Elon Musk

god, it's so ugly. It's not even "child draws their dream car" ugly, it's "tell an AI chatbot to design a car in Mindcraft" ugly.

if Homer Simpson had trotted this car out instead, his brother would have shot him on sight

Looks like it was designed by Henry Rollins in Johnny Mnemonic

the tires don't look very standard... I'll be you only buy them at CYDRTRUXX retailers

Reuters documented at least 600 previously unreported workplace injuries at Musk’s rocket company including crushed limbs, amputations, electrocutions and one death. SpaceX employees say they’re paying a heavy price for the billionaire’s push to colonize space at breakneck speed.

Looks like it was designed by Henry Rollins in Johnny Mnemonic

Bruce Levenstein did that one better -- he shared this image with the line "My Uber is here."

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CYDERPUNKK
CYDERSEXX
CYDERKKAFFE
CYDERSPACE

JFK
BLOWN AWAY

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How do u cyber with this truck, asking for a horny friend

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This guy sucks but he’s not wrong about polytopia (iOS). I’m playing it again. Such a great game. Easily better than chess.

spoken like someone who hasnt spent the last half hour learning life lessons from solving pin pattern puzzles

ok I spent half the day playing Polytopia and I’m going to rate it “kind of ok”

everything is too small and fiddly

i remember it being more legible on old iphones. i wonder if it needs some kind of update for higher res screens?

can i say something about games here so many games are just complicated, getting good at them is learning the rules, game as a tutorial

shouldve put a "these days" in there no old games are like that

you can teach a kindergartener the rules to chess

i have some longtime friends who became deep, deep boardgame people and i swear the appeal for them is mostly just new toys, new tokens and figures and little cards to read with each and every game

yeah they buy these games and play them once, whats that

that game wingspan is absolute dogshit but it is a nice object tbf. i got it as a gift and played it once.

Contemporary board games peaked with Settlers of Catan.

No they didn’t

settlers is good but *turning to the fellas* its not a good as poker

Okay, Steve Albini

not gonna sit here and argue with success know what im sayin fellas

its the lag∞n martingale fellas

Musk named one of his children after a Warhammer 40,000 army.

Pandemic rules but woo boy not wanted to play it for a while. Ticket to Ride is ace, tho we don't own it and only play it with friends. Galaxy Trucker is better than Chess.

I’ve made the mistake of getting into Star Wars: Legion.

It’s fun to have little Hoth dudes to paint

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyvyhkF8Xr4

that game wingspan is absolute dogshit but it is a nice object tbf. i got it as a gift and played it once.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, November 11, 2023 10:11 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

I bought this to play with my daughter when it came out because she's a nature kid, and it looked cool as hell. We made it about halfway through the instructions. We were going through her old toys this weekend and that one was straight into the giveaway pile.

I like wingspan

I have it too! Played it once! It was good but it has a half-hour setup!

Then I bought Birdwatcher, which

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lol I just saw that on Bluesky and thought "lagoon is going to love this"

haaa

btw just noticing how tiny that rear window is, guess there must be sacrifices to look very cool

also wasnt this thing supposed to be huge why is the bed so small, a tacoma (mid size pickup) could easily fit that bike in its bed

ok i have done my research and the "production" model is smaller than the prototype, its kind of in between full size and mid size but has a larger than other pickups passenger area, think of it as a big subaru baja except uglier

my entire skin surface twinges every time i see a picture, those edges are sharp, i will cut myself if i just walk near one

yeah supposedly the first ones are going to be delivered this month but they dont look like theyre up to safety regs, cars arent supposed to have sharp corners like that

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-_SBNbHd4i30/ULKVZ-bKzNI/AAAAAAAAAbk/BgOk6QMNt7A/s1600/IMG_0587.JPG

lol nice

It looks like one of those things where they build something exactly as a child has drawn it, to show how silly it would look in real life.

thats actually what happened

lol

lol

ugh thanks phone

I'm a little surprised Musk didn't demand they give it triangle shaped wheels.