Luton won't win the league - Premier League 2023/24

I've said it before but every time Sa reaches for a high ball over opposing strikers I flinch

problem is, so does he

dive

Hwang an all time stupid touch but once again we're hard done by VAR

i had the sound down cos my mom was on the phone but idk, didn't look a clear and obvious error, looked different depending on the angle, Hwang's foot skidded

anyway, Sasa for the late winner

Toti playing like a number 10, Hwang I love you man

Ah shit that's us fucked til Christmas

Sasa Vs Burn the Kaiju we've been waiting for

Wolves surprisingly tough to beat for such a shit team

Same points as Chelsea lol

kicking myself we missed the opportunity to go above them

i hope we're this shit for the rest of the season. you could see those last 15 minutes without Neto doesn't bode well for November/December tho, assuming it's his hamstring

i would be feeling pretty easy in my mind about their prospects this season given some of the other turds that are clogging up the pipes in and around the relegation zone. retrench and come back with some new ideas next year. admittedly it's not a particularly gripping vision for the current season

plenty of our fans were giving it "we're doomed" before we'd kicked a ball. we look like a good shout for a top half finish at the moment so yeah, i'll take a season of steady improvement and continue to fantasize about what it'd be like if we had a proper number 9

the non harry kane team

only about a dozen proper 9s out there worldwide though, if that. Nakhchivan, we need a taxonomy of strikers inclusive of a definitive ruling on what constitutes a "proper 9". you slacker

when the season is right, and under a gardener of the right ken (mon bring such) can the big put forth his mighty branches and grow strong again, that the evergreen kevin philips may shelter and find bounty in their shade.

this has stayed with me forever

Utd lining up with Maguire and Evans in central defence again

dunno if I can do this tbh

cunt cunt cunts

there's a million of those every single game

most are better at disguising it tho

Foden's kind of a douche

Maguire's forehead is a sixhead by now

HOLY SHIT what a save

his handling is still weird but he's improving

City are s o b o r i n g

this doesn't look like last year's City

any working streams?

r soccer streams dot net

this is just sad

xp justice4moyes.net still has a few iirc

and that's the Onana I'm talking about

absolutely loves palming it back out to the opposition

when onana is off to AFCON they can put eriksen in goal, he's comfortable on the ball and great passer.

somehow, because the scoreline isn't a complete humiliation (even though the performance is), ETH is going to hold onto his job

10 games, 5 losses

Is ETH the problem though?

Or does Graham Potter deserve another chance?

#justiceformoyes

I mean the club is fucking cursed but so far ETH has demonstrated a complete inability to instill any patterns of play

and his transfers have been utterly horrendous

doesn't seem like a manager who has instilled morale into a team when they start to struggle

except that time they made them run 10k or something which sounded neat

Well the team is full of lazy mental midgets but only about half of them are his fault

Honestly, of the players who made it onto the pitch today, Hojlund and Garnacho are the only ones I'd keep

caring about being liked is the hot new top level manager skill

caring about being liked is the hot new top level manager skill
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 October 2023 17:36 (two seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

this has been the case since at least #jolout

Well the team is full of lazy mental midgets but only about half of them are his fault

― Number None, Sunday, October 29, 2023 12:34 PM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

sry 2 language police but WHAT THE FUCK

Well the team is full of lazy mental midgets but only about half of them are his fault
Honestly, of the players who made it onto the pitch today, Hojlund and Garnacho are the only ones I'd keep
― Number None, Sunday, 29 October 2023 17:34 (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I've been enjoying mctominay being the saviour which must say something. #bringbackfred

I apologise if that was a poor choice of words

What I meant to convey is that this squad is filled to the brim with gutless, paycheque-collecting pseudo-footballers and it's quite painful to watch

don't really get what mason mount is for tbh. and having watched 4 or 5 utd games this season onana's skill at passing is severely overrated imo his distribution is bang average. don't really like agreeing with gnev but bernardo silva was a joy to watch today.

I don't think a single fan wanted Mount to sign for their club this season but apparently Klopp, Arteta and Ten Hag all wanted him? Very odd

we actually ended the game today with three, arguably four, #10s playing in midfield

it's diabolical recruitment

I wonder if Mount is the kind of signing that *could* make sense in 2 or 3 windows time. As in versatile squad player that Ten Hag could mould into part of a wider whole. Lots of coulds there, of course, and it supposes that Utd sort out their recruitment policy that has been embarrassing for what, 15 years?

hes fifteen yards ahead of harry winks on the pitch but otherwise cant see the difference

I know it's Carabao Cup but I'm struggling to understand how Ten Hag is still in a job

antony is appallingly bad