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Worm sticks his head out and says, “Hey, where’s the cookie?”

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can you please use other words to describe this

fuck me, there's a take

Don’t stop
FPiiiiiin

The well-formed joke would have been "sharks, explosions, or Thomas Jane" but alas

the continued evolution of this thread proves that the FP system either has too high of a threshold, or not enough people are clicking it

Guys we did it

The system works

Might be me next but fuck it I'll go

https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/articles/bart-shock.jpg

I would have been much readier with the FP button here twenty years ago. From all appearances, this place has changed a lot.

i don't care what it says in the special edition, chapman shot first

I have the correct number of posts in this thread, and am glad they both are about Spielberg and not this movie

(re: US House Speaker candidates owning fast food franchises)
Doesn't anyone from the former slavery states own 5 guys anymore?

Not clear what you mean, StanM. Five Guys was, and is, a Virginia creation.

it was a bad attempt at a joke about slavery but I stopped myself before posting it in the politics thread

Okay. My wife and I have a running gag about Five Guys but it is a different vibe.

Do you want five guys?

I could eat five guys.

Sorry, I don't have the appetite for five guys.

Could we maybe just have four guys?

Etc.

It's in poor taste but sometimes it works.

Israel to World: "Suck It." [Started by Nitsuh in December 2001, last updated three minutes ago by The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin)] 532 new answers
Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here [Started by bamcquern in September 2009, last updated fourteen minutes ago by The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin)] 15 new answers

btw, no.

Israel in the conference room? I'd like to suck on some of that!

so a good insult for when you're with your bros, and maybe one of your bros isn't being the best bro they could be, is making hard eye contact and asking, "bro why are you being such a crotch?"

I have seen several headlines about Ecuador electing a "millennial banana heir" as president.

My most wholesome thoughts are with the people of the Republic of Ecuador. May they survive and thrive. I wish them peace and prosperity.

That said, my stupid dad-joke pun-brain is going freaking WILD, yo.

Like, is a "millennial banana heir" someone who inherited thousand-year-old bananas? Or merely someone who has inherited bananas that were born around the year 2000?

And... hear me out.. isn't there a common phrase for a republic run by a banana magnate? Maybe, um, could one potentially call it.. a... republic of bananas?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UYgORr5Qhg

reddit's weather reports suck and the sports is all homers rly

Ignore narcissists

And... hear me out.. isn't there a common phrase for a republic run by a banana magnate? Maybe, um, could one potentially call it.. a... republic of bananas?

― The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin)

why blame capitalism when you can just blame millennials instead

Ok but what is post-Netanyahu?

(That snuffling sound you hear is me trying in vain to stifle stupid dad jokes like netangoogle, netanbing, etc.; shit is serious.)

Netscape 2.0

a libertarian?

a librarian?

a mosquito?

my libido.

yeah!

My tuxedo, an albedo, tiny Speedo, Han shot Greedo

yeah!

GOMER PYLE
GOMER PYLE
GOMER PYLE
GOMER PYLE

have they tried singing Imagine at Hamas

just typo'd king crimson as king crumsob and now thinking "welp that's what i have to call them for the rest of time"

king crywank

it was very tempting to pun something about ears of corn when I found out there's a deaf cornhole competition - but then this turned out to be about mass shooting victims so not the time & place for jokes :-/

King Crumsob haha

In the Hole of the Moping Crum

gah, just mixed up KC and Grieg again, lol

King Crumsbob (cos he is, by all or many accounts)

i know that a surprising percentage of trucks are trans, but this is the first time i've seen a _4chan_ trans truck

(less surprising are the number of truckers who are... _gender non-conforming_)

king crywank

― scanner darkly

what's with "crywank", anyway? "tearjerker" not a good enough word?

borrowed from the “Artists You've Written Off/Pointedly Ignored because of their name” thread

ain't going to that thread but i do hope there is a band called the crywankers now

Chris Martin side project