) link
i'm gonna exoticize you so hard .... still a gem after all these years ... <3 u roxymuzak
― sarahell, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 17:09 (one year ago) link
spoken in the voice of Buffalo Bill
― hat trick of trashiness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 17:17 (one year ago) link
can't believe nobody's mentioned insane clown posse
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 19:37 (one year ago) link
Imago, we told the two people who were ruining the vibe on that Cardiacs Discord server you just mentioned to fuck off (and they didn't thank us in the end). So, could you come back now? Everyone misses you.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 19:45 (one year ago) link
ah geez
― imago, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 20:37 (one year ago) link
i mean, true. i'm more of a kip girl myself, and would prefer to focus on the knowledge that every day, capitalism moves closer and closer to its inexorable doom at the hands of the international proletariat.
― Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 5 October 2023 19:58 (one year ago) link
be careful what you wish for
― sarahell, Friday, 6 October 2023 17:43 (one year ago) link
For you will surely get it.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 6 October 2023 17:44 (one year ago) link
and then sticks a cookie up his ass (yeah)
― Halfway there but for you, Friday, 6 October 2023 19:31 (one year ago) link
Worm sticks his head out and says, “Hey, where’s the cookie?”
― Dose of Thunderwords (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 7 October 2023 19:56 (eleven months ago) link
https://www.fpcomplete.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/FPC_Logo_Straight_coral-white-1024x256.png
― papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 7 October 2023 23:17 (eleven months ago) link
can you please use other words to describe this
― c u (crüt), Sunday, 8 October 2023 12:57 (eleven months ago) link
fuck me, there's a take
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 8 October 2023 20:31 (eleven months ago) link
Don’t stop FPiiiiiin
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 9 October 2023 03:23 (eleven months ago) link
The well-formed joke would have been "sharks, explosions, or Thomas Jane" but alas
― peace, man, Monday, 9 October 2023 10:37 (eleven months ago) link
the continued evolution of this thread proves that the FP system either has too high of a threshold, or not enough people are clicking it
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 9 October 2023 14:40 (eleven months ago) link
Guys we did it
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 9 October 2023 15:29 (eleven months ago) link
The system works
Might be me next but fuck it I'll go
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 9 October 2023 15:31 (eleven months ago) link
https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/articles/bart-shock.jpg
― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Monday, 9 October 2023 21:34 (eleven months ago) link
I would have been much readier with the FP button here twenty years ago. From all appearances, this place has changed a lot.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 9 October 2023 22:10 (eleven months ago) link
i don't care what it says in the special edition, chapman shot first
― Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 10 October 2023 14:20 (eleven months ago) link
I have the correct number of posts in this thread, and am glad they both are about Spielberg and not this movie
― insert nothing here (Eric H.), Tuesday, 10 October 2023 18:48 (eleven months ago) link
(re: US House Speaker candidates owning fast food franchises)Doesn't anyone from the former slavery states own 5 guys anymore?
― StanM, Friday, 13 October 2023 00:49 (eleven months ago) link
Not clear what you mean, StanM. Five Guys was, and is, a Virginia creation.
― The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 13 October 2023 13:32 (eleven months ago) link
it was a bad attempt at a joke about slavery but I stopped myself before posting it in the politics thread
― StanM, Friday, 13 October 2023 15:13 (eleven months ago) link
Okay. My wife and I have a running gag about Five Guys but it is a different vibe.
Do you want five guys?
I could eat five guys.
Sorry, I don't have the appetite for five guys.
Could we maybe just have four guys?
Etc.
It's in poor taste but sometimes it works.
― The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 13 October 2023 15:44 (eleven months ago) link
Israel to World: "Suck It." [Started by Nitsuh in December 2001, last updated three minutes ago by The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin)] 532 new answersPosts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here [Started by bamcquern in September 2009, last updated fourteen minutes ago by The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin)] 15 new answers
btw, no.
― Mark G, Friday, 13 October 2023 16:00 (eleven months ago) link
Israel in the conference room? I'd like to suck on some of that!
― peace, man, Friday, 13 October 2023 23:35 (eleven months ago) link
so a good insult for when you're with your bros, and maybe one of your bros isn't being the best bro they could be, is making hard eye contact and asking, "bro why are you being such a crotch?"
― the adventures of Yari and ixa. (Austin), Saturday, 14 October 2023 23:51 (eleven months ago) link
I have seen several headlines about Ecuador electing a "millennial banana heir" as president.
My most wholesome thoughts are with the people of the Republic of Ecuador. May they survive and thrive. I wish them peace and prosperity.
That said, my stupid dad-joke pun-brain is going freaking WILD, yo.
Like, is a "millennial banana heir" someone who inherited thousand-year-old bananas? Or merely someone who has inherited bananas that were born around the year 2000?
And... hear me out.. isn't there a common phrase for a republic run by a banana magnate? Maybe, um, could one potentially call it.. a... republic of bananas?
― The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 16 October 2023 01:22 (eleven months ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UYgORr5Qhg
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 16 October 2023 01:26 (eleven months ago) link
reddit's weather reports suck and the sports is all homers rly
― i'd meet u where u are, but that place really sucks (Hunt3r), Monday, 16 October 2023 21:28 (eleven months ago) link