Luton won't win the league - Premier League 2023/24

has he considered making lemonade?

Never mind lemons, he's on tae plums at Chelsea.

anyone?

poch: https://www.iflscience.com/a-redditor-began-finding-strange-notes-they-turned-out-to-be-from-themself-58641

Chelsea so dire

I just want a goal please God. Let them lose 10-1 just give me a goal!!!

Ooh, we've not had a Chelsea fan on here in a bit lol

I'm prepared to take that bargain as long as the one goal doesn't involve Mudryk, I can't take conceding to the second coming of Gabriel Agbonlahor

Yeah I’ve kept it to myself for obvious reasons, but I figure this current downward spiral is the most appropriate time for it to come out. It’s a family affair since the 70s so give me some grace

Muddy put in a cracker of a potential assist earlier. A nice change of pace from his normal dribble-lose-ball strategy

Goodnight all

Is roman abramovich low key goated when running a successful football club is the vibe

The lemons appear to be on the pitch.

gonna need a fresh batch of lemons on Monday, the ones there will be mouldy by then

Things have turned sour at Chelsea this season.

'That is a penalty'

Sheff Utd 0-3 Newcastle

Clinton Morrison

Former Republic of Ireland striker on BBC Radio 5 Live

That is a penalty. He catches him. That is a penalty.

He kicked him and that is a penalty.

Poch is living his zest life

Come on NUFC, give us double figures.

I thought about turning this off at 3-0, so glad I didn't.

my new lodger, a Sheffield United season ticket holder, has taken the train up from Cambridge to see this

Some consolation for gammon utd, a big newcastle win will annoy the wokes

having played sheffield united a few times in recent seasons and built a sort of recognition of their fans, players and the club as a whole in that time, fuck sheffield united and their goblin story year in the top league

so thats not a handball by gordon

cool cool

nketiah tackle is red all day imo

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— Michael Cox (@Zonal_Marking) September 24, 2023

hes right in one of those screengrabs

hes right in one of those screengrabs

we really do have to

i won't hear a bad word about PGMOL

cos i'm not sure how deep the conspiracy goes

The tipping point for Arsenal surely came at the end of last season. Shortly after getting pumped 3-0 by Brighton to further derail their Premier League title challenge, Mikel Arteta called a press conference on 19 May to announce the “newest member of the Arsenal family” at their Colney training ground, a chocolate labrador named Win. “I carefully chose the dog and in my opinion it’s the perfect representative of who we are right now. Her name is Win, we all love winning and Win needs a lot of love. So the love for Win, that was basically the feeling.” The following day, Arsenal lost at Nottingham Forest, gift-wrapping the title for Manchester City.

No more loser dog than a chocolate Labrador (I say with love for chocolate Labradors as a previous owner). Doomed

Are today's football managers all on psychedelics or something?

holy shit, Brighton on the end of the second worst beating of the day

oh ffs not Dave Edwards on pundit duty again

Neto on the wrong side again, just fuck off O'Neil for fuck's sake

ok i take it back

its an art man

great to see a ref refusing to be intimidated by the home crowd and giving us fuck all

can we play these every week?

Wow @ that sequence

my chest is in knots

gods i needed this

quite the day of results eh

can't even begrudge the croydon lot

much

Hell yes

quality trolling of Pep

"THE KOREAN GUY" pic.twitter.com/nd6WrdyEbc

— Wolves (@Wolves) September 30, 2023

Everton iced by Luton

Luton out of the relegation zone

I reckon I might watch Match of the Day tonight, maybe do some high-grade resentful screeching about media agendas when Villa-Brighton's only on second