Elon Musk

An Elon Musk biopic is reportedly in the works at A24 with Darren Aronofsky set to direct.

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He should play himself.

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Requiem for a Meme

mother******!

sheer howling desolation

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you are so funny you should die in horrible agony sir

A screendoor on a submarine!

difficult to know whether getting bodied by sam altman is worse for his psyche than getting booed at chappelle.

Explains why he couldn't rescue those Thai kids then xp

if you shoot an Elon Musk biopic and you add a death scene in the movie do he die in real life

a friend who went to film school with Aronofsky says "ugh, a perfect match"

I wonder which Hollywood actor is going to allow their face to be flattened by an iron in order to look like Musk

Austin Butler might work if he gets his face smooshed up a bit.

I bet Musk could talk for hours about how much he loves Pi.

And then name a kid after it

Austin Butler might work if he gets his face smooshed up a bit.

― that's when I reach for my copy of Revolver (WmC), Friday, November 10, 2023 12:49 PM bookmarkflaglink

featuring Tom Hanks as Grimes, to keep the pair together

https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/spacex-musk-safety/

Reuters documented at least 600 previously unreported workplace injuries at Musk’s rocket company: crushed limbs, amputations, electrocutions, head and eye wounds and one death. SpaceX employees say they’re paying the price for the billionaire’s push to colonize space at breakneck speed.

what did they think "breakneck" meant

It’s right on the tin

you guys didn't click through huh :(

yikes, no I didn't, but immediately regret making that statement now that I just did! :(

in all seriousness, this is the part of Elon's "piece-of-shittery" that I wish got talked about more. not that it's not important to call him out for his anti-Semitism, racism, transphobia, and the other things he does, but word about him as a neglectful employer has been pretty loud for years, and so many assholes chalked it up to "geniuses can be hard to work for sometimes, idk what to tell you".

yeah absolutely, especially since one of the previous major stories about his terrible management was about how rampantly racist the Tesla Fremont plant was, which was well before he took over twitter. His "rightward turn" was pretty easy to predict

Image:

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Immediate Bluesky riff on it:

hello yes one CIDERFRUKK please

wait is CIDERTRUKK not a Tesla? It's like it's own thing?

nobody in FL gonna drive that, you can't put a Salt Life sticker on it

god, it's so ugly. It's not even "child draws their dream car" ugly, it's "tell an AI chatbot to design a car in Mindcraft" ugly.

if Homer Simpson had trotted this car out instead, his brother would have shot him on sight

Looks like it was designed by Henry Rollins in Johnny Mnemonic

the tires don't look very standard... I'll be you only buy them at CYDRTRUXX retailers

Reuters documented at least 600 previously unreported workplace injuries at Musk’s rocket company including crushed limbs, amputations, electrocutions and one death. SpaceX employees say they’re paying a heavy price for the billionaire’s push to colonize space at breakneck speed.

Looks like it was designed by Henry Rollins in Johnny Mnemonic

Bruce Levenstein did that one better -- he shared this image with the line "My Uber is here."

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CYDERPUNKK
CYDERSEXX
CYDERKKAFFE
CYDERSPACE

JFK
BLOWN AWAY

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How do u cyber with this truck, asking for a horny friend

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This guy sucks but he’s not wrong about polytopia (iOS). I’m playing it again. Such a great game. Easily better than chess.

spoken like someone who hasnt spent the last half hour learning life lessons from solving pin pattern puzzles

ok I spent half the day playing Polytopia and I’m going to rate it “kind of ok”

everything is too small and fiddly

i remember it being more legible on old iphones. i wonder if it needs some kind of update for higher res screens?

can i say something about games here so many games are just complicated, getting good at them is learning the rules, game as a tutorial

shouldve put a "these days" in there no old games are like that

you can teach a kindergartener the rules to chess

i have some longtime friends who became deep, deep boardgame people and i swear the appeal for them is mostly just new toys, new tokens and figures and little cards to read with each and every game

yeah they buy these games and play them once, whats that

that game wingspan is absolute dogshit but it is a nice object tbf. i got it as a gift and played it once.

Contemporary board games peaked with Settlers of Catan.

No they didn’t

settlers is good but *turning to the fellas* its not a good as poker