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my fave song that mentions kip winger is by harvey danger:

"I went to see Kip Winger!
He said, "In my day we knew how to party; bands today, c'mon, not hardly."
He had a back-up singer (doo doo doo doo)
He said, "The metal scene is a disgrace
But I ain't got no dog in that race!"

Good heavens how do you folks keep track of all the opinion writers out there and instantly know who is bad vs. good vs. okay

Google [writer name] "Irag war"

*Iraq

They’re all bad.

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Wasn't he in a band with Steve Sill and Graham "Cracker" Nast?

"odd form of group think morality" is one way to frame it. the other, more accurate way might be "rightfully called out for a shitty post".

i'm gonna exoticize you so hard .... still a gem after all these years ... <3 u roxymuzak

spoken in the voice of Buffalo Bill

can't believe nobody's mentioned insane clown posse

Imago, we told the two people who were ruining the vibe on that Cardiacs Discord server you just mentioned to fuck off (and they didn't thank us in the end). So, could you come back now? Everyone misses you.

ah geez

i mean, true. i'm more of a kip girl myself, and would prefer to focus on the knowledge that every day, capitalism moves closer and closer to its inexorable doom at the hands of the international proletariat.

be careful what you wish for

For you will surely get it.

and then sticks a cookie up his ass (yeah)

Worm sticks his head out and says, “Hey, where’s the cookie?”

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can you please use other words to describe this

fuck me, there's a take

Don’t stop
FPiiiiiin

The well-formed joke would have been "sharks, explosions, or Thomas Jane" but alas

the continued evolution of this thread proves that the FP system either has too high of a threshold, or not enough people are clicking it

Guys we did it

The system works

Might be me next but fuck it I'll go

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I would have been much readier with the FP button here twenty years ago. From all appearances, this place has changed a lot.

i don't care what it says in the special edition, chapman shot first

I have the correct number of posts in this thread, and am glad they both are about Spielberg and not this movie

(re: US House Speaker candidates owning fast food franchises)
Doesn't anyone from the former slavery states own 5 guys anymore?

Not clear what you mean, StanM. Five Guys was, and is, a Virginia creation.

it was a bad attempt at a joke about slavery but I stopped myself before posting it in the politics thread

Okay. My wife and I have a running gag about Five Guys but it is a different vibe.

Do you want five guys?

I could eat five guys.

Sorry, I don't have the appetite for five guys.

Could we maybe just have four guys?

Etc.

It's in poor taste but sometimes it works.

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btw, no.

Israel in the conference room? I'd like to suck on some of that!

so a good insult for when you're with your bros, and maybe one of your bros isn't being the best bro they could be, is making hard eye contact and asking, "bro why are you being such a crotch?"

I have seen several headlines about Ecuador electing a "millennial banana heir" as president.

My most wholesome thoughts are with the people of the Republic of Ecuador. May they survive and thrive. I wish them peace and prosperity.

That said, my stupid dad-joke pun-brain is going freaking WILD, yo.

Like, is a "millennial banana heir" someone who inherited thousand-year-old bananas? Or merely someone who has inherited bananas that were born around the year 2000?

And... hear me out.. isn't there a common phrase for a republic run by a banana magnate? Maybe, um, could one potentially call it.. a... republic of bananas?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UYgORr5Qhg

reddit's weather reports suck and the sports is all homers rly

Ignore narcissists

And... hear me out.. isn't there a common phrase for a republic run by a banana magnate? Maybe, um, could one potentially call it.. a... republic of bananas?

― The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin)

why blame capitalism when you can just blame millennials instead

Ok but what is post-Netanyahu?

(That snuffling sound you hear is me trying in vain to stifle stupid dad jokes like netangoogle, netanbing, etc.; shit is serious.)

Netscape 2.0

a libertarian?

a librarian?

a mosquito?

my libido.

yeah!