i saw mommy kissing santos (george)

That's my guy.

A star that burns twice as bright burns half as long.

xp it’ll be Evan Peters in a fat suit and he’ll still somehow win an Emmy

Trump - Santos 2024

Santos - Trump

Marat/Sade

Santos-Santorum

I don't practice santosria

I do not sniff the coke I only smoke santosmilla

meanwhile:
i saw mommy kissing santos (george) in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me

shd have written more of it (any of it) down the moment i woke but i had a long dream last night strongly featuring santos (george) up to his tricks

This story in short: Santos well into "Can I Borrow A Feeling" mode:

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/10/22/nyregion/george-santos-interview.html

Weird, true DC story thread:

I began my career working for a member of Congress, and I still have an account with the Congressional credit union. I needed to go to one of their branches yesterday afternoon, so I drove up to the Hill…..

— Ian Larsen (@Ian_Larsen) October 24, 2023

A fraudster hanging around in a bank

It's where the money is!

too bad non-twitter-users can't find out what happened in that presumably amazing story

Santos killed a puppy

that monster!

The thing I keep marveling at is that Santos allegedly DID kill someone’s dog

too bad non-twitter-users can't find out what happened in that presumably amazing story

https://nitter.net/Ian_Larsen/status/1716848789841969363

this dude gives me Martin Shkreli vibes. he just comes off like he's playing a character in a movie all the time. but it's one of those movies that shitty people constantly learn the wrong message from

Yeah, like Wolf of Wall Street, but instead of a wolf it's a mangy stray dog.

The way Elon came after my meme with that community note is abhorrent.

— Rep. George Santos (@RepSantosNY03) October 25, 2023

come at me bro

Everything has an end in life.

— George Santos (@MrSantosNY) October 26, 2023

he's about to Budd Dwyer a Santos lookalike

he survived goddammit wtf

A Republican-led effort to oust Rep. George Santos (R-N.Y.) from office failed on Wednesday, allowing the embattled GOP lawmaker to stay in the House despite mounting legal and political trouble.

The chamber voted 179-213-19 on a resolution to oust Santos from office, far short of the two-thirds threshold needed to expel a member of Congress.

I can see why Dems voted to keep him around, actually

If there was a single ounce of ETHICS in the “Ethics committee”, they would have not released this biased report. The Committee went to extraordinary lengths to smear myself and my legal team about me not being forthcoming (My legal bills suggest otherwise).

It is a disgusting…

— George Santos (@MrSantosNY) November 16, 2023

If there was a single ounce of ETHICS in the “Ethics committee”, they would have not released this biased report. The Committee went to extraordinary lengths to smear myself and my legal team about me not being forthcoming (My legal bills suggest otherwise).

It is a disgusting politicized smear that shows the depths of how low our federal government has sunk. Everyone who participated in this grave miscarriage of Justice should all be ashamed of themselves.

We the People desperately need an Article V Constitutional Convention.

We are quickly approaching $34 trillion dollars in debt, the government is continuously on the verge of a shutdown, our southern border is wide open, our current President is the head of an influence peddling crime family, and all this Congress wants to do is attack their political enemies with tit for tat unconstitutional censures, impeachments, expulsions and ethics investigations. THE TIME IS NOW FOR THE STATES TO RISE UP AND COMMENCE AN ARTICLE V CONSTITUTIONAL CONVENTION!

I’ve come to expect vitriol like this from political opposition but not from the hallowed halls of public service.

I will remain steadfast in fighting for my rights and for defending my name in the face of adversity. I am humbled yet again and reminded that I am human and I have flaws, but I will not stand by as I am stoned by those who have flaws themselves. I will continue on my mission to serve my constituents up until I am allowed. I will however NOT be seeking re-election for a second term in 2024 as my family deserves better than to be under the gun from the press all the time.

Public service life was never a goal or a dream, but I stepped up to the occasion when I felt my country needed it most. I will 100% continue to maintain my commitment to my conservative values in my remaining time in Congress.

They went and did it. They took down the last good man.

I have a feeling Santos is going to end up being the leader of a group of survivors in post-Apocalyptic America.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/499/396/e70.jpg

he lived the creed. more than you can say about the rest of us.

xxp i was just thinking how this guy is Danny McBride character and that's exactly what happened to him in This is the End.

https://i.imgur.com/TOe6mS8.png

the muppet that made falun glem weep

*MR* muppet that made falun glem weep

“to smear myself” literally made me guffaw

"My legal bills suggest otherwise" for December thread title.

he was carrying a baby around again the other day!

That was Lil' Grand-Boebert, iirc.

Wonder if Santos will just burn every bridge on the way out, pack his pockets from the capital cafeteria, steal equipment from the office, show up in his bathrobe, if he bothers to show up at all.

this is him and i want him to carry on this way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtfHaJKW1zQ

DeSantis ain't the only guy stuffing his pockets with chicken tenders!

Love me tenders, love me meat
Never let me go
You have made my life complete
And I love you so

So he's saying we won't have George Santos to kick around any more?

After the $50,000 from RedStone was deposited into Representative Santos’ personal accounts, the funds were used to, among other things: pay down personal credit card bills and other debt; make a $4,127.80 purchase at Hermes; and for smaller purchases at Only Fans; Sephora; and for meals and for parking.

legend.

Sephora is like “don’t bring me into this mess”

hell, OnlyFans is too!

one of the western world's grandest grifters

Santos is totally starting an OnlyFans once he's out of office.

Can't help but think his whole campaign/term has been some long-game reboot of Candid Camera and the lapel-cam footage is going to be hilarious when it comes out in early '25.