What is your preferred wiping technique? Circular? Horizontal? Vertical?

I was taught a very specific wipe at an early age and things weren't sparkly clean but nobody ever complained. then went on a business trip to Southeast Asia and I showed three colleagues and they recoiled. one said "do you have no sense of pride?" and offered to retrain me.

Went back to my home country a changed man

xp: To be fair, phone and tablet screens are the modern-day butthole and probably about as hygenic.

Always wipe with the left hand.

What are you talking about? I keep mine clean because I've got a constant stream of shit coming through that thing but I'm sort of addicted. The rabbit hole's deep. Anyway I barely ever show anyone unless there's something really impressive that practically bursts out, know what I mean? Like something totally sick that you have to be like "check this shit out". Though I let my mom look during the crowning in England.

xxp